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Debaser
ok, the parents are out, and they've asked me to make them some bread in the bread machine. of course, being the idiot that i am, i'm considering putting a fair amount of alcohol in it for fun. thing is...should i do it? what alcohol should i use? is it worth the inevitable yelling i'll get when they actually eat it?
cheese is funny
im telling you... half a pound of raw crystal meth would work better... or laxitives...
Mr Fuzzy
Alcohol in the bread maker wouldn't work too well. It would prevent it from rising properly (kills the yeast off), and in the cooking process all the actual alcohol would get boiled off.

/me has a breadmaker in his room and loves it dearly
Debaser
QUOTE (Mr Fuzzy @ Jun 7 2003, 08:53 PM)
Alcohol in the bread maker wouldn't work too well. It would prevent it from rising properly (kills the yeast off), and in the cooking process all the actual alcohol would get boiled off.

/me has a breadmaker in his room and loves it dearly

way to ruin my evil plan...
leopold
Nah mate... too much alcyfrol will make the dough too soggy an the loaf will turn out awful.

If ya have to, use summat with a bit o kick, like ouso or absinthe. Actually, absinthe might work, it'll be all nice an minty! Mmmmmmmm!!
Pikasyuu
Go with laxitives. =)
Debaser
i don't really have laxatives or absinthe to hand...

although ouzo is possible...
Mr Fuzzy
There are many things other than booze to put in bread...
Debaser
like what? i don't have stuff like laxatives or drugs in my house...
Pikasyuu
small rodent?
leopold
QUOTE (Debaser @ Jun 7 2003, 08:55 PM)
QUOTE (Mr Fuzzy @ Jun 7 2003, 08:53 PM)
Alcohol in the bread maker wouldn't work too well. It would prevent it from rising properly (kills the yeast off), and in the cooking process all the actual alcohol would get boiled off.

/me has a breadmaker in his room and loves it dearly

way to ruin my evil plan...

Way ta be a borin sensible person, fuzzy tongue.gif laugh.gif
Debaser
nope...

damn, another idea of mine crushed like an insect...
Mr Fuzzy
QUOTE (leopold @ Jun 7 2003, 10:02 PM)
QUOTE (Debaser @ Jun 7 2003, 08:55 PM)
QUOTE (Mr Fuzzy @ Jun 7 2003, 08:53 PM)
Alcohol in the bread maker wouldn't work too well. It would prevent it from rising properly (kills the yeast off), and in the cooking process all the actual alcohol would get boiled off.

/me has a breadmaker in his room and loves it dearly

way to ruin my evil plan...

Way ta be a borin sensible person, fuzzy tongue.gif laugh.gif

It's OK - I'll be properly drunk soon, and stop having any sensible thoughts whatsoever tongue.gif
Debaser
i just found a load of sleeping pills in the cupboard...

o_0
leopold
QUOTE (Mr Fuzzy @ Jun 7 2003, 09:04 PM)
It's OK - I'll be properly drunk soon, and stop having any sensible thoughts whatsoever tongue.gif

I sincerely hope so... a sober fuzzy is a dull fuzzy! tongue.gif laugh.gif
Mr Fuzzy
So true. Luckily I've been in the pub all afternoon, and now have a bottle of Sheridans on the go. Wahey!

Soon my eyes will be fuzzy blink.gif
leopold
I can tell it's workin, yer goin all blurred!! laugh.gif laugh.gif
Mr Fuzzy
That was last night - each attempt at posting took about 5 minutes. I gave up and passed out in the end.
Hur hur!
Debaser
kinda dragging this thing back on topic, i crushed up some of those sleeping pills and the process has started... unsure.gif
Mr Fuzzy
That would be because you are very evil and wrong!
Debaser
the whirr of the machine is haunting me...
Mr Fuzzy
Ive always wanted to 'slip someone a mickey'...
Phyllis
QUOTE (Mr Fuzzy @ Jun 7 2003, 01:57 PM)
Ive always wanted to 'slip someone a mickey'...

lmao..so have i. it sounds like good fun.
Debaser
ok, now we have visual stimulation of the evil bread...the sleeping pills have horribly mutated it...

and here it is...
cheese is funny
the link isnt working for me...
Debaser
bah...
MistressAlti
Link didn't work for me either. But...



Maybe that will??

Anyway, I love the Smirnoff bottle in the back. Very nice.

In any case...

http://www.freewebs.com/dayan777/evilbread.jpg
Phyllis
hehe @ evil bread.

can't tell it's tainted at all though....
Debaser
cheers missy...damn pics...

oh, and notice the lack of smirnoff in the smirnoff bottle...
craziness
none of them show up for me, they just link back to his thread
Phyllis
lmao yes i had noticed the lack of smirnoff.....much to my disappointment.

i had plans for stealing it.
leopold
QUOTE (craziness @ Jun 8 2003, 12:49 AM)
none of them show up for me, they just link back to his thread

Yeah, it's doin the same to me...

help!!!
Debaser
ok, let's try again...click me, dammit
leopold
Yep, that's got it!

Ikes! Eeeeeeeee-vil! Like the fru-its of the dev-il....
TigerLily013
QUOTE (craziness @ Jun 7 2003, 07:49 PM)
none of them show up for me, they just link back to his thread

Ya same with me tongue.gif
Mr Fuzzy
QUOTE (leopold @ Jun 8 2003, 01:58 AM)
Yep, that's got it!

Ikes! Eeeeeeeee-vil! Like the fru-its of the dev-il....

You've been watching 'So I Married An Axe Murderer' again haven't you!
Jaq
Mmm...looks good.


no, I haven't had supper yet.
leopold
QUOTE (Mr Fuzzy @ Jun 8 2003, 01:00 AM)
QUOTE (leopold @ Jun 8 2003, 01:58 AM)
Yep, that's got it!

Ikes!  Eeeeeeeee-vil!  Like the fru-its of the dev-il....

You've been watching 'So I Married An Axe Murderer' again haven't you!

Wow! Someone got the quote quicker than I expected...

HELLO!!!!!!! I believe I ordered the large cappuccino! laugh.gif laugh.gif
Debaser
i'm an idiot...

i ate some evil bread...

now i'm so damn tired i can barely move...
cheese is funny
lmao!!! d-man... your weird!!
Pikasyuu
Noo! Bad.. x_X BAD DEBBIE.
leopold
QUOTE (Debaser @ Jun 8 2003, 02:03 AM)
i'm an idiot...

i ate some evil bread...

now i'm so damn tired i can barely move...

laugh.gif laugh.gif ROFLMAO!!!!! laugh.gif laugh.gif

Well done, muppet!
Phyllis
i have to know....

did it taste evil?
Sun Tsu
Viva le vodka!
cheese is funny
day 2!!! what happened d-man!!!
leopold
I was jus wonderin the same thing...

Man, I could really use some o that bread tonight too... I'm soooooo tired... sleep.gif
MistressAlti
QUOTE (Debaser @ Jun 7 2003, 08:03 PM)
i'm an idiot...

i ate some evil bread...

now i'm so damn tired i can barely move...

LMAO

ChanServ changes topic to 'I ate some evil bread...and believe me, I'm paying for it...'
Debaser
ok...the morning after evil bread...

1. it tasted evil...all nice to begin with, and then really really bitter...

2. sleeping pills are a damn sight stronger than they used to be...
cheese is funny
hehe... did your parents eat any?
Debaser
yep...and they've been wondering why they're so tired all day...in fact, the father had to go have a sleep...
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