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Sarah the Spider
Empty threads and such...
They have all left me to sleep.
Insomnia rocks.

Must wait till morning.
When the Matazoners wake...
He he he he he.

Thank you, thank you...
espresso_bean
i can never sleep
i hear the ticking of clocks
they keep me awake

i could just die now
insomnia wrecks my mind
my brain is worthless
Sarah the Spider
Bravo, bravo...
hinsley
ITS VERY EARLY
YET NO ONE DOES POST AT ALL
MATA IS ONLINE

I THINK I LOVE MATA
YES I REALLY THINK I DO
GIVE ME BIG PRESENTS!!!

(OK MY EXCUSE THAT THIS IS SOOO CRAP IS CAUSE IM REALLY TIRED)

(I LOVE CAPS)

(QUICK DISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS)
Mata
Hinsley loves Mata,
Syuu says the same thing too,
Ego explodes.

BTW, technically these are senryu because they concern human affairs, not the natural world and have no reference to the season. A haiku would be something like:

The wind blows softly,
Cold and crisp over the land,
Stirring the dry leaves.
Pikasyuu
This is no haiku, I apologize, but ROFL.

Bravo. =P

Missy should write in this section, if she hasn't already. Sorry for any embarrassment, but from reading her blog, I know everyone agrees, that girl can write.
Sarah the Spider
QUOTE (Mata @ Jul 2 2003, 06:14 AM)
BTW, technically these are senryu because they concern human affairs, not the natural world and have no reference to the season.

Learn something new everyday...Thanks Mata!

rolleyes.gif

*agrees with hins* *runs away*
cheese is funny
its not the night time
its morning, but im here now
cannot sleep, must post
Jonman
I always find booze.
Will help me sleep at night.
But feel crap next day.

*****************

Girls doing handstands.
Skirts pulled up by gravity.
Many thanks Einstein.

*****************
MoonlightSavingsTime
QUOTE (Jonman @ Jul 2 2003, 11:30 AM)
Girls doing handstands.
Skirts pulled up by gravity.
Many thanks Einstein.

*whispers* Psst...don't you mean Newton?
Sarah the Spider
It's that time again...
Where there is nothing to do.
Late-Night Forum Time.

One friend is still up,
I'm sending him odd IMs.
He has not bailed yet. laugh.gif

Nothing, sweet nothing...
Fan blowing, cat snoozing, yes...
Late-Night Forum Time.
chester
im still on. i count, right? im in california, its only11:22 here.
Sarah the Spider
Ah, so you are, chester!

*waves frantically at you*

Didn't see you on!
MistressAlti
QUOTE (syuu @ Jul 2 2003, 08:01 AM)

Missy should write in this section, if she hasn't already. Sorry for any embarrassment, but from reading her blog, I know everyone agrees, that girl can write.

*sighs*

Syuu flatters too much.
I can say naught, but protest.
Someday she will learn...
leopold
It is morning here
a haiku from me would not
be appropriate
Sarah the Spider
Across the ocean,
It is morning for leo,
The day has begun.

Here, it's not yet morn.
It is only 2:30.
What a shame it is.
nordelen
too frightened to speak,
social fear causes shivers.
being lonely has its advantages.
Mata
Writing senryus
Taxes my brain first five
then seven then five
leopold
I woke up depressed
I sat on the couch and cried
I hate where I work...

You know what I want?
A job that doesn't suck ass!
That would be groovy
the lil' pie fairy
i agree with you
any job tends to suck lots
work as a barman
leopold
I like my friend pie
She's fab an great an lovely
I love her a lot
the lil' pie fairy
i love leo loads
he's cool beans and that's for sure
and a charmer too wink.gif
leopold
I love pie loads more
She slid down Urbis with me
Let's go get married! wub.gif
chester
i dont know how to write senryus or haikus, so heres a limrick!

there once was a very small town
where everyone was a fan of james brown
then james brown died
and they all cried
im really bored so now im just posting around

kelly j.
leopold
The art of writin haikus an senryus is thus:

First five syllables
Then seven is what you need
Then another five

See? Dead easy!
Debaser
no one is online
i guess people have lives now
damn them all to hell
cheese is funny
QUOTE (leopold @ Jul 4 2003, 06:44 PM)
I woke up depressed
I sat on the couch and cried
I hate where I work...

this makes me giggle
i really dont think its me
but him thats emo


laugh.gif
Jaq
Dog woke me early
Bloody hell..6:30 AM?!
I really like sleep

Now my eyes hurt lots
But that doesn't stop me much
From posting this verse
porcelainwarrior
QUOTE (Debaser @ Jul 5 2003, 02:28 PM)
no one is online
i guess people have lives now
damn them all to hell

all hail debaser
that is what i thot this morn
but now - theres people


that were crap i do apogolise ...
Jaq
That was good porcelain!
Mine leaves something to be desired
It sucks something bad.
leopold
QUOTE (cheese is funny @ Jul 5 2003, 02:38 PM)
this makes me giggle
i really dont think its me
but him thats emo

It isn't like me
to be melodramatic
It worried me lots

I'd just like to say
I so enjoy being mocked
Thanks very much, cheese...

And don't spam my thead
The League of ISH is too cool
for you to mess up tongue.gif
Tarantio
ah... this grasshopper hasnt any to do with early morning... but i do have a few silly old ones lying about...

can truth be found
in teacups? what then is used
for just simple tea?
Feyliya
Hmm....How about this one?

Empty forum now
Keyboards silent over earth
Sane Mata-fans sleep
Feyliya
How about a serious one?

Curious sun rose
Peeking from behind mountains
With dark pooled valleys
Feyliya
I like Tankas better, though.

Sitting in dark room
Furious tapping of keys
Staring at bright screen
Must say thoughts before they're gone
Must increase my board post count
Feyliya
And a serious Tanka.

The love in my heart
Grows to fullness, then withers
Like a new spring leaf
Growing in secret, hidden
When released to winter's cold
Righteous
My emotions stir
So much happening at once
I need some reefer

My friends have problems
I want to solve every one
But I'm only me

My brain goes too fast
For me to catch up with it
I'm at my wit's end

So I spark a bowl
Suck the smoke into my lungs
I am comforted with joy

Pass a joint around
Share a pipe with some people
I feel much better

I feel so happy
So we light up some more weed
Things are getting weird

Everything's funny
I really don't want to move
I feel so glued down

We watch some movies
Put on a CD or two
Everything's so cool

I get the munchies
I know I'll eat some weird things
Soon, the high gets low

I am so tired
but I still feel really good
I pass out by twelve

I wake up at ten
My head still swimming in bud
Want to go to sleep

Feel like crap all day
But no one can really tell
I can't stop smiling

I push through the day
The hang-over fin'ly passed
No more green for me

The night time has come
All my friends are off of work
The guys come over

We all get bored fast
And I get upset at the world
"Hey, who has some grass?"

So that's the story
Of why I smoke so much damn pot
It's my mental crutch.
Righteous
My God in Heaven
Forgive me, for I have sinned
I have ashamed you
I have wasted your Son's gift
on earthly pleasures

Forgive me, oh Lord
Help me to be Your servant
Lead me to you, Lord
If I must abandon all
It will be worth it

My sins are many
But your Love knows no boundries
So please forgive me
Help me as I turn from sin
To You, Father God
oobunnie
Arrr all ye mateys
Be sailin' the seven seas
Shiver me timbers

I realize it makes nosense. Hooray pirates. walk the planks n all that happy.gif
CommieBastard
This is senryu
I'm not working hard on it
One two three four five
o0fish
There once was a man
his name is irrelevent
i like to eat cheese

HA i so made the most pointless haiku... beat that
Righteous
I have a new job
I hope I pass the drug test
I smoked out last week
Sarah the Spider
It's One Twenty-Eight--
Once again, I am alone.
My house is quiet.

My brother and I,
the only ones still awake--
He's eating some ham.
Pikasyuu
they say that love is
the downfall of the strongest
I used to be strong
Sarah the Spider
Late Night Forum Time!
The phantom's lurking about.
We're eating bagels.

Only one friend left.
The same one that always is.
We need some more sleep.

Alone, so alone...
But there is noone to post...
Late Night Forum Time.
Sarah the Spider
Oh, by the way...BUMP!
I made a poetic bump!
Now how about that?

wink.gif
Belldandy
My stomach in knots
I go to the computer
looking for comfort

trying to calm down
I post to pass the time by
writing poetry

I must wake early
maybe I should try to sleep
I'm moving today

La didi dah dah
My senryus are not good
They are very stupid

dry.gif
Sarah the Spider
I'm up late...again.
Always on Saturday night--
No Inu Yasha sad.gif .

Sunday through Thursday,
Cartoons rock my late-night world!
Bah. I cannot sleep! dry.gif

I have just one friend,
Who stays up all night with me.
But tonight he's gone. sad.gif

He makes my brain hurt.
He also makes my heart soar...
Oh...was that out loud?!? blink.gif

Hmm, so I said it...
See what insomnia does?!?
Midnight confessions... ph34r.gif
Mata
Mata Meet senryu:

Thirteen to dinner
Friends and strangers at once
Beer is drunk later
Oni Usagi
college is a bore
I sit on pute for hours
waiting for people

Online be they not
But I lurk on Trillian
where the hell are they
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