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Rattgirl
*grabs a bag of kettle corn*


this should be good



*sets up the camcorder on tripod up in the roman-style coliseum tiered stands*
Pikasyuu
Birthcontrol/Masturbation wars!
Rattgirl
If Irish is usin' birth control for protection, he should go with Depo....lots better than a diaphragm tongue.gif
cheese is funny
<begins swinging like a maniac at irish>
vicrawr
*dodges and stabs cheese in the mouth* hehe guess where it's beeeennn!!

i borrowed it from candice *nod*
cheese is funny
<is stabbed and dies>

tastey... blink.gif
hinsley
laugh.gif
Pikasyuu
- Comes up behind Irish, and stabs him in the arse with a spiked twelve incher. - o_O!

I shall avenge Cheez!
vicrawr
you shouldn't have done that

*explodes and sprays poo everywhere*
Pikasyuu
- Has super shield 2,000 on. It deflects! -
vicrawr
I cast Lvl 8 Penis of the Infinite!
cheese is funny
<is still dead and covered in irish poo> blink.gif
Rattgirl
oh dear.....D&D meets Spartacus with a heaping helping of porn....
hinsley
heh, this game is cooel.


*gets her big pink 4 footer out* laugh.gif

rawr!!!!!!!!!!!

*runs and hits everyone but misses the irish poo..........
cheese is funny
you can hit me with a dildo anytime you like hins... blink.gif wink.gif laugh.gif
vicrawr
i know where it's beeennn!!
hinsley
erm.... BUMP!
LindyLouWho
... watch out Hins Irish might try and steal yours ::wink wink::
hinsley
steal my wat?


wacko.gif blink.gif huh.gif
Hyperion
I think I'd be bright green with black stripes. And I'd be papaya flavoured, and I'd vibrate, but not too much.
vicrawr
*steals Hins'*
monkey_called_narth
im so going to hell i have 6 pages discussing dildos... and jesus on dildos... and grandmoters with dildo.... im going to hell
kidvicious2punk
iid be..a blue one with clouds and id taste like bluberries....
donno if i would vibrate... huh.gif
jadestorm
id vibrate and glow in the dark
vicrawr
*bump*

oh, and i went to the dirty magazine store last night. got kicked out for giggling again.
cheese is funny
QUOTE (IrishGuy @ Jul 9 2003, 04:42 PM)
*bump*

oh, and i went to the dirty magazine store last night. got kicked out for giggling again.

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(note, the government says its not spam if you use emough smilies)
DarkProtector
Mine would have to be a normal flesh colored one or it would have to be white with black tiger stripes. happy.gif happy.gif happy.gif
DarkProtector
narth, I'm most likely saved from going to hell so you defininly will be. wink.gif wink.gif
vicrawr
i really didn't have a chance to say why i got kicked out. i was "Browsing" around and covering my mouth with my hand so as not to alert the clerks my the short high pitched laughs being emitted. then my friend pulls me over and points out a prostetic FIST. that's right, they had a fake fist people. i couldn't help myself, the laughs just came out. but i regained my composure and kept looking around, even though some college guy buying lube was shooting my dirty looks.

so it was mainly that...and i hit my friend on her head with one of the fake fists. biggrin.gif biggrin.gif
WeeJ
Oh what the blue berry jesus on a bicycle would you want with a fake fist?!?!?! blink.gif

Thats all kinds of grim.
NummyNums
you wnat it to ummmmmmmm beat off?????? :starts lookin around thread for abd gum stuck ne where:
vicrawr
QUOTE (NummyNums @ Jul 10 2003, 11:02 AM)
you wnat it to ummmmmmmm beat off?????? :starts lookin around thread for abd gum stuck ne where:

*screams* i dunno why i did it, i just did
the lil' pie fairy
QUOTE (IrishGuy @ Jun 30 2003, 11:51 PM)
i like the pie fairy!

just browsing thread....

i like irish too smile.gif
vicrawr
i like the pie fairy more
monkey_called_narth
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tongue.gif laugh.gif
mooooooooooopo
Let the thread die dammit! It's suffered enough.
monkey_called_narth
no... no it hasnt.... a whole new generation has to experience the wornder of the dildo thread.....
elphaba2
I'm fine, thanks.


.....and I'd be green.
little_bear
I'll pass thanks.

I'd be blue. _
monkey_called_narth
i cant belive how unpopular this tread is now... *remimbers the good old days*
Quoth(The Raven)
Green... Definately green... laugh.gif
dancing hamster guy
Well heres something you don't see every day!

hmmm....

florescent yellow !
Erin
blink.gif no wonder this is in daft. hehehhh. laugh.gif
trunks_girl26
Oh innocent, innocent me.......

I'd be turquoise.........and RIBBED happy.gif
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