This is based off of this song (caution cussing) from the South Park.

Here's the premise. Someone puts up a situation, and the following person posts what Brian Boitano would do in that situation. Then when they are done, they put up a new situation for the next person...and so on and so forth.

So to begin...

There is this duck walking down the street and it sees a snake and goes totally insane, mad with quacking, etc. Some robots with lazers randomly jump out of the bushes at the duck and try to get it to calm down, but it does not work, because well the duck is insane. Then some evil bread shows up and it just becomes one big lump of total chaos.

So what would Brian Boitano do?