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MistressAlti
>_<

Um, syuu... what were you going to do with it to make it, er, shatter...?
leopold
Unless she's plannin to use it to break ice, or open beer bottles, I've no idea...

Well, I have one idea. But it pains me to think of it... blink.gif
hinsley
>.< if i were a dildo....... i wouldnt be here.
Pikasyuu
Not everything I say is so bloody innuendo!

Okay, so maybe it is.
leopold
I know where I'd be if I were a dildo...

On a freshly mown lawn! laugh.gif laugh.gif

Okay, now I really should quit before I get the King of Smut award too...
Tarantio
u already did...
leopold
Did I?

When? Where?? Which???
Pikasyuu
/me crowns Leo " King of smut "

Ye smutty bastage. Now go pack your shorts of ice cream.
leopold
laugh.gif laugh.gif LMAO!!! laugh.gif laugh.gif

But I still don't get the lower ribs reference... blink.gif
TigerLily013
We're all allowed to be a lil naughty once in a while wink.gif Give Leo a break guys *throws glass dildos at enemies, laughing maniacally*

But to stay on topic, If I was forced into being a dildo, I would want to be dark blue with a silver lightning bolt on the side. I wouldn't really weanna vibrate. To tell you the truth, I rather be the person who uses it then is an actual didlo tongue.gif
leopold
QUOTE (TigerLily013 @ Jun 28 2003, 01:15 AM)
We're all allowed to be a lil naughty once in a while wink.gif Give Leo a break guys *throws glass dildos at enemies, laughing maniacally*

I'm so glad someone is on my side here... thanks sweetie, I love you smile.gif wub.gif wub.gif
Tarantio
erk...

well leo, u know who iggy pop is better than most here do. dont argue otherwise or suffer my wrath and syuus ice cream.

iggy pop had his lower ribs removed so he could... reach places.

musta been damn lonely. either that or the groupies were easily impressed...
leopold
Of course I do... Me an Iggy are bezzy mates! rolleyes.gif

I did hear that story, but I never believed it...
Tarantio
aparrently its true...
TigerLily013
QUOTE (leopold @ Jun 27 2003, 08:17 PM)
QUOTE (TigerLily013 @ Jun 28 2003, 01:15 AM)
We're all allowed to be a lil naughty once in a while wink.gif Give Leo a break guys *throws glass dildos at enemies, laughing maniacally*

I'm so glad someone is on my side here... thanks sweetie, I love you smile.gif wub.gif wub.gif

No prob. I can be the same way sometimes, trust me on this wink.gif

I luvs ya too wub.gif wub.gif smile.gif *big hugs*
vicrawr
i'd like to hear of a vibrator that sings a song while....working....

something like, "it's a small world after all"
Sarah the Spider
QUOTE (IrishGuy @ Jun 27 2003, 09:38 PM)
i'd like to hear of a vibrator that sings a song while....working....

something like, "it's a small world after all"

*will never stop laughing*

Oh man that would be so awesome...
Pikasyuu
That's actually a very good idea. Vibrators that play music.. I'd use that. =P
vicrawr
I just got this idea while re-reading my post..."Whistle while you work"
vicrawr
*bump* whistle while you work....*hums the song*

hehe, and it could be in the shape of one of the dwarves, like doc

man, wouldn't it suck if you had one, and your lil bro or sis found it and started to play with it
Sarah the Spider
QUOTE (IrishGuy @ Jun 28 2003, 10:06 PM)
*bump* whistle while you work....*hums the song*

hehe, and it could be in the shape of one of the dwarves, like doc

man, wouldn't it suck if you had one, and your lil bro or sis found it and started to play with it

Gaaaaah...horrible...simply horrible...

and maybe the reason Disney doesn't make Dildos...
cheese is funny
i bet disney does make dildos.. just no one realizes it...
Sarah the Spider
QUOTE (cheese is funny @ Jun 28 2003, 10:09 PM)
i bet disney does make dildos.. just no one realizes it...

Black market Disney dildos. I knew it.

"M I C, K E Y, M O U S EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE."


Mua ha ha that felt wrong...lol...
Rattgirl
*holds up what she thinks is the Scout symbol* True story...

Went over to a friend's house to drink on St. Patty's day, he had a magazine of all sorts of dildos, bondage gear, videos, books, you name it...one of those little ones that fits in your jacket pocket without a trace, right?? Anyway....we flip through and lo and behold....


Hello Kitty vibrator by SanRio.
with anal stimulation attachments and multiple speeds, waterproof, detachable and interchangable Hello Kitty tops.
cheese is funny
LMAO!!!!!

this thread is too awesome....
MistressAlti
QUOTE (Goddess of Wheee @ Jun 28 2003, 10:13 PM)
Hello Kitty vibrator by SanRio.
with anal stimulation attachments and multiple speeds, waterproof, detachable and interchangable Hello Kitty tops.

O_O

No way.

I want one, just so I can say I HAVE one.
vicrawr
dude, we should make 'em....think of it

"Cartoon Pleasure" That's right, cartoons aren't just for kids anymore. Flip through our catalouge and find your favorite cartoon toy!

We have a large selection, including, but not limited to: Peanuts Characters, Hello Kitty, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, The Smurfs, He Man, She Ra, Superman and Batman.

Relive your childhood again and again and again, each night!


Man, with this new avatar I feel so dirty thinking about it.
cheese is funny
irish... dude...

.........

awesome idea...
Rattgirl
QUOTE (IrishGuy @ Jun 29 2003, 04:27 AM)
dude, we should make 'em....think of it

"Cartoon Pleasure" That's right, cartoons aren't just for kids anymore. Flip through our catalouge and find your favorite cartoon toy!

We have a large selection, including, but not limited to: Peanuts Characters, Hello Kitty, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, The Smurfs, He Man, She Ra, Superman and Batman.

Relive your childhood again and again and again, each night!


Man, with this new avatar I feel so dirty thinking about it.

::falls over she's laughing so hard::

Dude, I want a She-Ra Princess of Power dildo!!!

What about Jem? And Josie and the Pussicats (how perfect would that be)? And Fraggle Rock?
Sarah the Spider
*Remembers innocently sleeping with my brother's Donatello doll as a wee lass...has come upon cartoon idea for dildos...sick and wrong, sick and wrong...trying to ruin my childhood memories, aren't you?!?

LoL...
Sarah the Spider
LoL...Inu Yasha dildos...with fuzzy ear attachments...and it could play the ending theme "Deep Forest" (hahahahahahahahaha...oh man...too perfect...)

*will never stop laughing*
vicrawr
QUOTE (cheese is funny @ Jun 28 2003, 11:28 PM)
irish... dude...

.........

awesome idea...

does....does...does that me you like me?!?!
cheese is funny
id buy that sarah... not to use or anything... but just to collect.... blink.gif
Debaser
QUOTE (IrishGuy @ Jun 29 2003, 04:27 AM)
Relive your childhood again and again and again, each night!

/me falls off his chair laughing...

this isn't healthy...
cheese is funny
QUOTE (IrishGuy @ Jun 29 2003, 04:33 AM)
does....does...does that me you like me?!?!

i never once said that i didnt like you... why would you get that idea?
Rattgirl
::ponders starting a crazy dildo collection::

the bf would think I was crazy wink.gif
LindyLouWho
ok here is my question, if it was a musical dildo then would its speed increase when... yours did ???? ohmy.gif blink.gif
Rattgirl
QUOTE (LindyLouWho @ Jun 29 2003, 04:43 AM)
ok here is my question, if it was a musical dildo then would its speed increase when... yours did ???? ohmy.gif blink.gif

oh dear....::imagines hearing the Smurfs theme song increasing in speed to keep in time with the moans::


Um....brb....











muahahahahaha.....
vicrawr
I just got a new idea while I was in the shower....not like that ya pervs....

Anyways, how about Strawberry Shortcake scented Lube
hinsley
go in ann summers!! they got that!! they got loads of different things.... its so cooel in there. and they got nice tasting stuff, like banana flavoured mmmmmm.... and loads of cooel things... and you have to try the peppermint flavoured cock shaped mints. they are sooo nice.
Rattgirl
QUOTE (hinsley @ Jun 29 2003, 05:05 AM)
and they got nice tasting stuff, like banana flavoured mmmmmm.... and loads of cooel things... and you have to try the peppermint flavoured cock shaped mints. they are sooo nice.

They have that at the Spencers here in town too biggrin.gif
cheese is funny
now thats candy to send to your grandparents
Rattgirl
QUOTE (cheese is funny @ Jun 29 2003, 05:13 AM)
now thats candy to send to your grandparents

..along with either a Get Well card or flowers for the funeral necessary after their heart attack? blink.gif
vicrawr
Maybe you should get a Howdy Doodee one for your Grandma, just to spice up their sexlife
LindyLouWho
omg no ... poor granny... sides bring her into the 21st centery.. get her a Johny Bravo one ^.^
hinsley
lol!! they could make famous people one...... like pharrell williams..... mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm................
vicrawr
who?
racingaway13
me, id be a sleek black, vibrating, german engineered dildo. full with 11 pleasure settings and a cupholder
hinsley
QUOTE (IrishGuy @ Jun 29 2003, 06:55 AM)
who?

wat you mean who? lol, he's out of a band called N*E*R*D, released a solo album, released singles with other famous rap artists, is totally fit.
vicrawr
oh, is he that skater guy?
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