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Hate Machina
Given half the chance, I imagine I could score a field goal with the baby jesus
cheese is funny
sexy enough for me to "experiment"
Jaq
Hate Machina is sooooo sexy. I lurve him! He is the sexiest man that I've ever had the pleasure of talking to (besides cheese)
craziness
you know it
and nobody beats cheese
cheese is funny
QUOTE (Jaq @ Apr 1 2003, 03:04 AM)
Hate Machina is sooooo sexy. I lurve him! He is the sexiest man that I've ever had the pleasure of talking to (besides cheese)

WHEEE!!
Jaq
QUOTE (Hate Machina @ Apr 1 2003, 03:03 AM)
Given half the chance, I imagine I could score a field goal with the baby jesus

Hey, when you're playing on God's team you're always on the winning team!
cheese is funny
QUOTE (craziness @ Apr 1 2003, 03:04 AM)
you know it
and nobody beats cheese

WHEEEEEE!!!
Hate Machina
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craziness
you are starting to feel the love hate!
Jaq
He's speechless with wonderment at all the lurve!
gerbilfromhell
QUOTE (Hate Machina @ Apr 1 2003, 03:01 AM)
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WE'VE SCARED HIM! NOW EVERYONE (except me cause i hate him) MUST TELL HIM THEY wub.gif HIM!
Hate Machina
I am hating you all so much, I can't even bring myself to speak. Yes my utter disdain is that sheer in magnitude.
cheese is funny
i dont think its possable for him to not see the love.... all this love makes me wanna adopt 500 small puppies
Jaq
Disdain isn't wuite ahte though! We're slowly bringing you back from the edge of hate! Soon you will be merely annoyed with us, then tolerate us and then like us and finally love us!
CovertYawn
Well, I just want to say, Machina, you've got me wink.gif

And boy, iffin I weren't owned by craziness......................
Hate Machina
500 small puppies now there's an idea. Think of how much fun you could have flushing them down the toilet.

"500 smalll puppies to flush down the toilet, 500 small puppies to flush. you put one down, it swirls around, 499 small puppies to flush down"
cheese is funny
i think your just trying to act tough... you know you love us, machina
Hate Machina
You ignorance is like a shield of steel!
craziness
we love you hate machina
you are my best friend
Jaq
If I were a super hero my power would be apathy. With a side o' ignorance and some back up procrastination to boot.
cheese is funny
dont you mean "your ignorance"? dont try and say anything about how smart i am until you use complete sentences
Hate Machina
But that's not right
Jaq
sentences.
Hate Machina
If you want to get hatefully pedantic "until" is spelt with one "L" and not two, you buffoon.
craziness
i just love you
Hate Machina
I hate when people incorrectly correct me.
craziness
muah
cheese is funny
i love you machina
Hate Machina
Rot in a bucket of ferret saliva!
cheese is funny
ferrets are cute and fun to play with
cheese is funny
who do you hate most, machina? im just wondering...
Jaq
I think the most annoying thing we can say to Machina is I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!

Altogether now....
CovertYawn
We all love you machina biggrin.gif
Jaq
QUOTE (cheese is funny @ Apr 1 2003, 03:17 AM)
who do you hate most, machina? im just wondering...

Oh boy howdy! I hope it's me!
Hate Machina
I hate myself most, naturally, thus you all pale pathetically in comparison. I hate that too, I really do
craziness
i love you
cheese is funny
do you want an ice cream, machina?
Hate Machina
Yes, I want some ice cream.
Jaq
Oh poor Machina, don't say that, it's not true. I bet you hate gerbil much mroe than you hate yourself!
craziness
actually i was just eating some let me get you the rest
cheese is funny
QUOTE (Hate Machina @ Apr 1 2003, 03:20 AM)
Yes, I want some ice cream.

he didnt say that in a hateful way... he loves us, he really loves us
Jaq
He's making progress! Oh boy! I can just feel the love!
cheese is funny
i feel it too

<hugs everyone>
Hate Machina
No you ninkonpoops, I just want some damned ice cream.
cheese is funny
i think you want love flavored ice cream
Hate Machina
If I find one single cell of manstarch in my ice cream I will end the existence of mankind.
cheese is funny
manstarch? do you have some problems with a "certain someone" that you would like to talk about?
Hate Machina
I have problems with a certain everyone.
cheese is funny
and that certain everyone loves you
Hate Machina
But now I go to bed to balefully nightmare
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