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jicama
Dear Uncle MonJan:

My uncle was mowing his lawn and he ran over a leprechaun. Does running over a leprechaun count as catching a leprechaun? Does he get the gold? Or the wishes? You're supposed to be granted a wish, aren't you?

Signed, Confused and Penniless

p.s. we gave the leg to my dog, is that bad?

p.p.s. She really really likes it.
Jonman
QUOTE (oobunnie @ Jul 29 2003, 04:34 PM)
hey jonman,

should I get the Conform, Consume, Obey. Mr. SB t-shirt... or the Hack the corprate reality t-shirt

Speaking as a personal friend of Mata, I have to say that you should get both. In fact, better still, buy several of each, so that in case of T-shirt disaster, you have spares.

You may wish to send him vast sums of unmarked fresh high denomination notes of currancy as well. Pounds Sterling would be preferred.

Umm. You could also call the kebab shop around the corner, and strike a deal with them such that Mata gets free kebabs for life. They make good kebabs. Mmmm. Chilli sauce.....
oobunnie
QUOTE (Jonman @ Jul 30 2003, 02:05 AM)
Speaking as a personal friend of Mata, I have to say that you should get both. In fact, better still, buy several of each, so that in case of T-shirt disaster, you have spares.

You may wish to send him vast sums of unmarked fresh high denomination notes of currancy as well. Pounds Sterling would be preferred.

Umm. You could also call the kebab shop around the corner, and strike a deal with them such that Mata gets free kebabs for life. They make good kebabs. Mmmm. Chilli sauce.....

ohmy.gif how could I not have thought of the t-shirt disaster situation.

As a joke I was going to send a bunch of canadian bills (as they all look alot like monopoly money) but then I was told that pound (o ermm whatever) are coloured aswell. thus making it not as funny as when I sent it to the people in the states.

Strike a deal with a kebab person. Is there really a way? I always thought that kebab places were just fronts for a major money laundering business. How do you stike a deal with money launderers?
Jonman
QUOTE (jicama @ Jul 29 2003, 05:22 PM)
Dear Uncle MonJan:

My uncle was mowing his lawn and he ran over a leprechaun. Does running over a leprechaun count as catching a leprechaun? Does he get the gold? Or the wishes? You're supposed to be granted a wish, aren't you?

Signed, Confused and Penniless

p.s. we gave the leg to my dog, is that bad?

p.p.s. She really really likes it.

Dear Jica-jic-ah.

It all depends on whether the leprechaun is still alive or dead. You see, if he was alive, then you can claim to have caught him. Nothing in the leprechaun rules above use of lawnmowers or not. Speaking of lawnmowers, I had one of those big sit-on-drive-around ones in a house I rented once. Great fun it was. Me and my housemate used to really look forward to cutting the grass. We'd do it in tandem, then ride the thing down the pub afterwards. Anyway, I digress.

Yeah, leprechauns, right. You get the wishes if you capture them, and you get the pot of gold if you find the end of the rainbow, where any wise leprechaun will apparently keep his gold. Don't bother about the gold though: since Ireland went off the gold standard, leprechauns have wised up to the fact that purest gold is no longer much use as everyday currency, and most sensible leprechauns now carry Visa. The only thing you'll find at the end of rainbows (apart from confused physicists) is empty pots that used to have gold in them.

Now as for the wishes, well, I'm guessing you're scupperred, seeing as you gave it's leg to your dog. Unless your dog is a highly skilled surgeon (which I strongly doubt), this leads me to conclude that the leg is seperated from the leprachaun. Either that, or the leprachaun is seriously pissed off, and isn't going to give you squat, let alone wishes. Now, if said leg is seperated from the aforementioned leprachaun, I can only assume that the leprachaun is deceased.

That Columbo ain't got nothing on me, I tells ya. Perry Mason? Bah. Quincy's a bit good mind.

Now, instead of being in the position of being able to wish for 12 inch pianists (oops, wrong joke, sorry), your dad is instead in the position of being a murderer of mythological beasties. Seeing as you're in Canada, you'll probably OK, as it's a long way for a way party of armed leprachauns to swim to come get you. Just be careful if you set foot in Ireland, right?

*dusts off hands*
Jonman
QUOTE (oobunnie @ Jul 29 2003, 07:11 PM)
Strike a deal with a kebab person. Is there really a way? I always thought that kebab places were just fronts for a major money laundering business. How do you stike a deal with money launderers?

I dunno? Offer them cheap washing powder?



.....



.....




.....


*kicks tumbleweed*
Pikasyuu
Dear Jonman --
What's the best place to screw/makelove/do the horizontal tango/feck/commense with the nasty?

- syuu
Jonman
QUOTE (syuu @ Jul 29 2003, 07:49 PM)
Dear Jonman --
What's the best place to screw/makelove/do the horizontal tango/feck/commense with the nasty?

- syuu

Ah, young Padawan, you have much to learn.

There is no 'best' place. There are only places which at times may be better than others, and at other times not.

*brushes dust off lightsabre*
Pikasyuu
QUOTE (Jonman @ Jul 30 2003, 02:57 PM)
QUOTE (syuu @ Jul 29 2003, 07:49 PM)
Dear Jonman --
What's the best place to screw/makelove/do the horizontal tango/feck/commense with the nasty?

- syuu

Ah, young Padawan, you have much to learn.

There is no 'best' place. There are only places which at times may be better than others, and at other times not.

*brushes dust off lightsabre*

Thank you, sah. *bows*

=) I'll keep this in mind. My best bet was the kitchen counter.
CommieBastard
Dear Jonman,

Is there an etiquette to reviving old threads, or is it a free-for-all?

Yours,
Polite.
gerbilfromhell
dear jonman:
is 'jedi' actually a regognized religion newhere? i thought i heard someone say it was.........
-gerbil
Jonman
QUOTE (CommieBastard @ Aug 19 2003, 10:21 AM)
Dear Jonman,

Is there an etiquette to reviving old threads, or is it a free-for-all?

Yours,
Polite.

There is indeed an age-old etiquette to reviving threads. If memory serves, it involves asking the thread owner if there's a polite way of reviving his/her thread. By posting in said thread. Sure it's circular thinking, and logically redundant, but that's half the fun.

Yours confumblingly,
Jonman
Jonman
QUOTE (gerbilfromhell @ Aug 19 2003, 10:29 AM)
dear jonman:
is 'jedi' actually a regognized religion newhere? i thought i heard someone say it was.........
-gerbil

Well, there was a big national census over in the UK recently, and one of the options was to say what your religion was. There were the usual boxes (Christian, Buddist, Moslem etc etc etc), and 'Other (please fill in below)'

Internet pranksters (to use the parlance of our times) started a chain email that went all over the place, advising people to enter 'Jedi' as their religion, and that if a significantly high number of people did so, it would get officially recognised by the government as a religion.

However, the British Home Office did actually officially issue a statement saying that no matter how many people wrote Jedi on their census returns, they would not be legally recognising it as a religion.

So, there you go.

Any of the above could be rubbish, but that's certainly the way I remember it.
WeeJ
Dear Jonman....

What can I do to make you come to the UK mata meet?
If I get all the girls to flash you on your arrival, would you be interested?

Yours sincerly,
for and on the behalf of
WeeJ Ithaqua
Jonman
QUOTE (WeeJ @ Aug 19 2003, 02:18 PM)
Dear Jonman....

What can I do to make you come to the UK mata meet?
If I get all the girls to flash you on your arrival, would you be interested?

Yours sincerly,
for and on the behalf of
WeeJ Ithaqua

Dear For And On The Behalf Of,

There's a number of things you'll have to achieve before I'll grace the Matameet with my illustrious presence:

1: Talk to my boss in Cincinatti, to convince him to not only allow me the time off work, but to pay me to take the time off work, as opposed to use my remaining holiday allocation. Note that this may be difficult, as they already think I'm taking the piss - I get 5 weeks holiday a year, as most UK employees do, they get 2 weeks holiday a year, as most US employees do.

2: Talk to my boss here in Seattle to convince him to get someone else to go to Montana to babysit a big white experimental airplane, a trip that's currently scheduled to coincide with the meet.

3: Organise, steal, pay for, or otherwise procure for me a transatlantic flight (non-stop, business or first class preferred) to get me physically there.

Failing that, get someone with a speakerphone on their cellphone, and more money than sense to call me from the meet, and I'll attend telephonically.

P.S. If you don't pull your finger out and get me there as outlined above, can you at least take pictures and post them online of any flashing that goes on. Wouldn't want to miss that, like.
WeeJ
Dear Jonman....

Why didn't I know you're working in the US atm?
Do I know nothing?

Yours sincerly,

For and on the behalf of huh.gif

PS - Many photo's shall be taken....knockers or no knockers
Jonman
QUOTE (WeeJ @ Aug 19 2003, 02:41 PM)
Dear Jonman....

Why didn't I know you're working in the US atm?
Do I know nothing?

Yours sincerly,

For and on the behalf of huh.gif

PS - Many photo's shall be taken....knockers or no knockers

Dear huh.gif

Maybe because no-one had told you?
And no, you don't know nothing, because now I've just told you that, you know that you don't know nothing, which means that you know something.
Jaq
Dear Jonman:

Am I good enough to have fans to revive my thread or am I gonna have to revive it myself?

yours in agony

Jaq
Jonman
QUOTE (Jaq @ Aug 19 2003, 02:48 PM)
Dear Jonman:

Am I good enough to have fans to revive my thread or am I gonna have to revive it myself?

yours in agony

Jaq

Dear Jaq,

You tell me. As a fellow agony professional, it would be unethical of me to revive it. I'm sure it's only a matter of time - let's face it, this one was at the bottom of the midden-heap for many a week.
WeeJ
Jonman...

Was this thread originally meant for real problems or was the daft-ness unintentional?

yours in wonder
Wee Jock poo pong McPlop
Jonman
QUOTE (WeeJ @ Aug 19 2003, 02:57 PM)
Jonman...

Was this thread originally meant for real problems or was the daft-ness unintentional?

yours in wonder
Wee Jock poo pong McPlop

Dear Wee *giggle*

It was originally intended for a small, brief period of daftnicity, but after a few serious questions, it developed into a schizoid, split personality thread, where there would be a spate of daft posts, followed by a few serious ones.

I enjoy both types, and both get my considered opinon. It's all part and parcel of the forum agony business.

Dr Jon.
WeeJ
Dear Jonman,

I've had an extremely boring day at the office and I've had no work to do dry.gif
What should I do to kill the last three quarters of an hour before I scarper off home at 5.30?
Please bear in mind that I have an abundance of office equipment at hand and no bosses in the vicinity.

Yours
WeeJ
x
Jonman
QUOTE (WeeJ @ Aug 28 2003, 09:36 AM)
Dear Jonman,

I've had an extremely boring day at the office and I've had no work to do dry.gif
What should I do to kill the last three quarters of an hour before I scarper off home at 5.30?
Please bear in mind that I have an abundance of office equipment at hand and no bosses in the vicinity.

Yours
WeeJ
x

Assuming you have some coworkers, organise an office Olymipics. Here's some sample events to inspire you:

Office chair racing.
Desk traversing (where you have to go over and under a table without touching the floor).
The Stationary Balance.
Coffee chug.
Office twat endurance (see who can hold the longest conversation with the office twat.

Failing that, photocopy your arse/boobs and fax it to random business contacts in your boss's address book.
WeeJ
QUOTE (Jonman @ Aug 28 2003, 05:39 PM)
Desk traversing (where you have to go over and under a table without touching the floor).

Dear Jonman

Do you think the people at the UK meet could get away with doing that in Pizza Hut?

Yours,

WeeJ
x
Jonman
QUOTE (WeeJ @ Sep 2 2003, 09:38 AM)
QUOTE (Jonman @ Aug 28 2003, 05:39 PM)
Desk traversing (where you have to go over and under a table without touching the floor).

Dear Jonman

Do you think the people at the UK meet could get away with doing that in Pizza Hut?

Yours,

WeeJ
x

Define 'get away with'.

I suggest you do it once you've all eaten, but before you've paid the bill. That way, you've got those pizza facists by the short and curlies. Not to mention cheesies.
leopold
QUOTE (Jonman @ Aug 28 2003, 05:39 PM)
Office twat endurance (see who can hold the longest conversation with the office twat.

Heh... if anyone needs a twat fer this, there's one in my department. Recently voted "most annoying person who ever existed and is ever likely to exist", this chap is so irritatin he could give tips to contagious skin diseases... laugh.gif

Dear Monjan,

Is it possible fer me to rid meself of the above annoyin twat, without havin to resort to workin in Switzerland?

Yours,
Twatted out.
Jonman
QUOTE (leopold @ Sep 2 2003, 10:09 AM)
Dear Monjan,

Is it possible fer me to rid meself of the above annoyin twat, without havin to resort to workin in Switzerland?

Yours,
Twatted out.

Yes.

The trick is to be the total antithesis to his twatishness whenever he's around. For instance, if he's the dorky geeky kind of office twat (a la Colin Hunt from The Fast Show), whenever he comes over, start talking to him about some really great porn flick you saw where the starlet is a trangendered individual who's had radical body modification such that he/she can simultaneously pleasure 6 men, 3 women, and a goat.

However, if he's the kind of office twat who drivels on about the women of dubious virtue that he seduced with his loud house music and cheap hair gel, talk to him about TCP protocols, and how much fun you had over the weekend bi-amping your hifi, and covering your furniture in egg-boxes to achieve perfect non-reflective accoustics, (which of course you empirically measured with your home-built sonic survey kit. Offer to show him blueprints).

Failing that, piss in his coffee cup. Won't help any, but it'll make you feel better.
FurryMammal
Dear Jonman,

How many jaffa cakes will I be able to cram into my mouth at once? My mouth has, on occasion, fitted a tennis ball inside, but removal was tricky. Or should i not to the jaffa cakes, and instead head for the digestives?

Yours truly,
one fed up teenager
Jonman
QUOTE (FurryMammal @ Sep 2 2003, 10:53 AM)
Dear Jonman,

How many jaffa cakes will I be able to cram into my mouth at once? My mouth has, on occasion, fitted a tennis ball inside, but removal was tricky. Or should i not to the jaffa cakes, and instead head for the digestives?

Yours truly,
one fed up teenager

Mmm, jaffa cakes. Go for the fully covered dark choccy ones. They're the bomb.

As for numbers, start with 3 (no probs), work up to 4, and if you can managed 5+, i'll be impressed. Don't do it with digestives - they crumble, and you end up choking on crumbs, and spraying your environs with biscuit.

Don't worry about removal. Jaffa cakes, unlike tennis balls, are edible, so removal will be from a different orifice several hours after the event.

Also, try the wagon wheel challenge - a whole wagon wheel in your mouth at once, without breaking it, then eat it without using your hands.

And the Fisherman's Friend challenge (this one's good with friends too). Pick a number of the vile sweeties (the more the better), and the nastiest, strongest flavour, then pop that many into your mouth, and the one who can go the longest without their eyes watering wins.
Xandra the Blue
Dear Jonman

Which is better? the Blue or the red?
leopold
QUOTE (Jonman @ Sep 2 2003, 05:46 PM)
QUOTE (leopold @ Sep 2 2003, 10:09 AM)

Dear Monjan,

Is it possible fer me to rid meself of the above annoyin twat, without havin to resort to workin in Switzerland?

Yours,
Twatted out.

Yes.

The trick is to be the total antithesis to his twatishness whenever he's around. For instance, if he's the dorky geeky kind of office twat (a la Colin Hunt from The Fast Show), whenever he comes over, start talking to him about some really great porn flick you saw where the starlet is a trangendered individual who's had radical body modification such that he/she can simultaneously pleasure 6 men, 3 women, and a goat.

However, if he's the kind of office twat who drivels on about the women of dubious virtue that he seduced with his loud house music and cheap hair gel, talk to him about TCP protocols, and how much fun you had over the weekend bi-amping your hifi, and covering your furniture in egg-boxes to achieve perfect non-reflective accoustics, (which of course you empirically measured with your home-built sonic survey kit. Offer to show him blueprints).

Failing that, piss in his coffee cup. Won't help any, but it'll make you feel better.

Actually, he's the office twat who moans about absolutely everything (and I mean, EVERYTHING, plus he also talks to himself loudly, and asks me questions such as "Why are they buying that?" and "How come they don't follow the process?". To which I want to reply "Here's 10 pence, call someone who gives a f**k!!"

I think I'll take the third option...
Jonman
QUOTE (Xandra the Blue @ Sep 2 2003, 12:18 PM)
Dear Jonman

Which is better? the Blue or the red?

Well, on the one hand, the blue goes with the shoes, but it clashes with the hat. Meanwhile the red makes your earlobes looks fat, although it's very flattering to your thumbs.

So, you have to ask yourself, which is worse - fat earlobes, or hat-clash?
Jonman
QUOTE (leopold @ Sep 2 2003, 02:19 PM)
QUOTE (Jonman @ Sep 2 2003, 05:46 PM)
Failing that, piss in his coffee cup. Won't help any, but it'll make you feel better.

Actually, he's the office twat who moans about absolutely everything (and I mean, EVERYTHING, plus he also talks to himself loudly, and asks me questions such as "Why are they buying that?" and "How come they don't follow the process?". To which I want to reply "Here's 10 pence, call someone who gives a f**k!!"

I think I'll take the third option...

In that case, compain loudly to people right next to him. About him.

Here's a sample conversation:

Office Twat (OT): Why are they buying that
Leo: (loudly to random co-worker) Why does that guy always ask the most assinine questions?
OT: Are you talking about me
Leo (to co-worker) You see? As if I'd be talking about anybody else. Clearly he's the wrong-headed asshat that I'm talking about.
OT: He's talking about me isn't he?
Leo (to OT): YES I AM, YOU DISHWATER-DULL USELESS EXCUSE FOR A HUMAN BEING! Excuse me, I have an important appointment with a porcelin colleague. I've no doubt it will be as scintillating as talking you you.

Job's a good'un fella.
leopold
laugh.gif laugh.gif LMAO!!!!! laugh.gif laugh.gif

I think I'll do that... everyone hates him anyway! laugh.gif
WeeJ
QUOTE (Jonman @ Sep 2 2003, 10:07 PM)
Leo (to OT): YES I AM, YOU DISHWATER-DULL USELESS EXCUSE FOR A HUMAN BEING!

Priceless laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif
oobunnie
Dear Jon,

Me and a couple of my friends are setting up a trip for our christmas holiday. But we are stuck on where to go.. Some want to go to Mexico, and the rest of us want to go to the Dominican Republic. I suggested Cuba, but one of the people cant go because their parents friends once got arrested there or somethin and her parents dont think its safe.

How do I convince these people we would have much more fun in the tropical Dominican Republic (where might I add we would be able to make some sort of lame star wars jokes to random people on the plane down there) as in comparison to the dustbin desert like mexico?
Oni Usagi
Dear Jonman,

I've recently watched a particularly offensive flash video. I hated it, but I can't seem to get the song out of my head. It's a bad song. What do I do?
Debaser
dear jonman...

some girl from college asked me out to go see the distillers on saturday. any tips on learning how to like a band you despise in 4 days?

yours,
"fred"
Xandra the Blue
Dear Jonman, what do you know about ethical language, and is it as the man once said, meaningless?

(just thought I'd join the que and get my ethics homework out the way........)

"insertBadfalsenamehere"
sharpie
what is the cheapest way to get loads of promotion for my band???
WeeJ
QUOTE (sharpie @ Oct 7 2003, 08:31 PM)
what is the cheapest way to get loads of promotion for my band???

PM me and get in touch. I write for a local rock magazine called Satans Fish Tank. I could get you some promo for your band and possibly put you in contact with some venues around Birmingham (Presuming you're British. Bit bad of me really unsure.gif )

Anywho, email/pm/IM me if you're interested.

(Sorry to be a bit off topic there unsure.gif )
Jonman
QUOTE (oobunnie @ Oct 3 2003, 01:49 PM)
Dear Jon,

Me and a couple of my friends are setting up a trip for our christmas holiday. But we are stuck on where to go.. Some want to go to Mexico, and the rest of us want to go to the Dominican Republic. I suggested Cuba, but one of the people cant go because their parents friends once got arrested there or somethin and her parents dont think its safe.

How do I convince these people we would have much more fun in the tropical Dominican Republic (where might I add we would be able to make some sort of lame star wars jokes to random people on the plane down there) as in comparison to the dustbin desert like mexico?

Quite simply, lie through your teeth. Here's some examples to inspire you.

"Did you know that in the Dominican Republic, it's illegal to not give tourists free back massages on demand?"

"Apparently, I heard that there's a craze for stealing tourists shoes in Mexico. It's all the rage."

"One of my friends went to the Dominican Republic, and when he/she came back, he/she was 18% more beautiful"

Plus, the star wars jokes thing would win me over. "You rebel scum"
Jonman
QUOTE (Oni Usagi @ Oct 7 2003, 11:09 AM)
Dear Jonman,

I've recently watched a particularly offensive flash video. I hated it, but I can't seem to get the song out of my head. It's a bad song. What do I do?

Go and download some remixes of the Super Mario Bros music here. It's so infuriatingly catchy that it'll be stuck in your head for weeks, and will chase out any other music that's stuck in there. Ooh, there's an awesome drum'n'bass remix of it on there. Check it out.
Jonman
QUOTE (Debaser @ Oct 7 2003, 11:13 AM)
dear jonman...

some girl from college asked me out to go see the distillers on saturday. any tips on learning how to like a band you despise in 4 days?

yours,
"fred"

Ask yourself the following questions:

Will pretending to like them get you into her knickers? If so, The Distillers are from now on the Pixies reborn, got it?

If you can't bring yourself to carry that out, ask yourself the following question:

If you make it clear that you think that they're not fit to lick the dog poo off your shoes, will that preclude you from getting into her knickers? If so, just grin and bear it, our kid. Take one for the team, so to speak.


Step off, Dr Phil. Back off, Oprah. Jonman's in town.
Jonman
QUOTE (Xandra the Blue @ Oct 7 2003, 12:14 PM)
Dear Jonman, what do you know about ethical language, and is it as the man once said, meaningless?

(just thought I'd join the que and get my ethics homework out the way........)

"insertBadfalsenamehere"

I actually know a fair bit about ethical language, holding a qualification in ethics and morals as I do. St Francis of Aquinas and all that. Geoffrey whatsisface and the theoty of utilitarianism etc etc.

And while I wouldn't go as far to say that it's meaningless, it's not going to do you much good in the case of crocodile attack.
Jonman
QUOTE (sharpie @ Oct 7 2003, 01:31 PM)
what is the cheapest way to get loads of promotion for my band???

Simple. Write the name of your band in big letters across your ass. Streak at a major sporting event.

Job done.
WeeJ
Jonman

I have an interview today at 2 o'clock.
How do you think I should win over my interviewee to make sure I bag the job?

Yours in suspense

WeeJ
x
Jonman
QUOTE (WeeJ @ Oct 9 2003, 04:41 AM)
Jonman

I have an interview today at 2 o'clock.
How do you think I should win over my interviewee to make sure I bag the job?

Yours in suspense

WeeJ
x

Boobs. Always a winner.

Or integrity and charm. But personally, I'd go for the boobs.
Pab
QUOTE (Jonman @ Oct 9 2003, 09:27 PM)
QUOTE (WeeJ @ Oct 9 2003, 04:41 AM)
Jonman

I have an interview today at 2 o'clock.
How do you think I should win over my interviewee to make sure I bag the job?

Yours in suspense

WeeJ
x

Boobs. Always a winner.

Or integrity and charm. But personally, I'd go for the boobs.



Dear Jonman,

Weej gets to go to a second interview. Assuming she used the boobs technique for the first interview, what card could she play for the second?

Yours,

Nit Picker
Jonman
QUOTE (Pab @ Oct 9 2003, 12:41 PM)
Dear Jonman,

Weej gets to go to a second interview. Assuming she used the boobs technique for the first interview, what card could she play for the second?

Yours,

Nit Picker

Why would anyone need more cards than boobs? People that drive Ferraris don't complain that they want a Ford Fiesta, do they? If it ain't broke (and how could boobs be broken?), then don't fix it.

The only thing better than boobs is more boobs. I guess Weej could get a few friends to come along too, but that might not go down too well at a formal interview.
WeeJ
QUOTE (Jonman @ Oct 9 2003, 08:39 PM)
QUOTE (Pab @ Oct 9 2003, 12:41 PM)
Dear Jonman,

Weej gets to go to a second interview. Assuming she used the boobs technique for the first interview, what card could she play for the second?

Yours,

Nit Picker

Why would anyone need more cards than boobs? People that drive Ferraris don't complain that they want a Ford Fiesta, do they? If it ain't broke (and how could boobs be broken?), then don't fix it.

The only thing better than boobs is more boobs. I guess Weej could get a few friends to come along too, but that might not go down too well at a formal interview.

Dear Jonman

I didn't use your suggested boob tactic to gain my 2nd interview tomorrow. I have 25 other wannabe Customer Service Administrators to compete against. Can you suggest any other method of filling this vacancy other than flashing my mammeries?

Yours in boobdome

JeeW
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