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The Tortured Soul
this thread is just too kool!!!

ahhh i'm in a weird mood coz i'm watching kerrang! slipknot is on right now...

maybe i should post summat relivant, i was thinking of posting it but when i read about the girl in class i just don't think it would have effect hehe!!!

what exactly did the teacher do/say???

"get you finger out of their!!!"

errrr

"finnish of in the bathroom"

warning waring dirty comment!!!

"see me after class!!!"

(i feel unclean.... sooo unclean)
WeeJ
QUOTE (MoonlightSavingsTime @ Jul 2 2003, 05:08 AM)
QUOTE (cheese is funny @ Jul 1 2003, 08:02 PM)
if a door is closed to a bathroom... why would anyone enter? blink.gif

Some people keep their bathroom door closed all the time, who knows why? For some reason, every time I go to someone else's house, I discover the bathroom door closed even when no one else is in it, so I have to knock on the bathroom door just to make sure. It doesn't make sense to me??? It annoys the crap out of me when people close their bathroom doors so you can never tell if anyone is in there. I hate having to knock, and I especially hate having other people knock while I'm in there too.

*knock knock*
/me squeezes in a quick answer between toilet spasms, "Uh yeah, be right out!"

That is so freaking true!!!!!

My boyfriends family do it all the time and its really embarressing. Ok, pull the door to a little if the sight of a toilet really offends you, but leave it open a little so we can see there's no one in there... dry.gif

Does anyone other than me have really thin bedroom walls??? rolleyes.gif
Sex has to be a quiet passtime in my house :/
As does the two finger shuffle.
MoonlightSavingsTime
Yeah, my bedroom at my mom's house had rather thin walls...and also my bed had very bad creaking properties, so that just aggravated the paranoia and insanity. tongue.gif

What really sucked was having a roommate in a college dormitory. In that case, you only have the one room, so there's no chance of locking an interior door or hiding out in an interior room before your roommate surprises you with that key in the door and barges in without warning. Bleh..... I hated having absolutely no privacy while living in a dorm. No chance to do anything, you know, "private."
WeeJ
You mean crazy go mad bonking???

/me being blunt
Queenie
QUOTE (WeeJ @ Jul 2 2003, 02:18 PM)
Does anyone other than me have really thin bedroom walls??? rolleyes.gif
Sex has to be a quiet passtime in my house :/
As does the two finger shuffle.

AHHHH! WeeJ *Lea covers her tiny ears* laugh.gif
I don't wanna think bout you like that how am i meant to look at you properly now!
I don't have sex often in my house, i normally do it at my boyfriends!! (who ever the boyfriend be at the time)
ha ha... think of that WeeJ!!!
MoonlightSavingsTime
Hmmm, exactly! biggrin.gif Even discreet "bonking" was often stressful in that situation. tongue.gif Especially since my boyfriend once ended up with this puritanical, conservative, in-the-closet homophobe for a roommate. Just weird...

And I had not one, but two, roommates at one point, one of whom sat in the dorm room talking on the phone all day, so that meant I could never have the room to myself at all then. dry.gif
NummyNums
just an update.. hes getting pay back tonight........... wicked.........
NummyNums
if you wanna know the mater plan just ask other than that ill spare the details
ravein
QUOTE (MoonlightSavingsTime @ Jul 2 2003, 04:57 PM)
Hmmm, exactly! biggrin.gif Even discreet "bonking" was often stressful in that situation. tongue.gif Especially since my boyfriend once ended up with this puritanical, conservative, in-the-closet homophobe for a roommate. Just weird...

And I had not one, but two, roommates at one point, one of whom sat in the dorm room talking on the phone all day, so that meant I could never have the room to myself at all then. dry.gif

In one appt I stayed in the floor was so thin you could hear people pee up stairs... We had webtv in the living room... so me and my friends used to sit in my living room and discribe my roommate having sex to the chat room he was supposed to be in for school mmmmmwhahahah!!!! that will teach him to skip discussion rooms....
WeeJ
Last I heard of Nummy on IM...she was poking her boyfriend. What with, I don't wanna know... unsure.gif
MoonlightSavingsTime
QUOTE (WeeJ @ Jul 2 2003, 02:19 PM)
Last I heard of Nummy on IM...she was poking her boyfriend. What with, I don't wanna know... unsure.gif

...or where she's "poking" him... ohmy.gif blink.gif
TigerLily013
QUOTE (candice @ Jul 2 2003, 12:34 AM)
lol hmm at the risk of sounding really gross....i don't mind it.

Ya neither do i really. The fact is i use tampons, its less messy and more convienent so at least i can when i want to tongue.gif
TigerLily013
QUOTE (Sarah the Spider @ Jul 2 2003, 04:06 AM)
QUOTE (woozle @ Jul 2 2003, 03:01 AM)
Who does that??? I mean did she really expect NOT to get cought??? I mean at least she could've attempted slyness and kept a bit quiet... jeeeze! huh.gif

LOL.

My thoughts EXACTLY.

Of course, I mean, really...how does one subtly masterbate? They CANNOT.

That is why they should do it ALOOOOOOONE...

What the hell you talking about lol I can be subtle. Probably some people can just not at a point, specially doing that lol
LindyLouWho
... I can do it in stealth mode, just a little rapid breathing is all. I mean you do not want your grandparents hearing that O.o.... here is my q did anyone one else listen to the squiggly channle?
woozle
squiggly channle???? blink.gif
Sun Tsu
QUOTE (The Tortured Soul @ Jul 2 2003, 02:09 PM)
this thread is just too kool!!!

''The Official Matazone Masturbatory Discussion Thread'' laugh.gif
NummyNums
hell yeah
cheese is funny
masturbation is my friend... it helps me sleep... and it keeps my busy in class... but you didnt hear that.... blink.gif
kidvicious2punk
1st off i can say that i dont....ever..or even think about doing that

gah...

*jumps out window*
Sun Tsu
QUOTE (kidvicious2punk @ Jul 7 2003, 03:33 AM)
1st off i can say that i dont....ever..or even think about doing that

gah...

*jumps out window*

*looks down at pavement*

eugh....what a mess.....
ravein
QUOTE (kidvicious2punk @ Jul 6 2003, 11:33 PM)
1st off i can say that i dont....ever..or even think about doing that

gah...

*jumps out window*

really????? cause that is like....a gotta do before ya die kinda thing... please do it tonight... for me..it'll change your world... I can honestly say I am a better person cause I have private time before I go to work in the morning... I'm happier... I don't scream at people... and I no longer have to have coffee when I wake up....
WeeJ
I'm not seeing my boyfriend for nearly two weeks ohmy.gif huh.gif dry.gif sad.gif

I think I may explode and splatter the walls with hint of WeeJ
leopold
Ewwwwwww! unsure.gif

That's a tad more info than we needed there, weej...
vicrawr
Explode? I thought that only happened to guys...
Oni Usagi
You wanna talk about no privacy.
I live with my mom and dad and 2 younger brothers. I share a computer with them, and my bed has wheels on it.
I have to wait till noone is home for fear someone hears me or just walks in at random.
I have to be really careful just to look at porn, Hell I'm freaking out just reading this thread.
cheese is funny
lol... that sucks oni... well... best bet.. is to keep some sort of dart gun at your side when your looking at porn and doing your thing...
vicrawr
*explodes* Heh, I did that cuz it was fun
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