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bryden42
The rules,

You announce what the previous person recieves after they have inserted something into the vending machine. You then insert something of your own.

For example.

Quote:
Person 1 inserts a plane.

Quote:
Person 1 recieves a snake.

Person 2 inserts a rubics cube.



so Bryden42 inserts a "best of queen" album
Moosh
Bryden42 gets two small bits of wood, 4cc of mouse blood and some glitter.

CheeseMoose inserts 31,337 free AOL cds
I_am_the_best
CheeseMoose gets a slap (for the many AOL cds)

and then a cuddle to make up for the slap.

IATB inserts an apple core.
Izzy
ChesseMoose receives a red lightsaber.
IATB gets a pair of nail clippers and a Pokemon card.

Izzy inserts a pair of socks.
I_am_the_best
Izzy gets an '0mg pWnD bY I4T8!111111' sicker. Teehee.

Emma inserts a telephone.

Oh my and I will probably get an 'Omg pWnD bY IzZy'S eDiT1!!111!! 0mg l0lz0rx'lsazh!' sticker... please?
Izzy
No way. You can have an Izzy rocks stick though! Emma gets a stem-and-leaf-plot of the scores of the University of Texas menís basketball team during the 2002-2003 regular season.

Izzy inserts one of her fingers. *scared*
bryden42
Izzy recieves a round of applause

Carl inserts his sense of pride
michael1384
Carl receives a broken Record.

Michael inserts a driving licence.
Izzy
Izzy takes the driving lecence and gives Michael a cookie.

Izzy inserts 25 cents.
Moosh
Izzy gets a red toy lightsaber.

Moose inserts a blunt pencil.
Izzy
Moosh gets a a warm sweater and a hug for the lightsaber. And then a mean look for knowing Izzy can't do anything with it.

Izzy inserts a nose hair.
I_am_the_best
Izzy gets flu! Without those nose hairs protecting you from breathing in nasty things what could one expect!

IATB inserts an ounce of awesomeness.
Moosh
IATB gets a metric f*ckton (that's 13 1/3 butt-loads for those of you still using the imperial system) of smarties

Moose inserts his username and password
Izzy
Moose gets his account hacked.

Izzy inserts her kitty.
Moosh
Izzy gets her kitty onto Cute Overload. (it's totally cute enough)

Moose inserts his phone
michael1384
Moose gets a toy plastic phone full of sweeties.

Michael inserts a broken beer bottle.
Izzy
Michael gets a keg of Mixery.

Izzy inserts her friend Steph.
MisterJ
Izzy gets an innocent looking skeleton.

Jed inserts an apple.
bryden42
Jed gets original sin

Carl inserts unoriginal piety
Moosh
Carl gets a Pope-Soap-on-a-Rope

Moose inserts the vomit that Jimi Hendrix choked on.
michael1384
Moose receives Jimi Hendrix

Michael inserts a blue whale
Izzy
Michael receives a fine for breaking the vending machine with his blue whale.

Izzy inserts a 5lb weight.
bryden42
Michael recieves the wailing blues

carl inserts dr zoidberg



Oooh double post, next person has to answer both previous posts and then insert a single item of their own.
MisterJ
Izzy gets big muscles.

bryden gets bunch of pearls (Dr. Zoidberg can vomit pearls).

Jed inserts a ninja. ph34r.gif
Izzy
Jed receives a pirate.

< Pirates own ninjas.

Izzy inserts her alarm clock for waking her up at 6:30 on a Saturday...
michael1384
Izzy receives an alarm clock that only wakes her up on Saturday.

Michael inserts a dictionary
Izzy
...Michael receives a note saying he must define 10,000 words over the weeked using only the dictionary he just inserted.

Izzy inserts a dead spider.
michael1384
Izzy receives a dead fly.

Michael inserts his old computer.
Izzy
Michael receives a broken keyboard.

Izzy inserts a Biology textbook.
michael1384
Izzy receives a science teacher.

Michael inserts Izzy.
Izzy
Michael receives kicks and pouts.

Izzy, who's stuck in the vending machine, pulls Michael in.
michael1384
Izzy receives a smashed vending machine.

Michael Inserts a keyboard into a smashed, smoking vending machine. He also steals everything everyone has put in there.
Izzy
Michael receives shouts of "You broke the vending machine". And then Izzy, the only item he didn't steal, goes back out.

Izzy inserts some food, so Michael doesn't starve.
michael1384
Izzy receives a thank you. Michael exits the vending machine.

Michael inserts an mp3 player.
Izzy
Michael receives broken headphones.

Izzy inserts some spoilt milk.
michael1384
Izzy receives a cow.

Michael inserts a letter to granny.
Izzy
Michael receives 50pounds from his granny who visited the vending machine earlier.

Izzy inserts a pillowcase.
michael1384
Izzy receives a game boy.

Michael inserts a cushion.
Izzy
Michael receives a poster.

Izzy inserts a Vans Skatepark membership card.
Moosh
Izzy gets an Eddie t-shirt a a copy of A Matter of Life and Death

Moose inserts glue
Izzy
Moose receives rubber.

Izzy inserts a fortunane cookie.
michael1384
Izzy gets a full Chinese meal.

Michael inserts a paper weight.
Izzy
Michael gets a football.

Izzy inserts a peice of rice.


QUOTE (michael1384 @ Jan 27 2007, 10:17 AM) *
Izzy gets a full Chinese meal.

Would now be a good time to mention that I'm actually eating Chinese food? tongue.gif
michael1384
Izzy receives a human brain and a meercats kidney.

Michael inserts a green day album.
bryden42
Micheal recieves a sex pistols album

carl inserts a 536mb battlefield 2 patch
Moosh
Carl gets a 512mb stick of flash memory. Tantalisingly close to, but not able to hold said patch.

Moose inserts bromine. The dullest element.
I_am_the_best
Moose receives Neptunium! Solid at 298k!

IATB inserts sunflower seeds.
Izzy
IATB receives a lily.

Izzy inserts a PS2.
*crosses fingers for receving a PS3* Pwease?
I_am_the_best
Izzy receives a Wii. OmFg l0lz0rz1!111 pwnd!111 vvoxbnmOP,M

IATB inserts a piece of lead piping.
Izzy
IATB receives a brand new.. shiny.. what is it? Is it a car? Nope, it's a pencil!

Izzy inserts the phone.
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