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Phyllis
Yay for silly polls!

Well, if you have not yet seen The Fence, I will post a link. Don't say I didn't warn you.

Look into the face of EVIL...

I ph34r The Fence with the fire of a thousand suns. So EVIL.
LoLo
FENCE FENCE RAWHOLALA!
Industrial Kybosh
It is unspeakably eeeeeevil!

Just look what it's done to LoLo!

/me hides and weeps
MistressAlti
/me makes a brief MIA re-entrance for this post...

The thing is SCARY. I mean, look at it... Christ...
LoLo
THE FENCE IS MY GOD.................FENCE FENCE MACHNABOLA
Phyllis
I fear for Lo's soul.

/me weeps with InKy
LoLo
FENCE FENCE MACHNABOLA

/me spits pea soup at everyone
Mr Fuzzy
Can't say as it worries me over much - it doesn't look like a scrotum grabber to me.
LoLo
FENCE FENCE FRANGENKO!
Phyllis
QUOTE (Mr Fuzzy @ Aug 12 2003, 04:02 PM)
Can't say as it worries me over much - it doesn't look like a scrotum grabber to me.

Obviously you have not met the Evil One. Many scrotums have been lost to Its splintery arms....
LoLo
For anyone wondering I said that I climbed the fence. The result of which has led to my odd behavior only right now am I even slightly coherent.

NO NO LET ME GO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

FENCE FENCE SWAMPONGO!
Industrial Kybosh
/me sprays Lo with Holy Water and runs

The power of Chinga compels you!
Mr Fuzzy
QUOTE (Industrial Kybosh @ Aug 13 2003, 01:05 AM)
The power of Chinga compels you!

Is that anything like the power of Grayskull?
Industrial Kybosh
QUOTE (Mr Fuzzy @ Aug 13 2003, 12:07 AM)
QUOTE (Industrial Kybosh @ Aug 13 2003, 01:05 AM)
The power of Chinga compels you!

Is that anything like the power of Grayskull?

Not entirely dissimilar... but markedly less camp...
Mr Fuzzy
What? No Cringer?

/me tries to hide his disappointment
Jaq
erm...looks like a fence. Eeyup. There it is. In all it's fencey goodness. uh huh.
Phyllis
So many people do not fear the fence....

This frightens me. :`(
Edward_lover1200
*shudders* evil...
cheese is funny
fences are fun!! oh yeah!! fun fun fun.... fences + fire = fun!
emiliza
Not at all. Why be scared of a fence?
Sun Tsu
Ph34r th3 bump1ng f3nc3. ph34r.gif
monkey_called_narth
its evil but unless it makes its way to illinois i have no problem........ ahhhhh its outside my window..... *twilight Zone music* its coming to get me ahhhhh! *silence*
Phyllis
RUN, NARTH, RUN!

Lest you end up the same as LoLo, chanting "FENCE FENCE FRUMBAYALA!" and the like, and calling The Fence your God.

*shudder* Horrible, horrible thought.

And as for those of you who ask "Why be scared of a fence?"....Because it is evil!! The owners of it painted ORCAS on their garage doors (yes, the outside of them. I have pictures). And they have PINK carpet. Not to mention, the shower curtain of DOOM!

So, so evil.
Cath Sparrow
I looked to the fence and ran away very fast!!!!!!

SSSSSCCCCCCCCCRRRRRREEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Edward_lover1200
it is evil...very evil...
Cath Sparrow
Super Scary EVIL!!!!!!!!!
Phyllis
Look if you dare....

That is the rest of The Fence's home. I must warn those with pacemakers or incontinence -- I would advise you not to look!
Cath Sparrow
OH MY GOD THAT IS JUST SO WRONG!!!
It's EVIL I tell you EVIL!!!!!!!

*Sits in corner and gibbers* ph34r.gif
elf
I don't bother it, it doesn't bother me.

*blinkblink*
CrissiLove
I'm sorry.... but...

It's a fence! Let's go climb it! tongue.gif hehe
Cath Sparrow
Oh no poor Crissilove it'll get. AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!! Get away!!!!!!! RUN!!!!!!!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
leopold
What a peculiar thread... I bet this is one o those weird IRC thingies again, innit!

Well, it's a horrid fence, frankly. An I'm not gonna climb it cos it looks like it'd fall apart an give me mucho splinterage...
Cath Sparrow
It's truely EVIL! be very careful Leo! unsure.gif
leopold
I fully intend to! I'm not goin near it lest it sends me flyin into that crappy ocean view... ph34r.gif

Thanks fer the concern, anyways... nice ta see someone thinks about me...

/me gives cath a great big hug
CrissiLove
QUOTE (Cath @ Aug 14 2003, 05:09 PM)
Oh no poor Crissilove it'll get. AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!! Get away!!!!!!! RUN!!!!!!!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*turns to run away from the fence like crazy*

*stops* Wait a minute... why am I suppsed to be scared of a fence...? unsure.gif

*turns back around to go back and climb the fence* lol tongue.gif
leopold
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Keep away, crissi! That fence has a malevolent streak... it's gonna do horrid things to anyone who climbs it! Like collapse an embed chunks of itself in ya... not pleasant.

Jus look at it... a vicious streak a mile wide!
CrissiLove
Naw... I'm not scare of any silly old fence... I can take it...

*keeps walking determinedly towards the fence*
LoLo
QUOTE (CrissiLove @ Aug 14 2003, 03:04 PM)
I'm sorry.... but...

It's a fence! Let's go climb it! tongue.gif hehe

Yay Crissi!
leopold
QUOTE (CrissiLove @ Aug 15 2003, 12:00 AM)
Naw... I'm not scare of any silly old fence... I can take it...

*keeps walking determinedly towards the fence*

Oh dear... we're gonna lose another one to that dreaded wooden menace...

*snif*

I think I'll start work on crissi's eulogy now...
LoLo
FENCE FENCE FIMBLAGONA
Cath Sparrow
Oh no poor Crissi! I tried to warn her! sad.gif
leopold
We need cheese in here... he can burn that hideous carbuncle down, an save everyone from the insanity!
CrissiLove
*reaches the fence and stares at it*

I will NOT be scared of a fence... I will NOT be scared of a fence... I will NOT be scared of a fence.

*takes that last step up to the fence to start climbing*
leopold
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Today, we mourn the passing of our dearly beloved crissi, who came a cropper after attempting to climb a structure of such malevolence, such evil, that it captured her soul and took her away from us prematurely.

She will be sadly missed by all.


Think it needs fleshin out a bit, but that's the best I can do in 5 minutes...
CrissiLove
*walks away on the other side of the fence smiling...*

*and singing* FENCE FENCE FIMBLAGONA... FENCE FENCE FIMBLAGONA...
leopold
*cries*

Oh no, it's taken crissi! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How many more? How many moooooooore!!!! Damn you, fence!! mad.gif
Cath Sparrow
Oh no Ithink she might be going the way of Lolo. Oh dear! The poor lost sole. sad.gif
CrissiLove
*laughs*

Just joking with you guys! smile.gif See... look at me.. I made it over the fence just fine.... Now it's your turn to try... come on.... *waving you all over* You know you all want to..... wink.gif

*giggles*
leopold
I know... lolo an crissi were great people an I thought of them both as dear friends o mine... but now they're gone forever, taken away by the sheer eeeeeeee-vil of that wooden atrocity sad.gif

*snif*
CrissiLove
If you miss us both, all you have to do is climb over the fence.... Come on... that is not so much trouble to see two of your friends, is it....? wink.gif tongue.gif hehe
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