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Usurper MrTeapot
ALL RIGHT YOU LOT... LINE UP!

I want to know who is here.

Checking in: MrTeapot.

Anyone else?
BigMistake
QUOTE (MrTeapot @ Sep 29 2011, 12:05 PM) *
ALL RIGHT YOU LOT... LINE UP!

I want to know who is here.

Checking in: MrTeapot.

Anyone else?


Mesa here!
Phantom
*puts hand in the air*
Shouts a bit to hard as usual: Phantom!

*hides in the corner again*
Mata
Me, naturally, and I thought I spotted a wild Pab recently...
Usurper MrTeapot
Very well.

BigMistake, Phantom, you are my first troops, my trusted lieutenants, the right-hand men of this coup d'état.

Did I say coup d'état? I meant...regime change? Bah, there's no hiding it now.


CHARGE! *charges downhill on a unicorn waving a sharpened umbrella*
BigMistake
QUOTE (MrTeapot @ Sep 29 2011, 02:53 PM) *
Very well.

BigMistake, Phantom, you are my first troops, my trusted lieutenants, the right-hand men of this coup d'état.

Did I say coup d'état? I meant...regime change? Bah, there's no hiding it now.


CHARGE! *charges downhill on a unicorn waving a sharpened umbrella*


*Follows MrTeapot into battle, only to be distracted by a few strategically placed Playboys*

Hehe, bewbs.
Usurper MrTeapot
Think not of earthly bewbs, brave soldier, but think of the wonderful bewbs you will receive at the post-battle feast.

Friends! This is our chant: BEER! METAL! ODIN!
mooooooooooopo
Slightly late but I'm here, I'm here. I still exist. Honest!
Pikasyuu
i'm here~ ;;curtsies;;
i wouldn't mind getting to know you since everyone who does agrees that you're AWESOME.
Pikasyuu
ps, coup d'etat is spelled 'cootietaw.'
Usurper MrTeapot
So be it, we start our Cootietaw right here, right now.

Hold the fort, moop!
Lurker in the Park
Evenin', I'll be round the back tidying up the bodies. Don't want those boots going to waste now do we?
Mata
*anticipates the rebirth of the boob bouncing thread*
BigMistake
QUOTE (Mata @ Sep 29 2011, 11:25 PM) *
*anticipates the rebirth of the boob bouncing thread*


That, my dear fellow, is an excellent suggestion!
vicrawr
BEER! METAL! ODIN!
SPEAKERfortheLOST
*runs across the field and wraps Vic in duct tape*

Phew! That was almost dicey... would have had to eat my donuts in the middle of a coup... that just won't do...

*walks off eating a jelly donut*
Phyllis
I'm here! I'm Phyllis now, but once upon a time I was candice...
Usurper MrTeapot
*releases Vic*

SPEAKERfortheLOST, how dare you violate Field Marshal Victor! I'm busting your arse back down to private. Private Doughnut.

And cand....I'm not going to call you Phyllis.
Phyllis
I was just identifying myself because of the name change. It wasn't a request to call me Phyllis!
Pikasyuu
you should call her phyllis, though.
Usurper MrTeapot
What? You mean this isn't voluntary?

Looks like it's a good thing I came when I did, couldn't have some soon enough.

Okay, cand, I need you to disable the digital doodab electifying container. If you can do that, I think we'll have a real chance at smashing this thing wide open.

Don't worry, the people of East Kilbride are on your side.
Ashbless
Wanders over to help Moop loot the storerooms. Er, inventory the storerooms, inventory... that's what we're doing.
Daria
*pokes head up, waves white flag, welcomes the new overlords*
Mata
Phyllis/Candice confusion fixed. No need to thank me, I'm just doing my job.
CrazyFooIAintGettinOnNoPlane
hi.
Usurper MrTeapot
Not quite fixed enough for me. I'm here for a total take-over.

Mata, we will be submitting our demands on one A4 side of porkchop within 10 working days.
BigMistake
Can't we do it on paper or in front of Mata? Craving a porkchop right now.
Mata
Being a benevolent dictator, naturally I will only accede to your wishes if they are things that I would have done anyway. Anything too extreme and I will destroy you for the good of the fatherland (it's what you'd want if you could see it from my side).
Pikasyuu
team Mata, he stalks me.
Hobbes
Present! o/

Ooh... presents... is it Christmas already?
BigMistake
QUOTE (Hobbes @ Oct 3 2011, 09:50 PM) *
Present! o/

Ooh... presents... is it Christmas already?

Not really.
Usurper MrTeapot
Very well Mata, since you have shown excellent negotiation skills (thanks for all that cash btw) I have decided to put it to a vote from the masses.

I need some more people to call in under the banner first, then we shall campaign and take it to the polls.

It's on!
gothictheysay
oh hi!! I'm still here. how are you MrTeapot? Long time no see.
Lurker in the Park
*picks up guitar, starts to learn Won't Get Fooled Again*

<<<< Apparently I'm Worrying. This fails to be a surprise
Pikasyuu
where's the poll?
Usurper MrTeapot
Patience, young one, these things need to be done properly.

Now, how do I spell Whitney again?
Pikasyuu
i think you got it :3
monkey_called_narth
*peeks around*

Hi there. o.o
Mata
Hey Narth! Nice to see you here smile.gif

Teapot: tell me more about this Whitney person.
Usurper MrTeapot
There. Poll added.

VOTE TEAPOT! A vote for Teapot is a vote to keep your own skins.
BigMistake
QUOTE (MrTeapot @ Oct 11 2011, 02:57 PM) *
There. Poll added.

VOTE TEAPOT! A vote for Teapot is a vote to keep your own skins.


Sorry Mata. My skin might not be smooth, but I am rather attached to it.
Pikasyuu
my purple name makes me a soldier of mata. <3
Usurper MrTeapot
*bows head*

Then you are my enemy.
Pikasyuu
and quite an adversary at that~
Usurper MrTeapot
*makes an itchy finger move towards the machete at his belt*

Go on, Poké, make my day.
Pikasyuu
excuse you, i am not a pokemon. and what kind of nerd fights with a machete? it's all about girls with naginatas in catholic schoolgirl uniforms. this shall be like a japanese 2-d fighter a la Guilty Gear or Darkstalkers. now come on, whatchoo really got for me?
Usurper MrTeapot
A massive machete. And I can promise that you won't have to look up what my choice of weapon is because you have no idea what a naginatas machete is.
Mata
Is 'machete' a crude similie?
Pikasyuu
naginatas is the plural of naginata. they are flawless~
i can't be the first one to battle you, though. you have to defeat all of the mods to get to the cath, lo and syuu stages.
Usurper MrTeapot
Bring it!

(Does this need a battle thread?)
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