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LoLo
Wedding roll call! Priestest here! Mr. Vibey here! Strap on here!
Phyllis
Bride here! With suitably crusty hair and bad makeup!
Pikasyuu
Groom's mum here, with push up bra, vodka, and sleeping pills.

>_>;;
ChanServ
Groom here! Wearing dungarees and with a very big tool box...
elf
*runs in late* ah i'm here i'm here!

wait. i wasn't even invited. *cries* u_u;
Phyllis
QUOTE (elf @ Oct 30 2003, 05:15 PM)
*runs in late* ah i'm here i'm here!

wait. i wasn't even invited. *cries* u_u;

Of course you were invited, silly girl!

However, I don't think you can legally participate in the...ahem...ceremony.

We could get arrested for that. Here, hold a camera! biggrin.gif Instead of a flower girl, we'll have a camera girl. happy.gif
LoLo
Priestest will be right back due to daughterly duties and a drippy nose.
Phyllis
QUOTE (LoLo @ Oct 30 2003, 05:18 PM)
Priestest will be right back due to daughterly duties and a drippy nose.

Oho, got a head start on the festivities, did ya?

Hehe.."head" start. *wink wink..nudge nudge*
MistressAlti
/me inconspicuously joins the wedding train while passing around a collection basket to the onlookers

Support your local Whores Union! Tougher condoms, smoother lubes, and more street corners for every worker!
elf
QUOTE (candice @ Oct 30 2003, 05:17 PM)
QUOTE (elf @ Oct 30 2003, 05:15 PM)
*runs in late* ah i'm here i'm here!

wait. i wasn't even invited. *cries* u_u;

Of course you were invited, silly girl!

However, I don't think you can legally participate in the...ahem...ceremony.

We could get arrested for that. Here, hold a camera! biggrin.gif Instead of a flower girl, we'll have a camera girl. happy.gif

ah! why would we get arrested?

*brandishes fake ID*

but i'm ALWAYS flower girl! *pouts* even at my first matazone wedding...!
Pikasyuu
...

*Pops sleeping pills* uu; I should've gotten fixed before he had his wicked way with me. Ohhh.
Phyllis
QUOTE (elf @ Oct 30 2003, 05:19 PM)
ah! why would we get arrested?

*brandishes fake ID*

but i'm ALWAYS flower girl! *pouts* even at my first matazone wedding...!

We'd get arrested cause it's a porn e-wedding!

And here....*gives you some lube to sprinkle*

Just shoot that over everyone at random intervals. It's sort of like flowers.....it's scented, after all....Yum, butterscotch!
LoLo
Ok priestest is back. Do we have a best man and maid of honor?
Oni Usagi
QUOTE (elf @ Oct 30 2003, 08:19 PM)
QUOTE (candice @ Oct 30 2003, 05:17 PM)
QUOTE (elf @ Oct 30 2003, 05:15 PM)
*runs in late* ah i'm here i'm here!

wait. i wasn't even invited. *cries* u_u;

Of course you were invited, silly girl!

However, I don't think you can legally participate in the...ahem...ceremony.

We could get arrested for that. Here, hold a camera! biggrin.gif Instead of a flower girl, we'll have a camera girl. happy.gif

ah! why would we get arrested?

*brandishes fake ID*

but i'm ALWAYS flower girl! *pouts* even at my first matazone wedding...!

Don't worry, the flower girls always the hottest one.
err, well, this time anyways I guess.
that was bad, I apologize
elf
QUOTE (candice @ Oct 30 2003, 05:23 PM)
QUOTE (elf @ Oct 30 2003, 05:19 PM)
ah! why would we get arrested?

*brandishes fake ID*

but i'm ALWAYS flower girl! *pouts* even at my first matazone wedding...!

We'd get arrested cause it's a porn e-wedding!

And here....*gives you some lube to sprinkle*

Just shoot that over everyone at random intervals. It's sort of like flowers.....it's scented, after all....Yum, butterscotch!

lube? as in... i know what you mean. bah. x_X; but porn shmorn! who cares!

*sprinkles "lube"* hehe.
Oni Usagi
*shuffles into brides wedding party*
now, who's the best man?
Oni Usagi
*hikes up miniskirt*
LoLo
Oh my top seems to have fallen off. Whoops. Whenever you're ready to start let me know. **licks finger and rubs it around nipples**
elf
*blink*

ah, now i see why...

*blushes*

*sprinkles more* *blushblush*
Phyllis
Okay, let's go!
Pikasyuu
O_O;; ..

*Watches Lo'*

Awr. Now that'd be worth staying up for. Aye!

/me removes the skirt/suit thing for her .. dun dun dun .. bondage outfit!

Much better. ^.^
LoLo
We are gathered here today to witness this perverted and wonderful joining of ChanServ and Candice. Take note that Candice isn't showing yet so she still will be the star of the wedding!

Oops my pants have seemed to fall off. Oh well let's continue.
elf
*blink*
MistressAlti
/me makes moaning noises from the pew

I'm sooooo hot....
Oni Usagi
silly me I almost forgot the ring.
*pulls dildo out of lady part*
*pries ring off w/ mouth*
Oni Usagi
Silly me, the other ring.
*Slides ring gently off of long bushy tail*
that's right furry porn
LoLo
Candice repeat after me:

I Candice take ChanServ to be my lawfully e-wedded hump buddy, to have and to umf in sickness and in health as long as we both shall have labidos.

Oops where are my panties!
Polocrunch
It's just so beautiful!

*Gushes*
MistressAlti
/me turns into an anime chick, rips her shirt dramatically, and bounces up... and down... and up... and down... excitedly...
Phyllis
I Candice take ChanServ to be my lawfully e-wedded hump buddy, to have and to umf in sickness and in health as long as we both shall have labidos.


And Polo! Was the camera on you for that? Can't miss the money shot, you know....
LoLo
ChanServ repeat after me:

I ChanServ take Candice again and again and again, to hump and to hold through sickness and in health, as long as I have my life time supply of viagra.

/me turns on Mr. Vibey.
Polocrunch
One minute! Just need to accidentally strip down to my G-string.
ChanServ
I, ChanServ, take Candice again and again and again, to hump and to hold through sickness and in health, as long as I have my life time supply of viagra.

I'm not jacking off. Honest to God, I'm not.

*wonders where the white, sticky stain on Cand's dress...erm...came from*
MistressAlti
/me cannot control her wild feminine passion any longer and begins to sensually lick Oni
Oni Usagi
Oh my the ground is slippery.
*slips and tumbles*
*ends up end up in front of priestes*
Clumsy me
*smacks own ass*
LoLo
Oni the cock rings please.
Phyllis
Dress?

What dress?

huh.gif

No one wears a dress when they greet a handyman who has come to fix their sink, do they?
Pikasyuu
/me follows up and rubs her boobies on Missy, all the while cracking her whip

XD

Oh yes!
Oni Usagi
*gently hands rings to bride and groom*
now put 'em in and on and make some sparks fly
MistressAlti
QUOTE (syuu @ Oct 30 2003, 06:40 PM)
/me follows up and rubs her boobies on Missy, all the while cracking her whip
Oh yes!

Oh god yes... yes... YES... YES! YES YES YES YES!
ChanServ
QUOTE (candice @ Oct 31 2003, 12:40 AM)
Dress?

What dress?

huh.gif

No one wears a dress when they greet a handyman who has come to fix their sink, do they?

...well, I say dress, it's more of a leather thingy with the breasts cut out.

...anyway, there's a stain on it, and it wasn't me.
LoLo
Candice place this cock ring on Chan's well you know and repeate after me:

Take me Take me now oh god yes take me now!
Polocrunch
*Pulls obscure rope-pull on the wall*

*Gallons of baby-oil splash onto the wedding party*

*Starts oiling syuu up*

You know we haven't consumate our marriage yet? Well, not enough at any rate...
Oni Usagi
*sensually massages priestess w/ tail*
Phyllis
/me places the ring on Chan's "well you-know" and shouts..

Take me Take me now oh god yes take me now!
ChanServ
QUOTE (candice @ Oct 31 2003, 12:44 AM)
/me places the ring on Chan's "well you-know" and shouts..

Take me Take me now oh god yes take me now!

Can't...contain...myself...any...longer...

*takes Cand in a violent fashion from behind*
LoLo
And Chan take this cockring and ummm well hrmmmm put it on yourself for Cand and repeat after me:

With this ring I do the umf. Oh yeah oh baby tell daddy how you want it!
Polocrunch
Oni, is that a strap-on in your pocket, or are you just hugely aroused by all this nudity and oil?
ChanServ
*somehow manages to put the cock ring onto himself whilst still...involved with Cand*

With this ring I do the umf. Oh yeah oh baby tell daddy how you want it!
Pikasyuu
Ohhh yesssss. ^.^ Let's have our honeymoon atop Missy!
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