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hinsley
wat? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


irish y arnt you on Yahoo?
monkey_called_narth
what have i done??? im so going to hell...
hinsley
QUOTE (monkey_called_narth @ Jun 29 2003, 07:27 AM)
what have i done??? im so going to hell...

lol no your not, your comin to my house. wink.gif lol
vicrawr
oh i guess not....

i'm not on yahoo because aol sucks, but i can try
hinsley
YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
LindyLouWho
so back to the Dildo thing... is it just me or do the ones with veins make noises blink.gif
hinsley
QUOTE (LindyLouWho @ Jun 29 2003, 08:13 AM)
so back to the Dildo thing... is it just me or do the ones with veins make noises blink.gif

lol, er.... i didnt think so....... huh.gif wat kinda sounds?
vicrawr
like screaming sounds...it might be confused, it's dark, then it's light, its dark, then light, dark, light darklightdarklight
Rattgirl
lol reminds me of a part from Robin Williams live at the Met:


"He'd be great to have at your divorce trial, you know? Like:
"Mr. Phallus....on the night of the 15th, what do you remember?"

"Well......it was light, it was dark, it was light, it was dark, it was light, it was dark.""
Prince Aries
*falls over laughing at Goddess* Gotta love Robin at the Met.
Myself...I'd be the Rabbit dildo....and I'd be a hazy purple. Why? Because it's just so dang sexy ;-)
hinsley
QUOTE (Goddess of Wheee @ Jun 30 2003, 04:37 AM)
lol reminds me of a part from Robin Williams live at the Met:


"He'd be great to have at your divorce trial, you know? Like:
"Mr. Phallus....on the night of the 15th, what do you remember?"

"Well......it was light, it was dark, it was light, it was dark, it was light, it was dark.""

LOL!!! that is so f**kin funny!!
sizzlieswix
biggrin.gif hehehe
Rattgirl
wub.gif wub.gif wub.gif wub.gif

Robin Williams is my idol and I mean that in the serious way, like..yeah, I want to be like him only me. biggrin.gif 'Cuz I'm cool cool.gif
Demanu_F_acture
I'd b a purple glow in the dark one.

Muwhahhahahah purple glow oOo FOUND IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hinsley
lol, u can get glow in the dark condoms too!
the lil' pie fairy
really?! cool beans laugh.gif

i'd be black because black is a mightily nice colour, and it's just mysterious wink.gif
vicrawr
i like the pie fairy!
Lightfoot
Good idea with the whole glow in the dark thing... except I have a little purple glow-in-the-dark laughing buddha on my TV and now I'm kinda freaking out... heheh.

I guess if I were a dildo I'd want to be purple too, though probably not glowing.
leopold
QUOTE (Lightfoot @ Jul 1 2003, 01:37 AM)
I guess if I were a dildo I'd want to be purple too, though probably not glowing.

Good call... purple AND glowin would be overeggin the dildo puddin...
kidvicious2punk
Gah!!wut color would i be and would i vibrate...to pevent myself from being...err...used...i would jump out of the truck from the dildo factory to the..errm..store.. and then i would resume life as an unemployed object and laugh at the thot of the ppl accusing the truck driver of stealing a dildo...heh heh heh heh............especially if the truck driver was a guy....i thot that stuff was illegal blink.gif
uh ya...that is y i would never..err..use one...ever.... cuz i am paranoid of such things...after my friend discovered her moms stash...and i was spendin the nite...dylan was prety excited tho..me and ash just grossed out beyond reasonable mention..so many detachable parts and the extensions....*throws up*
hey..i just saw the cutest snapple commercial..the hamsters had lil horns taped on like bulls...lol....
*horrible images*
hinsley
no its legal i think....

i wanna know why you can have lesbian sex any age but theres an age tihng for guys...
Rattgirl
I think 'cuz legally, "sex" has to involve a penis....since girls don't have 'em, lesbian sex isn't truly legally considered "sex"......

but I could be blowin' hot air, someone lemme know if I'm off.
vicrawr
i unno
Rattgirl
how many C&H avs do you have babe?
hinsley
well i thought that it was cause the government dont want 13 year olds waltzin round with kids,
i get why girls have no limit (no semen blah blah), but i just dont understand why there is an age limit for guy on guy activity, i mean theyre not gonna get pregnant are they?

/me is mystified.
Sir Psycho Sexy
Actually i think gay sex (between two guys) was outlawed by Queen Victoria, homosexuality has been around for AGES, anyway, she didn't outlaw lesbian sex because she wouldn't believe a woman would want to have sex with another woman (or something along those lines)


i have a strange feeling i learnt that in a history class somewhere...though i stopped taking history when i was 13...wierd
vicrawr
QUOTE (Goddess of Wheee @ Jun 30 2003, 11:10 PM)
how many C&H avs do you have babe?

i have tons, cuz Clavin and Hobbes RULE!!!
Sarah the Spider
QUOTE (IrishGuy @ Jul 1 2003, 01:38 PM)
i have tons, cuz Clavin and Hobbes RULE!!!



Yes. They rock mightily.
kidvicious2punk
Where on earth did u get the idea for this topic.....
kidvicious2punk
QUOTE (cheese is funny @ Jun 28 2003, 09:13 PM)
now thats candy to send to your grandparents

well now i know wut to get cheese for his b-day....
mua ha ha ha ha... blink.gif just need to find some...ya..maybe spencers..
but cheeze..thats just nasty man...
u know wut u will be getting in the mail// wink.gif
cheese is funny
if you want to send me penis shapped candy, go for it.... i dont know how ill eat it and not look gay... but ill try lol

(no offense to anyone if i sound like im gay bashing... i didnt mean it taht way...)
Jaq
/me is amazed at how long this topic has survived.
cheese is funny
is it bad that the topic survived?
Jaq
I'm..not sure.
cheese is funny
its always good for a few cheap laughs laugh.gif
Jaq
wink.gif cheap being the operative word.
cheese is funny
well, i must have a cheap sense of humor then laugh.gif
vicrawr
i just looked at this thread and thought of that scene in sorority boys where they sword fight with dildos

heh, i challenge you!! *hits cheese with a 12 inch double ended*
cheese is funny
<is hit by a 12 inch double ended>

ouch...

dude... not cool.....
vicrawr
oh hush and fight back! *whack*
Pikasyuu
Stop whacking Cheez off!
cheese is funny
kinda like it... someone give me a dildo so i can hit irish with it...

(i wonder how people that havent joined the forum yet will see this lmao)
vicrawr
that was wrong...so wrong
Pikasyuu
When in rome .. =)
cheese is funny
do romans play with dildos?
Rattgirl
*hands cheese a two-foot extend-o-matic with foam rubber handles and wraparound straps*


go to it biggrin.gif
vicrawr
*gives cheese a 7 inch black one that wiggles* here use this
Pikasyuu
extendomatic, rotfl.

Sure they do, Cheez. Everybody plays with dildos. Even folks way in Turkmenistan.
vicrawr
uses a diaphram as a shield

en guard!
cheese is funny
i think ill use the two footer....

<begins taking hefty swings at irish>

dude... your dead...
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