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LoLo
By the power vested in me by the Matazone forums, the league of Ish, and meerly just being a pervert.

I know pronounce you Husband and Wife.

You may repeadly take the bride and wedding party!

Me flashes/masturbates/nails some people with a strap on and takes off.

Congrats!
Polocrunch
*Spanks Lolo as she exits*

Have fun in bed now!
Phyllis
Hurraaaay!

Now it's off to the group shower for the reception!
Polocrunch
*Mounts Missy, pulling syuu towards him as he does so*

I would have preferred the Carribean, but this'll have to do I suppose.

*Sigh*

*Masturbates furiously*
Phyllis
"This'll have to do?"

Missy is the best spot for a honeymoon ever!

In fact, Channy? Can we have our honeymoon on Missy?
Pikasyuu
Yes, well, beggars can't be choosers >_>

/me follows suit wiv much shlicking (Read sexy losers, kids)
ChanServ
Can we have our honeymoon IN Missy?
Phyllis
QUOTE (ChanServ @ Oct 30 2003, 05:51 PM)
Can we have our honeymoon IN Missy?

This is why I married you!

Such an idea man.
MistressAlti
There's a very nice spot right between the Twin Mountains that you're more than welcome to stay at... for as long as you all like... honeymooner's special and all...
Polocrunch
Pshh, on Missy, in Missy, it's all good! Good to the point of multiple orgasms.

Syuu, sorry to offer such a paltry honeymoon location, but let's make the best.
*Nuzzles various breasts*
I honestly don't know whose breasts are whose any more.
Phyllis
QUOTE (Polocrunch @ Oct 30 2003, 05:53 PM)
I honestly don't know whose breasts are whose any more.

Nor do I.

Don't you love it?
Polocrunch
I love it enough to f**k it.
ChanServ
Pah! I have something where I feel it's never supposed to be...
Phyllis
QUOTE (ChanServ @ Oct 30 2003, 05:56 PM)
Pah! I have something where I feel it's never supposed to be...

Eh? What? Where?

Has the Werebugger happened upon the wedding?
ChanServ
You don't want to know. Just pray it's not your one...
WereBugger
QUOTE (candice @ Oct 31 2003, 12:57 AM)
QUOTE (ChanServ @ Oct 30 2003, 05:56 PM)
Pah! I have something where I feel it's never supposed to be...

Eh? What? Where?

Has the Werebugger happened upon the wedding?

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! wink.gif
Phyllis
QUOTE (WereBugger @ Oct 30 2003, 05:59 PM)
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! wink.gif

Wow. We really are going for as many genres of porn as possible, huh?

Well, have at it, WB. Might as well get this over with.

/me bends over
ChanServ
QUOTE (candice @ Oct 31 2003, 01:01 AM)
QUOTE (WereBugger @ Oct 30 2003, 05:59 PM)
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! wink.gif

Wow. We really are going for as many genres of porn as possible, huh?

Well, have at it, WB. Might as well get this over with.

/me bends over

Hey! I'm still...here! I don't want it attacking me as well!
Phyllis
QUOTE (ChanServ @ Oct 30 2003, 06:04 PM)
Hey! I'm still...here! I don't want it attacking me as well!

Then stand in front of me, dear.

I have a strap-on that is less....gifted...than the Werebugger, if you'd rather. wink.gif
ChanServ
QUOTE (candice @ Oct 31 2003, 01:06 AM)
Then stand in front of me, dear.

I have a strap-on that is less....gifted...than the Werebugger, if you'd rather. wink.gif

Hehehe...

I think I'll just busy myself down the front while he...gets on with it.

And on my wedding day as well. You bastard.

*pulls out and moves head down...*
Polocrunch
Is anyone else totally confused? With all of this oil and semen and naked bodies, I just don't know what goes where!
WereBugger
QUOTE (candice @ Oct 31 2003, 01:01 AM)
QUOTE (WereBugger @ Oct 30 2003, 05:59 PM)
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! wink.gif

Wow. We really are going for as many genres of porn as possible, huh?

Well, have at it, WB. Might as well get this over with.

/me bends over

CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGE!
Phyllis
QUOTE (WereBugger @ Oct 30 2003, 06:11 PM)
CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGE!

Whoa there, cowboy.

Remember, I adopted you as my noob! That means you have to be more gentle. Especially since it's my wedding day and all!

/me pats Chan

Don't you worry, the WB will be done soon. He always is. wink.gif
WereBugger
QUOTE (candice @ Oct 31 2003, 01:18 AM)
Don't you worry, the WB will be done soon. He always is. wink.gif

EXCUSE ME?!?!?

For that...

/me goes at twice the velocity and four times the force
Phyllis
QUOTE (WereBugger @ Oct 30 2003, 06:19 PM)
EXCUSE ME?!?!?

For that...

/me goes at twice the velocity and four times the force

Huh? I think I felt a draft.

WB, have you started yet? I don't feel a thing.
ChanServ
Pshaw. Stand aside, amateur, and let someone who KNOWS how to satisfy take over...
Phyllis
QUOTE (ChanServ @ Oct 30 2003, 06:22 PM)
Pshaw. Stand aside, amateur, and let someone who KNOWS how to satisfy take over...

Yaaaaay! happy.gif
WereBugger
QUOTE (ChanServ @ Oct 31 2003, 01:22 AM)
Pshaw. Stand aside, amateur, and let someone who KNOWS how to satisfy take over...

Fine, I'll just have to make do with you instead...

Zooooooooooooooooooooom!
ChanServ
QUOTE (WereBugger @ Oct 31 2003, 01:26 AM)
QUOTE (ChanServ @ Oct 31 2003, 01:22 AM)
Pshaw. Stand aside, amateur, and let someone who KNOWS how to satisfy take over...

Fine, I'll just have to make do with you instead...

Zooooooooooooooooooooom!

*tries not to react*

Geez, Cand, how wide ARE you? tongue.gif
Phyllis
QUOTE (WereBugger @ Oct 30 2003, 06:26 PM)
Fine, I'll just have to make do with you instead...

Zooooooooooooooooooooom!

Nosir!

Here, have some random wedding guests!

/me throws all of the people looking in this thread at the WB

I shall protect my e-hubby's virtue from the WereBugger! tongue.gif

(although, wait a sec? How wide am I? tongue.gif Hmph. See if I save you from being WB's love slave next time!)
ChanServ
QUOTE (candice @ Oct 31 2003, 01:30 AM)
QUOTE (WereBugger @ Oct 30 2003, 06:26 PM)
Fine, I'll just have to make do with you instead...

Zooooooooooooooooooooom!

Nosir!

Here, have some random wedding guests!

/me throws all of the people looking in this thread at the WB

I shall protect my e-hubby's virtue! tongue.gif

(although, wait a sec? How wide am I? tongue.gif Hmph. See if I save you from being WB's love slave next time!)

It's a little bit late for that, Cand.

And you know I love it really.
Phyllis
QUOTE (ChanServ @ Oct 30 2003, 06:32 PM)
It's a little bit late for that, Cand.

Oh dear. sad.gif

Well then, I shall get my e-hubby an ice-pack and a plastic donut to sit on!
phoenix
aww i missed it.....sniffle
*dances anyways
Phyllis
QUOTE (phoenix @ Oct 30 2003, 07:32 PM)
aww i missed it.....sniffle
*dances anyways

But you made it to the group shower! happy.gif

Yaay! Dance Phoenix, dance!
phoenix
*dances for cand!
vicrawr
/me climbs a bell tower with a high powered rifle and sits across the street, waiting for mama and chan to leave the church
Phyllis
QUOTE (IrishGuy @ Oct 30 2003, 08:09 PM)
/me climbs a bell tower with a high powered rifle and sits across the street, waiting for mama and chan to leave the church

We've already left, and we're on our honeymoon between Missy's twin peaks... tongue.gif

Top notch security here too. You'll never make it past the bra of steel!
Sir Psycho Sexy
/me puts on fake BIG 'tashe and steps into a leopard print thong

heheheheheheheheheheheh thong laugh.gif



huh.gif blink.gif
ravein
well.. damn.. hate I missed that one.... with all the .... cock rings? you freaks!
I love you!
CommieBastard
I missed this, but I'm making up for it by furiously masturbating over the thread.

Move along, people. Nothing to see here.
Fallen Element
eep, i missed the nude festivities...sigh! have a big tube o' lube and be happy in your e-married humpage! mwah!

oooh, his and hers bondage scarves! yay! happy wedding day! /me give cand and chan bondage scarves then goes to join in the festivities...mmmm, nakedness

Fal xXx
CrissiLove
Congratulations on your e-wedding! I hope that you two have a very happy e-marriage--one that could rival any porn video out there! tongue.gif
prezgfish
hmm wedding

well happy matrimony

(steals bottle of champagne)
Phyllis
Well, in honor of me and Channy's 1 year anniversary, I figured I'd bump this so newer people could enjoy the perviness for Halloween. evil.gif

I *would* do it on the actual date, but I probably will be away then, so this will have to do. Happy anniversary, my evil little fictitious love manatee. tongue.gif
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