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WeeJ
With all the hype of Big Brother doing the rounds at the moment, I thought it would be quite amusing to do a Matazone Big Brother...

Whoever posts in this thread gets chucked into the BB house and everyone else can narrate what the hell's going on biggrin.gif

Day One

Day One In the Matazone Big Brother house....Weej is the first person to enter. Awaiting the arrival of other house mates, she consumes the contents of the fridge and picks which bed she's going nab before everyone else....
Moosh
Moose is pushed into the house by IATB, and shouts somethign about never signing up for this, before proceeding to collect every cushion/soft thing in thr house and pile them all up and jump on top. He then goes to sleep.
Daria
Daria joins in, just so she can be the one who obsessively cleans and cooks yummo food.
WeeJ
7.34 PM. Daria, Weej and Cheesmoose are in the seating area. Weej is searching the house for that sexy sounding Narrator bloke.... Daria is jumping on CM to wake him up whilst trying to nick his soft furnishings...
Mutilation
*Mutilation bites into a Kit-Kat, and feels a strange papery sensation in his mouth*
WeeJ
7.42 PM. Mutilation enters the BB house via a force pull tractor beam, is stripped naked and chucked in the pool...
I_am_the_best
IATB gingerly enters the house and laughs at CM.
Moosh
Moose sends a cushion avalanche down on Emma from the heights of Mt Soft-and-cuddly
Daria
Daria makes brown rice and tofu for tea.

Grubs up!
I_am_the_best
Sends an avalanche of rice down on Jame from Mt. Dinnerus.
Moosh
Yay, food!

James eats it and puppy-dog-eyes Emma for more.
WeeJ
Weej barfs at CM's puppy eyes tongue.gif
Usurper MrTeapot
*rings doorbell*

Anyone call a plumber?
Rykan
*watches on a screen, points and laughs*
Daria
QUOTE (MrTeapot @ May 23 2006, 12:42 AM) *
*rings doorbell*

Anyone call a plumber?

Me wink.gif
Moosh
Day 2

MrTeapot has just got in the house, Daria has been obsessively cleaning since 3am, but has just stopped to answer the door. WeeJ is still searching for the sexy narrator bloke, but has only found speakers. Moose and IATB are outside, playing with fire.
Usurper MrTeapot
You called, eh? Righto. Well lets go fix the pipes then.

*pulls Daria off into the bedroom*
I_am_the_best
IATB has caught fire.
Daria
QUOTE (MrTeapot @ May 23 2006, 05:22 PM) *
You called, eh? Righto. Well lets go fix the pipes then.

*pulls Daria off into the bedroom*

*snigger*
Only as long as you have one of those ridiculous moustaches we found in Soho, on wink.gif
Moosh
QUOTE (I_am_the_best @ May 23 2006, 05:26 PM) *
IATB has caught fire.


Moose throws IATB in the swimming pool
I_am_the_best
QUOTE (CheeseMoose @ May 23 2006, 05:34 PM) *
QUOTE (I_am_the_best @ May 23 2006, 05:26 PM) *

IATB has caught fire.


Moose throws IATB in the swimming pool


Is thankful, but now cold hence pulls Moose in too.
Daria
People, please! Think of the mess!
Moosh
It's true, I mean look at us, these clothes are soaked, we're gonna be freezing....
I_am_the_best
No one is tending the fire...
Daria
*feeds fire*

Heh. Freaky styley fire.

*Jimi Hendrix emerges from the diary room with a bemused look on his face*
Moosh
Daria's looking after the fire, me and IATB will just go and... get changed. Yes. ph34r.gif
Usurper MrTeapot
*puts on funny moustache*

Allo allo allo, right that's the pipe's cleaned. Where's the drinks cabinate?
WeeJ
I would like to nominate MrTeapot for eviction as he keep rogering housemates tongue.gif
Moosh
We get to evict people?

Okay, I vote for Mutilation 'cos I haven't seen him do anything interesting yet.
Daria
QUOTE (CheeseMoose @ May 23 2006, 06:16 PM) *
Daria's looking after the fire, me and IATB will just go and... get changed. Yes. ph34r.gif


wink.gif
Day forgotten the day
Everyone in the BB house seems to be hooking up.
Who's next?

"Could CM and IATB please attend the diary room"
I_am_the_best
o.0

*Runs into the diary room and blankets self over the chair*
Moosh
*Wanders over to the diary room.*

*gets excuses in now*

[bad Italian accent]
It wassa not me-a. I wassa not-a even there-a. She-a made me do it.
[/bad Italian accent]
Daria
Hehehehe

Day aftertheonebeforebutstillforgottenwhatonewhatwithtimezonesandtheboardbeingfunnytimes in the BB house.
CM and IATB have still not yet emerged from the diary room.
Meanwhile, Jimi Hendrix got bored of the fire and is now schmoozing in the pool with WeeJ.
Daria and Teapot are nowhere to be seen...
Moosh
Where did Hendrix come from?

Anyway, in the diary room

BB: You started a fire, so you must be punished

CM+IATB: How?

BB: That's for the next person who posts in this thread to decide

CM+IATB: oh noes!
snooodlysnoosnoosnoodle
QUOTE (WeeJ @ May 24 2006, 05:29 PM) *
I would like to nominate MrTeapot for eviction as he keep rogering housemates tongue.gif


(this is Teapot masquerading as snoo)

Just cos you're not getting any from me WeeJ.

I would like to vote for Mutilation also.

Now, would someone please tell me where the drink's cabinate is?
Daria
QUOTE (CheeseMoose @ May 25 2006, 09:22 AM) *
Where did Hendrix come from?

He emerged looking bemused, from the Diary room a little while ago.
As Teapot hasn't come up with a punishment...

You have a task. Your task is to Make a hat. It must be a good hat, and we must see pictures of said hat, posted asap.
Moosh
QUOTE (Daria @ May 25 2006, 06:36 PM) *
You have a task. Your task is to Make a hat. It must be a good hat, and we must see pictures of said hat, posted asap.


Together or just one of us? or both of us seperatly?
oscarhilton
*Oscar gets slowly lowered in via home-made string - macaroni poorly stuck together with 'Art Attack' Prit-stick. The feeble rope snaps and he plumets into the fidge*

...Crap.
markslut
*Is shoved in as the token tranny*
Daria
QUOTE (CheeseMoose @ May 25 2006, 06:44 PM) *
QUOTE (Daria @ May 25 2006, 06:36 PM) *

You have a task. Your task is to Make a hat. It must be a good hat, and we must see pictures of said hat, posted asap.


Together or just one of us? or both of us seperatly?


You must make a hat each. The crappy hat maker gets kicked out.
Usurper MrTeapot
^ Agrees.

Since the real BB puts people against each other, why shouldn't this one?
Moosh
Okay, I have a made a hat, but can we change it to say that me and Emma have to make hats, and then whoever wins gets to choose who gets kicked out?

My hat:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v302/Che...se/IMGP1759.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v302/Che...se/IMGP1762.jpg

EDIT: I apologise for the state of my hair in the above photo. I've only just got up
I_am_the_best
Well the newspaper is now missing the sports page... but I have a hat.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v679/EmaJane/thing.jpg

It must be said though that Moose's pwns all.
Daria
*Big Brother have a group huddle to decide*
Usurper MrTeapot
Hmmm.....
monkey_called_narth
*wonders in the house all non chilant like and sits down on a couch*
Daria
Narthie- you are just in time!

"Could all contestants congregate in the seating area"



"Big Brother have decided that the winning hat maker is...




































.....


























I Am The Best.
I Am The Best, you now have the power to kick out one person from the Big Brother house. Be warned, there may be consequences of your decision. Over and out"
I_am_the_best
Giddy Nora.
Usurper MrTeapot
*checks house for a certain 'Giddy Nora'*

She isn't here, please make another selection.
I_am_the_best
I don't think that Mutilation has said/done much and so can I pick him? I'm very sorry.
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