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sizzlieswix
nummynums thinks meself be a girl
she can think what she wants until me gender i unfurl
but i am having too much fun with this
no one will ever know unless meself they kiss

hehehehe
kidvicious2punk
the questionable gender of sizzlie
so evil......
i love you twin..


<hugs> wub.gif
NummyNums
I like kids av
of a cat
er a bat
umm a rat
umm a bat cat rat?
eh now my head it hurts
Logicman
You...
Need...
Some...
Aspirin!



Wow, I'm good!
sizzlieswix
logicman likes the holy grail
i must say he has good taste
this movie is me fav'rite tale
go watch it now with haste!

(one of me fave scenes: 'look let me face the peril'
'no it is much too perilous.')



hehehe

(we are the knights who say NI!)
Logicman
laugh.gif
wink.gif
biggrin.gif
tongue.gif



There. A visual poem.


(You must chop down the mightiest tree in the forest wiiiiiiiiith... a herring!!)
sizzlieswix
cool.gif i feel ...


happy
joy ...joy...joy...happy...happy...joy..joy...<-yea i know i kinda stole it


(your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries)
Logicman
I think that I shall never see
A poem as lovely as those written by me.


(Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time!)
sizzlieswix
i don't know me logical friend
i may be better in the end

('you killed the grooms father'
'oh sorry i didn't mean it'
'didn't mean it? you put a sword right through his head'
'oh dear is he all right?')
Logicman
I ryhmes with my
with rhymes with die
which rhymes with sigh
which rhymes with rye.


(Let's build a bridge out of 'er!
Ah, but can you not also build bridges out of stone?
Oh, yeah...)
kidvicious2punk
logic scares me
he better not be hairy
oh dear wut am i saying....

(why r u doing lil quotes? huh.gif ...
"what do you call an empty can of cheese whiz?"
"Cheese was")
Logicman
I'm not hairy
You aren't a faery
At least if you are one
I didn't know it.


(Because Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail is the best movie ever made! Get on with it!)
NummyNums
logicman logicman
i can beat you
yes i can
Logicman
NummyNums
eats Dum-dums
You know, the suckers...
Hey, at least it rhymed!



You think you can beat me, bwoy? (or gwirl... whichever)
NummyNums
i am girl
yes i am
i can beat you logic
*hits you with a can*

i can and i will beat you
Logicman
Why do you want
to beat me?
Wouldn't you much
rather... um... yeah... something...



Don't be so hostile!!!
chester
logic man logic man
o, what an ego
logic man logic man
i mean that with no offence

nothing i write ever ryhmes...
Logicman
Chester is a cat
a funny cat
at that.



There you go. Okay, maybe my head could use a little deflating...
sizzlieswix
a new av logic needs
something that is like his deeds
........a devil!

mwahahaha!
lol

(bring out your dead!)
Logicman
Sizzlie
Pizzlie
to the
Izzlie.



I'd like a new av, but the dern thing keep screwing up when I try to select one. Maybe I try again real soon.
leopold
He's a man
With logic
Nuff said...
Pikasyuu
Leopold Lee rocks my socks
He's absolutely charming and quicker n' a fox
So ladies, if you're feeling sad or down
Leopold Lee's always in town

=P
leopold
syuu rocks muchly
so much so that she deserves
a better pome than this...

sorry sweetie... I'm rubbish at this sad.gif
kidvicious2punk
Syuu is chewable
Syuu is the best
I think I will dream of her
During a short rest

laugh.gif lol...loved the leo poem
chester
melanie, your name is not smellanie
melanie, smellanie isnt a word is it?
melanie, maybe thats why your name isnt smellanie

THE END
sizzlieswix
not only do i think of cats
but cats whose names are chester
the chester cheetah comes to mind
i'm glad the name's not fester

HA
Pikasyuu
Sizzlie has joined us without a gender
and so its got the forum in a bender
and so, my dear unknown forumite friend
Let us know the answer,
and put this puzzlement to an end
LoLo
S-Y-U-U
Really rocks in my shoe \m/\m/
I can't copy inky's face right boo
So sexy makes me go WOOOOOOO
Logicman
Lolo...
what can
I
say?


That's it. Sorry, I'm not in an incredibly creative mood right now, otherwise I'd bang out a full sonnet.
Pikasyuu
Logic man, logic man,
He's so logical, always has the upper hand
Never liked masturbating, disagrees with Cand
Oh where would we be without Logic man?
Phyllis
our darling syuu
does not smell like poo
she always showers
and so she smells like flowers.

smile.gif
kidvicious2punk
candice...
when u break it down
its canned ice...
that sounds good rite about now
if only i had a microwave...
Phyllis
ice
is so very nice
and the queen of it all is kidvish
our local ice queen will grant your every wish

smile.gif
kidvicious2punk
dont push it cand wink.gif

lol...but really...i think canned ice would be fun...lol...


a lover of penguins much like your own self
she made me the ice aween
and even drew me
and i know shes glad that im not dead
for where would she get margaritas
and such other things..like that

lmao...
Phyllis
kidvish, our beloved ice queen
i am so glad you are not dead
and do not have problems with your spleen.
oh lovely provider of margaritas
who cannot draw hands...
it is okay, i cannot either
so i understand.

hehe biggrin.gif
kidvicious2punk
laugh.gif ha ha ha ha...usually i draw martinis...lol

sry im out of ideas canice sad.gif

candice candice
i lurve u mum in law
candice candice
lol..my spleen is indeed ok
LoLo
kid oh kid
if you put yourself up for auction
id make a bid
Pikasyuu
LoLo, LoLo
Always flyin' solo
Forumites want her and she doesn't give
She's content they chase her as long as they live
LoLo
syuu
she lifts me up when im feeling blue
made an impression even when she was new
when i grow up i want to be like you
Pikasyuu
Dear Lo-babe
Never have I met such a show-babe
She makes the times pass with more than fun
If you ever need some sort of cheer, she's the one.
Logicman
Wow. That's really- wow. And I thought I was creative... unsure.gif
NummyNums
logic man can saw wow
he thought he was creative
kir-pow
Logicman
NummyNums
has two thumbs.



See, I am creative.... sad.gif right?
NummyNums
logicman pots alot
logic mans fingers ust be hott
yup cuz he posts alot
Logicman
NummyNums
likes to lick crumbs
off the floors
of hotels in slums.

Boy that was really bad, wasn't it?
NummyNums
logicmans poem
made me cry
i have a little more class than that
Im sad someone bake me a pie
Phyllis
nummy has a bird that screams
it will make your ears bleed
and other terrible things
but nummy loves this bird
though i'm not really sure why
so i will not strangle it...
and here nummy, have some pie smile.gif
NummyNums
candice thinks my bird is loud
and it is i guess
but it also has cutness
it can say hello and i love you
sing i love newyork
and chew on a shoe..
(umm no)
candice your poem was uber great
here you can have a cake
Phyllis
why thank you nummy,
thank you indeed
you give cake freely
without any greed.
and to my delight
you are also turtle tested
and very bright.
erm...here have some ice cream biggrin.gif
Phyllis
*bump*...cause i want a poem, dangit! happy.gif (plus i like this game..lol)
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