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Dani
Candy, I almost mistaked you for a mongose tongue.gif
elphaba2
Dani, I almost mistook you for someone with an average IQ.
Moosh
Dani, we nearly mistook you for a human
Phyllis
QUOTE (CheeseMoose @ Jun 28 2006, 07:26 AM) *
Dani, we nearly mistook you for a human

Speak for yourself, Moosey. I never made such an obvious error!

Elphaba, you fight like a dairy farmer.

Devil's daughter...where to begin? If you were anyone else, I would simply call you "devil's daughter" because that is the worst possible insult. Since you are not, I struggle to come up with something that suitably captures your foulness. I'd call you a pustulous curr but that'd be an insult to all the other pustulous currs. They are innocent and have not entered this thread, so I shall leave them alone. To say that you are a malodorous, uncreative twit would not fully encompass your wretchedness. Because there are literally no words in the English language that adequately describe how horrible you are, I will leave you to your petty, unimaginative insults. I'll be sure to let you know if any of them actually make me stop yawning.
elphaba2
QUOTE (candice @ Jun 28 2006, 10:23 AM) *
Elphaba, you fight like a dairy farmer.

If by that you mean I'm nimble, loud and brutal, then I agree. Fool.
Phyllis
QUOTE (elphaba2 @ Jun 28 2006, 02:59 PM) *
QUOTE (candice @ Jun 28 2006, 10:23 AM) *

Elphaba, you fight like a dairy farmer.

If by that you mean I'm nimble, loud and brutal, then I agree. Fool.

The correct answer is "How appropriate, you fight like a cow."

Pft. Amateurs.
That_Guy
Everyone who has posted in this thread (excluding me, of course) has long since lost themselves in an inescapable ocean of idiocy and lameness.
Izzy
Nice to know Candice, but I'm done posting here with all you immature people. You're insult was honestly a waste of space. Don't bother replying to this, it isn't worth your "precious"time.

---------------Last post for me in this thread---------------
Dani
QUOTE (devils_daughter @ Jun 29 2006, 06:22 PM) *

---------------Last post for me in this thread---------------


This thread is rediculas, and a waste of time i am quiting this tread as well
Phyllis
Oh good grief.

This thread is just full of jokes, remember? It's all meant to be in fun...not taken seriously.

Also, Dani, nice signature. I've never had anyone be that outspoken about wanting to destroy me. tongue.gif
Izzy
For the last time Cand, I am not taking it seriously. Please just get that through your head! I said please. Which doesn't happen alot. gahhhhhh..
Phyllis
QUOTE (devils_daughter @ Jun 29 2006, 12:37 PM) *
For the last time Cand, I am not taking it seriously. Please just get that through your head! I said please. Which doesn't happen alot. gahhhhhh..

Sorry, but when a person stomps off and says they will no longer be posting in a thread and makes a big show of it (rather than just no longer posting in the thread)...it leads one to believe that s/he may be taking jokes to heart.

I'm just a tad paranoid due to your age. I don't particularly want to hurt the feelings of children. I'd rather just stick them in The Chokey. tongue.gif
hyperlittlefaleria
why cant you all just die
all of you guys are dickheads
go f**k your pets
or your mom
val

*Please try to avoid spelling out cursewords here, even if it is an insult match thread. =)
- syuu
El Nino
QUOTE (That_Guy @ Jun 26 2006, 09:11 PM) *
You really can't. If you tried to, they'd just take one look at your face, realize the irony of it all, and burst out laughing.

Despite the fact that they are immobile.

Okay let me spell it out for you, you mind numbingly boring excuse for a dog turd, what I meant was, that you have the intelligence of a vegetable.
Izzy
QUOTE (candice @ Jun 29 2006, 03:44 PM) *
QUOTE (devils_daughter @ Jun 29 2006, 12:37 PM) *

For the last time Cand, I am not taking it seriously. Please just get that through your head! I said please. Which doesn't happen alot. gahhhhhh..

I'm just a tad paranoid due to your age. I don't particularly want to hurt the feelings of children. I'd rather just stick them in The Chokey. tongue.gif

sad.gif but it smells like rotten eggs..Naw, just pretend I'm older, but dude, now there's a new kid for you to throw in the chokey! What fun! tongue.gif

L8rz.
hyperlittlefaleria
hey...
u guys arent dead yet...
waahhh!!!
-val
Cath Sparrow
QUOTE (candice @ Jun 29 2006, 01:33 AM) *
QUOTE (elphaba2 @ Jun 28 2006, 02:59 PM) *

QUOTE (candice @ Jun 28 2006, 10:23 AM) *

Elphaba, you fight like a dairy farmer.

If by that you mean I'm nimble, loud and brutal, then I agree. Fool.

The correct answer is "How appropriate, you fight like a cow."

Pft. Amateurs.


Cand! You’re as repulsive as a monkey in a negligee!

Pah! These people who dont know there computer game history!
That_Guy
QUOTE (hyperlittlefaleria @ Jun 29 2006, 03:27 PM) *
why cant you all just die
all of you guys are dickheads
go f**k your pets
or your mom
val

*Please try to avoid spelling out cursewords here, even if it is an insult match thread. =)
- syuu



Wow, pretty colorful language for an eight year old!
Astarael
Val, your intelligence is precisely equal to the square root of the inverse of your age.
Devil's daughter, your foul stench can slay a noseless beggar at ten paces.
Dani- have fun leaving the thread... you gibbering, warthog-faced buffoon.
I need to sleep now... I'll pelt verbal dung at the rest of you tomorrow.
PsychWardMike
Astareal, shut up you sh*t faced c*ck master. Hell, I didn't recognize you without some semen from your last "customer" still dribbling down the corners of your mouth.

Nor did I notice hyperlittlefaleria since I'm not masturbating furiously to her erotic self produced child porn. (I like the cowgirl/donkey set the best, by the way.)

For your next shoot, however, fal, I'd reccomend doing a student uniform kind of thing - you know, in a real classroom. Not only will that get your forty-five year old pedophile fanbase off in a jiffy, but you might also learn how to type!

Pwned!
Astarael
You only know about that set because you own the donkey and play with it yourself- they only borrowed it.
PsychWardMike
Yeah, I do, and it's a better lay than you could ever hope to be!
El Nino
Where the hell did you you lot learn english? One of those schools, where they teach animals how to speak?
Clatterpop
QUOTE (Because I can @ Jul 5 2006, 02:46 PM) *
Where the hell did you you lot learn english? One of those schools, where they teach animals how to speak?

Who rattled your cage, you droning beef-witted foot licker? You really are an odiferous little dingleberry!
PsychWardMike
Clatterpop, once I sat around and pounded rusty nails through my dick. It didn't hurt as much as when you speak. I hope you have fun sitting around and masturbating to the Microsoft Word Thesaurus, because it's obvious that someone with an IQ as low as yours (can you even remember to peel a bannana?) could never come up with such big words.
El Nino
QUOTE (candice @ Jun 28 2006, 04:23 PM) *
QUOTE (CheeseMoose @ Jun 28 2006, 07:26 AM) *

Dani, we nearly mistook you for a human

Speak for yourself, Moosey. I never made such an obvious error!

Elphaba, you fight like a dairy farmer.

Devil's daughter...where to begin? If you were anyone else, I would simply call you "devil's daughter" because that is the worst possible insult. Since you are not, I struggle to come up with something that suitably captures your foulness. I'd call you a pustulous curr but that'd be an insult to all the other pustulous currs. They are innocent and have not entered this thread, so I shall leave them alone. To say that you are a malodorous, uncreative twit would not fully encompass your wretchedness. Because there are literally no words in the English language that adequately describe how horrible you are, I will leave you to your petty, unimaginative insults. I'll be sure to let you know if any of them actually make me stop yawning.

Candice, you are scarily intelligent for an american. No wonder you 're moving over to this side of the pond.
SinFull666
candice

why do you pick on kids who aren`t even half you age ( wow u must really have no life) i suggest that you find a hobbie or some one else 2 anoy biggrin.gif
Cath Sparrow
What a strange and ingnorant comment for someone who's only made 2 posts.
Phyllis
QUOTE (SinFull666 @ Jul 8 2006, 10:03 AM) *
candice

why do you pick on kids who aren`t even half you age ( wow u must really have no life) i suggest that you find a hobbie or some one else 2 anoy biggrin.gif

Because it's an insult match thread. I don't "pick on" anyone outside of it. I may disagree with them, and will say so, but that doesn't mean I'm picking on them. Izzy seems to understand that the stuff in this thread is not serious. Why do you post in threads without reading the whole thing and without understanding what they're about? Anyone who is not mature enough to understand that this thread is all in fun is probably not mature enough to be on these forums in the first place (judging by your post, I'd say you fall under that category).

I suggest that you locate your shift key, a spellchecker, and the pole that is apparently up your backside (it may take a few people to pull it out...do you have any friends? No? I thought not). Not necessarily in that order, mind you. You wretched little tapeworm.

BIC, flattery will get you nowhere. I've seen more appealing things than you in the trash can of a ladies restroom.

Cath, dearest, I usually see people like you passed out on tavern floors. biggrin.gif
Cath Sparrow
Stop with the flattery. tongue.gif
El Nino
QUOTE (candice @ Jul 9 2006, 04:05 PM) *
BIC, flattery will get you nowhere. I've seen more appealing things than you in the trash can of a ladies restroom.

Okay, little miss flat chested, goggle wearing nerd. Did you ever do anything for fun as a kid? Or was it all related to school work?
Phyllis
QUOTE (Because I can @ Jul 10 2006, 03:59 PM) *
Okay, little miss flat chested, goggle wearing nerd.

laugh.gif

That is the first time I've been called flat chested since I was about 7. Aww, you made my day. tongue.gif

QUOTE (Because I can @ Jul 10 2006, 03:59 PM) *
Did you ever do anything for fun as a kid? Or was it all related to school work?

Of course I did something fun. Your mom. wink.gif
El Nino
QUOTE (candice @ Jul 11 2006, 12:24 AM) *
Of course I did something fun. Your mom. wink.gif

So you did a meer cat (Re: below) That must've been a science project.
QUOTE (Because I can @ Jun 5 2006, 03:20 PM) *
QUOTE (Ashbless @ Jun 5 2006, 02:03 AM) *

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

Ashbless this is somewhat of a turn up. You want some too huh?
Defense: My mother was actually a meer cat
That_Guy
Your sheer stupidity has caused your brain to implode upon itself, thereby boosting your IQ about 5 points.
Smiler
Such an eminent statement of mediocrity, is one actually aware that they've just contributed to the oozone hole by exiting? wink.gif
Astarael
QUOTE (PsychWardMike @ Jul 4 2006, 08:41 PM) *
Yeah, I do, and it's a better lay than you could ever hope to be!


Pssh, and you'll never know, because you can't get anything more intelligent or attractive than the donkey.
Smiler
A donkey with one testicle as you seem to be using the other as an excuse for a brain...
PsychWardMike
If you weren't fully mentally retarded, that might have meant something.
That_Guy
I think it's safe to say that most people would rather saw their own legs off and beat themselves to death with their own detatched limb than be in your presence for another second.
PsychWardMike
Huh. I once masturbated on a pile of dog shit and the sentient life (horrible a sin of nature it was) which spawned forth was able to carry on better conversations with you. Even if the one thing he ever uttered was "Derrr! I should not b- *explodes in a mass of vomit, semen, feces, and Strawberry Quik™*"

Come to think of it, I liked him better than you, too.
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