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shaved this morning. for
the first time in four months. all
my hair in the sink
Chris Martin sings, "And
nothing else compares." And I
listen. Am only

just getting into
Coldplay, so have just bought two
albums of their stuff.
Is being yelled at
To go to bed, but I love
The forums too much.
Alone with my soul
I cry out for company
But just here with bots

Like an empty room
Forums massive, unpeopled
Like a cathedral
Darling Googlebot
My dearest friend and buddy
Together we roam

Threads sit ponderous
Contemplating their import
Heavy with deep thought
Three things are certain:
Death, taxes, and lost data.
Guess which has occurred.

A file that big?
It might be very useful.
But now it is gone.

Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and reboot.
Order shall return.
There is no one here
But then someone comes to IRC (pronounced 'irk' for meter)
A glimmer of hope.
On my mum's compy
Thus, bereft of IRC
I'll talk to my lamp
he clicks, expecting
to be wowed by new glory.
Sadly, no new posts.

Meandering through
Finding a new site he clicks
Only more popups...
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