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Oni Usagi
The outside is dark
Time to find something to do
Digging up old threads

Not sure why this died
It is quite easy and fun
Why don't you try one

look lolo is on
Maybe she will talk to me
Won't you come talk too?
Jaq
The outside is dark
The inside is tired and
I have assignments.

This is much more fun
Bravo Oni! For this bump
I should go to bed
Starfish
Falling cold and crisp
Like dandruff from a deity
Snow from darkend skies

- - - - -- - -- - - - - - - - -

My friends all silent sleep
Leaving me in night quiet peace
Dancing forgotten dreams

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Angry Badgers come
They use my purple toothbrush
But only on Sundays


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I need to finish
Reading Mill on the Floss but
I don't want to

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Confused by early snow
Crocus burst boldly from below
Rising to early death
the lil' pie fairy
that last one was nice
it reminded me of spring
when lambs jump in fields
Debaser
Forum is asleep
Dayan is slightly tired
Life is bloody dull
the lil' pie fairy
pie fairy is here
gives dayan pie and huggles
hopes he feels better?
Polocrunch
Today I got home,
And promptly fell upon my bed,
I slept for four hours.

Haikus aren't so bad,
I thought they were much harder,
So much for that thought.

Whee! I'm haiku-ing,
It's so easy I could laugh,
Maybe I will. *Laughs*
acidteardrop
ill bet you cannot
spot, what is wrong with this hai-
ku. maybe seppuku?
Polocrunch
Maybe you could do,
With more lessons in haiku,
Just my opinion.
acidteardrop
dry.gif meanie
Debaser
QUOTE (the lil' pie fairy @ Nov 21 2003, 09:21 PM)
pie fairy is here
gives dayan pie and huggles
hopes he feels better?

Yay for pie and hugs
Much appreciated, thanks
Too tired to finish...
Polocrunch
Just giving up here?
That's pretty quick to lose hope,
You're such a quitter.
CommieBastard
Shut the hell up, 'Lex
You really don't have a clue
Just go to hell, fag.
Polocrunch
My goodness Commie!
This thread was so innocent,
I feel insulted. That's right. I'm writing in white! And now the haiku doesn't even run! Ah ha hah!


This bi-hive is usually quite sensitive to such things, so I just thought I'd add this:
I feel I should add that Commie's post was in no way offensive to myself, and as it was in jest (and he himself is bisexual), no-one here should take it seriously.
CommieBastard
I was going to add something vaguely conciliatory here, but then I realised that I don't like political correctness, so I'll just say this:

You're all fags.
Jaq
This thread was so pure
No longer is innocent
Meh. It was boring
Debaser
QUOTE (CommieBastard @ Nov 22 2003, 12:26 AM)
I was going to add something vaguely conciliatory here, but then I realised that I don't like political correctness, so I'll just say this:

You're all fags.

That's not seppuku
You damn cheating cockmonger
Shake my fist, I do!
Polocrunch
Man I feel like mould,
Soft, dry and slightly crumbly,
Natural enough?


And so the endless white words stretched on. Ad infinitum you might say.
CommieBastard
Seppuku is for
Faggots like you, transvestite
Go wear PVC.
Polocrunch
It is delicious,
That the liveliest of threads,
Contains just haikus.
Debaser
Shut the hell up, you
Or I tell the forums of
Your mime-loving ways.
CommieBastard
You dare threaten me?
Remember you only this
I know your girlfriend.
Polocrunch
Children stop fighting,
Or Helga will have her way,
With your best men-folk
Debaser
QUOTE (CommieBastard @ Nov 22 2003, 12:44 AM)
You dare threaten me?
Remember you only this
I know your girlfriend.

This means precisely what?
She knows it all already
So shut the hell up, whore.
Jaq
QUOTE (Debaser @ Nov 21 2003, 06:56 PM)
QUOTE (CommieBastard @ Nov 22 2003, 12:44 AM)
You dare threaten me?
Remember you only this
I know your girlfriend.

This means precisely what?
She knows it all already
So shut the hell up, whore.

Don't be so sure Debs
Sean has very few scruples
to speak of at least
Starfish
QUOTE (CommieBastard @ Nov 21 2003, 05:37 PM)
Seppuku is for
Faggots like you, transvestite
Go wear PVC.

No transvestite I
yet PVC dress I wear
Without any panties
CommieBastard
I shall leave here now
To contemplate that image
Kleenex, anyone?
Debaser
Way ahead of you
You strike me as a sock bloke
I am slightly scared
CommieBastard
Socks? You disgust me.
I never saw the appeal
They are far too rough.
Debaser
Too abrasive? Yeah.
But you seem to like the pain.
Meh, guess I was wrong.
Starfish
QUOTE (CommieBastard @ Nov 21 2003, 06:26 PM)
I shall leave here now
To contemplate that image
Kleenex, anyone?

Does not kleenex stick
like cement to one's member?
That is what I heard.
Debaser
QUOTE (Starfish @ Nov 22 2003, 02:25 AM)
QUOTE (CommieBastard @ Nov 21 2003, 06:26 PM)
I shall leave here now
To contemplate that image
Kleenex, anyone?

Does not kleenex stick
like cement to one's member?
That is what I heard.

It can do at times.
Best to wipe it afterwards
VERY carefully.
Starfish
QUOTE (Debaser @ Nov 21 2003, 07:36 PM)
QUOTE (Starfish @ Nov 22 2003, 02:25 AM)
QUOTE (CommieBastard @ Nov 21 2003, 06:26 PM)
I shall leave here now
To contemplate that image
Kleenex, anyone?

Does not kleenex stick
like cement to one's member?
That is what I heard.

It can do at times.
Best to wipe it afterwards
VERY carefully.

Would be more efficent
To use a soft wash cloth first?
Only one wipe needed.
Debaser
I have heard stories
About towels, apparently
It saves on tissues.
Oni Usagi
socks get crusty fast
kleenexes pile up in trash
masturbation, yay!
Sarah the Spider
Just got in forums
After seeing Gothika.
Laughter and screaming.

My thread, oh my thread...
has become turned and twisted.
Poetic insults.
Debaser
Apologies, but
At least we were inventive
With our slanging ways.
Righteous
Don Vito tells Ry
To go to the store for grapes
So he gives Ry cash

Ry goes to Goose Cock
To go meet up with Glauren
To ask to come back

Glauren says, "Okay,"
"We'll be together again."
Later, screws Hellboy.

Valo and Falcone
Go to break in Glauren's house
To find evidence

Glauren and Hellboy
Come in and have anal sex
On video tape

Glauren yells and screams
"Teenagers were meant to f*ck"
All of this on tape

Valo grabs the tape
The two jump out the window
Raab waits in the car

Run accross the yard
With Hellboy chasing Falcone
Valo jumps inside

Hellboy catches up
And stars swinging on Falcone
Valo tells Raab, "Go!"

Falcone gets away
He chases after the car
Valo pops the trunk

Falcone dives right in
Hellboy is left in the dust
"We gotta show Ry!"
MoonlightSavingsTime
Always so much I
need to do, but the day al-
ways passes away

before I can fin-
ish
MoonlightSavingsTime
The gingerbread can-
dle on my desk sits oppo-
site a pumpkinhead.

The pumpkinhead is
orange, and it smirks, with a
wink that unnerves me.

Next to my elbow
lies a cordless phone, from which
I awaited a

jingle or two; for
my sweetie is in Chica-
go, and I am here,

alone in our a-
partment. I think he forgot
I was at work to-

day; he called twice while
I was away. He hasn't
tried calling again. sad.gif
MoonlightSavingsTime
My last poem took
such a turn that I did not
expect it to take.

It started off with
simple observations, but
it ended up say-

ing much more than I'd
expected to say. Amaz-
ing how that happens.
Righteous
Don Vito's Famous Lines
by Ri

Goddammit, Ryan.
What the hell's wrong with you?
I'm calling the cops.
CommieBastard
Is it cheating to
Break off words when they're too len-
gthy like I just did?
Polocrunch
It's cheating for sure,
So stop doing it right now,
It's bloody stupid.
antagony
I have no idea
What you are talking about
I am really bored
Polocrunch
Zombie sex is good,
Would you not agree, m'dear?
I love that book so.
antagony
Not the zombie sex
I wish I'd never read it
I am scarred for life
Starfish
Damaged flower
Ripped open by others
Pink petals give way
MoonlightSavingsTime
QUOTE (CommieBastard @ Nov 22 2003, 01:08 AM)
Is it cheating to
Break off words when they're too len-
gthy like I just did?

e. e. cummings did
it, and that gives me license
to do it as well.
Starfish
Haiku however
e. e. cummings did not write
free verse was his thing
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