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monkey_called_narth
pink
Sarah the Spider
Ooooh man...

somone has been eating poisoned Cocoa Puffs again...

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cheese is funny
couldnt have said it better sarah....
hinsley
I'd be a green one. they sell the best ya know. i have no idea why.
Phyllis
the question is, HOW do you know that, hins? wink.gif

as for this topic, blink.gif i would not want to be any color, as i imagine it would be a rather horrible life. nope, i wouldn't want it.
cheese is funny
how horrable of a life could it be? really? laugh.gif
Phyllis
pretty awful.

i could get really graphic on this, but i won't cause that's naughty.

let's just say, not everyone bathes enough for my standards. blink.gif
Sarah the Spider
Ah, the life of a dildo...the fairy tale never told...
Sarah the Spider
...NOT...
cheese is funny
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the government says enough smilies can make any post not spam.... laugh.gif
monkey_called_narth
somone sould write a fairy tale about it. and hey ts just supposed to be a color not an opinon, but now im adding somthing else would you or would you not vibrate?
Edward_lover1200
lol
hinsley
a dildo does not vibrate. that would be a vibrator.
Sir Psycho Sexy
aww i had an online quiz to see which sex toy you were but alas it's old and been killed, anyway, i was looking through an ann summer catalouge (my sister used to do the parties) and i'd have to say i'd be blue, if we're going for vibrators i'd be the one with beads inside and rabbit ears....that one was also blue
hinsley
lol the rampant rabbit? a whole load of them had to be sent back cause the beads fell out. >.< sounds painful .
WeeJ
QUOTE (hinsley @ Jun 26 2003, 07:41 PM)
a dildo does not vibrate. that would be a vibrator.

I was explaining this to someone today on msn laugh.gif

you know who you are smile.gif
MistressAlti
What does it matter what color it is - where it's going, it doesn't need color.
WeeJ
Well, if it lookd horrible you wouldn't want to...erm....put it places :/
ravein
very true... you know I knew someone who had a light on the end of there's... it was very funny to see this large phallic thing buzzing toward you in the dark with a freaking head light in (no pun intended)
MistressAlti
QUOTE (WeeJ @ Jun 26 2003, 02:37 PM)
Well, if it lookd horrible you wouldn't want to...erm....put it places :/

I disagree.

I have yet to really find very many peni to be aesthetically pleasing, but I doubt that's going to stop me if I want sexual gratification.
ravein
ahahahahahahaha she said peni... I dont know why.. but that was extreamly funny.. sorry carry on... laugh.gif laugh.gif biggrin.gif laugh.gif biggrin.gif
good point though!
MistressAlti
QUOTE (ravein @ Jun 26 2003, 02:46 PM)
ahahahahahahaha she said peni... I dont know why.. but that was extreamly funny.. sorry carry on... laugh.gif laugh.gif biggrin.gif laugh.gif biggrin.gif
good point though!

Bwahaha! I successfully amuse Ravein and make a valid argument, all in one post!

I am a legend. laugh.gif
Phyllis
lmao...well it was a very good point, missy. i don't find any of em visually pleasing either.

and i read in a magazine bout these absolutely sacreligious dildos....had buddha and jesus on them. blink.gif if there is a hell, you'll go there for using those, i think..lol.
MistressAlti
QUOTE (candice @ Jun 26 2003, 04:04 PM)
and i read in a magazine bout these absolutely sacreligious dildos....had buddha and jesus on them.

Talk about Buddy Christ... lmao laugh.gif
angel_death
i would be a clitoral stimulater. preferbly the one with the jelly dolphin on the end in the ann summers catalouge.
Sarah the Spider
I saw one of those Dolphin things in my friend's Cosmo. Man, I couldn't stop laughing...

Flipper!!!
angel_death
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Debaser
QUOTE (MistressAlti @ Jun 26 2003, 10:07 PM)
QUOTE (candice @ Jun 26 2003, 04:04 PM)
and i read in a magazine bout these absolutely sacreligious dildos....had buddha and jesus on them.

Talk about Buddy Christ... lmao laugh.gif

i spat water all over my computer when i read that and collapsed in fits of giggles...hehe...
MistressAlti
QUOTE (Debaser @ Jun 26 2003, 07:06 PM)
QUOTE (MistressAlti @ Jun 26 2003, 10:07 PM)
QUOTE (candice @ Jun 26 2003, 04:04 PM)
and i read in a magazine bout these absolutely sacreligious dildos....had buddha and jesus on them.

Talk about Buddy Christ... lmao laugh.gif

i spat water all over my computer when i read that and collapsed in fits of giggles...hehe...

I am on a roll today - first Ravein, then you...
Logicman
I'd have to say red. Red is good color.
Tarantio
silver. real silver. ask inky wink.gif
Sarah the Spider
A little bit off the subject...but I am very well-known for that... biggrin.gif

This reminds me of a conversation I had with my friend Jamie when I was reading the book The Exorcist a few weeks ago...

Jamie: "Have you gotten to the crucifix part yet?"
Me: "No, but my brother told me about it."
Jamie: "You know what she DOES right?"
Me: "Yeah....but....was it wooden? Wouldnt she get splinters???"
Jamie: "Owwwww..."
cheese is funny
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Pikasyuu
If I were a dildo, I would be lime green. And lime flavoured. Basically, lime. =) Mmm..
sizzlieswix
blue...a deep deep blue
monkey_called_narth
to vibrate or not to vibrate... that is the question
sizzlieswix
i think therefore i vibrate


or i vibrate therefore i am

hehehe
LindyLouWho
Hmm I would be mother of pearl... real too and have silver studs yeah ^.^
hinsley
lol that sounds cooel, studs.mmmmmmmmmmmmm
leopold
Yeah... but can it mow the lawn? Can it cuddle ya afterwards??

I'm still a better bet, lay-dees... biggrin.gif

/me hopes that stops me bein made redundant as e-pimp...
Pikasyuu
You mow the lawn? Sold.

/me drags Leo off. Now don't hit the lawn gnomes..
leopold
Gnomes? ohmy.gif

Ya never told me ya liked 'em, syuu! Suddenly all me illusions about you bein a cool chick are blown outta the water...

Gnomes... *shrugs*
Pikasyuu
That hurts! ;_;

Well, I had to fill the dragging you off with sommat so it didn't seem like we were going to fancy an italian. But .. :( ...

/me sells Leo to someone else. u_u;
hinsley
i had a weird talk wih a friend last ngiht about sex and peacocks. was funny. ^.^

some how that came from nurses and dildos tho, so im worried for his mind. peacocks from nurses... nope still dont gwet it.
leopold
QUOTE (syuu @ Jun 27 2003, 09:55 PM)
That hurts! ;_;

Well, I had to fill the dragging you off with sommat so it didn't seem like we were going to fancy an italian. But .. sad.gif ...

/me sells Leo to someone else. u_u;

Gah!!! If I'd known ya were jokin, I wouldn't have said anythin!!

Curses!! mad.gif
Pikasyuu
/me purchases Leo back an' hauls him off to do grueling lawn work

>_>;; ... Meh, yeh evil men..
leopold
Much yaynish!! biggrin.gif
MistressAlti
QUOTE (leopold @ Jun 27 2003, 03:44 PM)
/me hopes that stops me bein made redundant as e-pimp...

Will never happen, leo. Give up and accept your fate.
vicrawr
i'd be a glass one...i saw one on adam and eve's site, it's expensive
Pikasyuu
A GLASS dildo? That would suck if it broke...............
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