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ChanServ
Yes. Hi. Some of you may already know me from IRC.

*twitch*
Googlebot
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Mr Fuzzy
Ooh, you pair of cheeky monkeys!
gerbilfromhell
oh god.


IT'S HERE! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! ph34r.gif



oh, and hi
sammi
Hey! Welcome! biggrin.gif I'm Sammi, and that there... would be Paul. *glare* Scaring everyone to death... Tsk tsk... *tuts, pout* Anywho, welcome to The Other Side! I hope you'll have a great time and feel free to PM me whenever you like if you need help etc.! See you 'round soon! ^_____^ <3
gerbilfromhell
sammi, chanserv isn't real rolleyes.gif

in fact, i think he's debs at the moment
Debaser
erm...chanserv is actually...well...

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...didn't know he got out of his cage long enough to register...
gerbilfromhell
damn you and your unexplainable binary tongue.gif

who wants to adopt chan?

NOT ME!
Industrial Kybosh
I adopted Chan a looooong time ago, gerb. Fool that I was...

Can we break its legs now, debs? Save time later?
Debaser
QUOTE (Industrial Kybosh @ Oct 18 2003, 04:18 PM)
Can we break its legs now, debs? Save time later?

/me passes the wrench, he's your n00b.
Industrial Kybosh
Bah... You're its parent.

Honestly, parents today... Can't control their libidinous mutant offspring...

/me sets about the evil one's ankles
Debaser
sssssssssssssssssssssssshut up...

anyway, i was taken advantage of, it's not MY fault
Phyllis
Ooh! It's Chan!

WHERE IS YOUR CHILD SUPPORT YOU LAZY BASTAGE?!

Hmph.
ChanServ
Child support? Oh yeah...that...heh. It's, uh, it's in the mail.

*didn't spend all the money on JD. Oh no.*
Sun Tsu
Oi, ShinChan!!!

Someone hand me a wrench. laugh.gif
Industrial Kybosh
Wrenches for everybody!

/me throws wrenches willy-nilly
Sun Tsu
/me beats chanserv silly
gerbilfromhell
*catches two wrenches*

hehe, this's gonna be FUN!

*me smacks chan upside the head with a wrench and begins beating the sh*t out of him* tongue.gif laugh.gif
Phyllis
That's it! Beat him up, boys! Get his wallet!

That lazy good for nothing owes me $23948239843 in back child support.

Just look at our poor little twins, Cain and Medusa. They don't even have any decent shoes to wear to school. *sob*

It's not easy finding shoes that fit their little cloven hooves, you know! They're expensive!
Sun Tsu
Oh, love em and leave em, eh? Bad Channy, bad!!!
Pikasyuu
AGH CHANSERV. GET THE HELL BACK IN YOUR CAGE, YOU AWFUL AWFUL BOY. >_<;

You too, Googlebot. Who's your mommy? I know your daddy is Debaser, who ELSE pops out bot kids?
Jaq
Oh dear. Chan and googlebot. It's like evil incarnate with an extra side of annoying.

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Starfish
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elf
... ChanServ? o_o;
Jaq
QUOTE (Starfish @ Oct 18 2003, 06:39 PM)
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Phyllis
You kids and your binary. tongue.gif

But now to the real issue.

Chan... When are you going to make an honest woman out of me?!

/me points at the two illegitamate kids, then at her lack of a wedding band

I know you care. Don't act like all those times didn't mean anything to you!

That time in the baptismal font at the church around the corner from IRC...you....YOU SAID YOU LOVED ME!

/me runs off weeping
Starfish
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totalled
hello every1 biggrin.gif
Starfish
howdy!
totalled
QUOTE (ChanServ @ Oct 18 2003, 12:07 PM)
Yes. Hi. Some of you may already know me from IRC.

*twitch*

i don't know u
Starfish
QUOTE (totalled @ Oct 19 2003, 07:01 AM)
QUOTE (ChanServ @ Oct 18 2003, 12:07 PM)
Yes. Hi. Some of you may already know me from IRC.

*twitch*

i don't know u

Psst! Totalled, ChanServ isn't a real person. It's an evil bot-like thing. ohmy.gif

If you're not careful it will eat your brain. . .or something. wink.gif blink.gif
Phyllis
Chan won't eat your brain.

He's gone into rehab for that.

He will, however, knock you up if you go take a nap and leave you dozing body in IRC. Tricky little thing. Then when you're awake, the two of you will have a few romps in random places, and he'll say he loves you. But does he ever call? No, of course not. So you sit at home, waiting by the phone, while he's probably off impregnating some hussy!!!

Slutty bot, that Chan. dry.gif
Jaq
Woo Hooo!! Krullers!!


Yes. ChanServ is v. evil. He knocked me up and I had to have a combination abortion/exorcism.
ChanServ
Hey, that was your own fault! You fell asleep in the channel...*cough*...

And Cand, darling, come back, you know I meant it...
Prince Aries
CURSE YOU CHANSERV! I BORE YOUNG DEVIL CHILDREN FOR YOU!

Well....I'm not sure if its still alive due to Candice's and Irish's persistent attempts to kill it.

This is my anti welcome post. OUT YOU FOOL! laugh.gif
Phyllis
QUOTE (ChanServ @ Oct 20 2003, 11:27 AM)
And Cand, darling, come back, you know I meant it...

Oooh! Did you really?! wub.gif


And Aries, I never tried to kill your demon child. I tried to save it!

It's currently being raised by Chan in his cage.
WeeJ
I was once 'with child' with Chanserv's spawn.

I've never been the same since.

**eye twitches**
ChanServ
QUOTE (candice @ Oct 20 2003, 06:32 PM)
Oooh! Did you really?! wub.gif

And Aries, I never tried to kill you demon child. I tried to save it!

It's currently being raised by Chan in his cage.

Of course I did! I care for you, don't you remember that night we spend on the hills of IRC? With the champagne?

And yes, Aries, I have the child. Have him back if you want. But he's slightly violent.
Phyllis
QUOTE (ChanServ @ Oct 20 2003, 11:40 AM)
Of course I did! I care for you, don't you remember that night we spend on the hills of IRC? With the champagne?

I thought you'd forgotten!! I still have the bite marks you left on my leg! wub.gif

Ahem...that still doesn't clear up the fact that you still owe me quite a bit of child support. And did you know that the other kids have been teasing little Cain and Medusa and calling them....*sob*......bastards?!!
ChanServ
Awww... wub.gif

Oh, and the child support...*throws a large sack of money at Cand* Just don't ask where I got it...

And as for the children...that can be solved...

*gets down on one knee and brandishes ring...*

Cand, will you marry me? Don't ask where I got the ring either...
Phyllis
Of course I'll marry you!

Yaaaay!

/me rolls around happily with Chan in the mysterious money
Pab
cand ...

DONT DO IT!

You KNOW what he's like .... he even gave ME a go when I strayed for 10 minutes in that room ... I didnt think I could get pregnant, but I've been putting on weight something chronic these 2 weeks, and I've suddenly taken to eating Haagen Daasz and anchovies ... I'll be damned if I'm letting them stick that 'thing' up me at the gynos' tho ....

HE JUST WANTS YOU TO FARM HUGE AMOUNTS OF LITTLE CHANS that will then all go off and work for Microsoft, making them the incarnation of evil .... (some people say this has already happened)

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Cand ... just take the money and abandon him as he abandoned you ....
phoenix
nooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*cowards in corner*
Polocrunch
Marlene! Get ma gun! And the castration device!

GIT OFF MA PROPERTAY!!!

*Locks and loads* - whatever that means.

If yew ever even think about comin' back, I swear I'll blow your digitalised head off!



Oh, and hello, Chan. wink.gif
How are the testes?
Phyllis
Hmph! I shall not listen to you, Pablito! *plugs ears and sings lalalalalalala*

And Polo....hmm. Wait. I was going to tell you to leave his testes alone, but a vasectomy may be a good idea. Can't have any more little "accidents."
ChanServ
Hey! Cain and Medusa aren't THAT bad!

...okay, they are. But you're not castrating me, damn you!

And Polo...watch yourself when you sleep...
Logicman
ChanServ, you deserve a post, my second one during my "exile." I hate you. A lot. You are evil. I challenge you to hand-to-hand combat to the death. mad.gif
ChanServ
Some exile you're on, you're still here daily. tongue.gif

And you know that I would crush your puny body with my ultimate power.
Logicman
Yeah, I'm on every day. But I don't post. I just check PMs. So, yes, it's an exile. But as I'm ending it today ANYway, I don't really care what you say. And you HAVE no power, you're just a mod in disguise. tongue.gif
ChanServ
Oh, stop fecking crying about it...

And it's not an exile if YOU'RE STILL HERE, is it? Berk. tongue.gif
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