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ravein
Okay... I have been advised that Missy does a killer Xena yell.. I want to the tapes to prove it... so get your arse to recording missy!!!! PLEASE!!!!!!
*jumps up and down*
Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! Please!
Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! Please!
Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! Please!
Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! ...
please? wink.gif
MistressAlti
Well, we're off to a pitiful start... it's Xena, not Zena tongue.gif

But watch me be an attention whore. You'll have to plead more than that.
Debaser
pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease missy?

i'll give you pringles...or something...
acidteardrop
ill be your slave...pleeeeeeeeeease!
hinsley
OH! I FORGOT I HAD PRINGLES!!!!


oh and go on missy, i wanna hear it. biggrin.gif


/me begs like the dog i am
Prince Aries
Missy, if you do this, I will create a Missy shrine and walk around downtown preaching the gospel of MissyXena.
prezgfish
em ok xena

whoah flash backs to haloween

oh crap what did i do


excuse me must go and see a girl about a leather bodice
ravein
QUOTE (MistressAlti @ Nov 11 2003, 02:58 PM)
Well, we're off to a pitiful start... it's Xena, not Zena tongue.gif

But watch me be an attention whore. You'll have to plead more than that.

*smacks hand*
Oh hell I am going to get my lesbian membership card revoked...
ravein
PLLLLLLLLLEAAAASEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
I'll do nasty things that require a hot tub and latex smile.gif:
prezgfish
QUOTE (ravein @ Nov 11 2003, 07:20 PM)
PLLLLLLLLLEAAAASEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
I'll do nasty things that require a hot tub and latex smile.gif:

now thats a video
Jonman
QUOTE (ravein @ Nov 11 2003, 12:19 PM)
QUOTE (MistressAlti @ Nov 11 2003, 02:58 PM)
Well, we're off to a pitiful start...  it's Xena, not Zena tongue.gif

But watch me be an attention whore. You'll have to plead more than that.

*smacks hand*
Oh hell I am going to get my lesbian membership card revoked...

Are you not allowed to fancy Xena for official lesbian status then? And why? That just seems silly.

I mean, a lass fancying another lass seems like qualification rather than disqualification to me. Is there some kind of dykolotics that I'm missing out on here?
ravein
no.. it is because I spelled her name wrong smile.gif
for some reason lesbians are drawn and very protective over Xena.... I think it is the leather, steel, and the hot arse sidekick... anyway.. I was saying that since I spelled her name wrong they ("they"= lesbian protectors of xena and membership cards association) where going to come and take mine for offence against the lesbian nation..
that is all smile.gif
prezgfish
dont worry we wont tell them

probably
MistressAlti
Lesbians are very protective over Xena. It's practically a holy relic. Even before the (in)famous fanservice kiss scene that everyone went wild about in the last season, it was possibly the most pro-homosexual show on non-cable TV at the time. Ah, the years before Will & Grace...
ravein
soooo yeah... back to the hot tub and latex... so are ya gonna record this thing or what??
smile.gif
pretty please???
Phyllis
Chunky Lungs feat. Toxic Snot would want you to, Missy.

They are, after all, on the Xena soundtrack!!

Pleeeaaaase? smile.gif
Fallen Element
yell like you mean it missy! xeeeeeeeeeeena! i need to stop doing that.... i blame the baby eating llamas so i do! go on missy, you know you want to tongue.gif

Fal xXx

i will give you many scarves in many colours if you do!
Polocrunch
Missy! Please! We'll do anything!


Won't we!?

*Looks around expectantly*
magikeyes14
yes we will! please missy! pweety pweety pwese? *begs like a cute puppy*
acidteardrop
*puts a leash and very skimpy/revealing "clothing" on*

pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease
Debaser
/me sighs...

/me dons his full pvc get-up, complete with high-heeled boots this time...

/me gets out the camera...

please, missy? tongue.gif
magikeyes14
if you redord itmissy i'll.. ill.... record me singing in the shower or something. or me singing.. bleh >_< PLEASE MISSY!
acidteardrop
psh, kryssie singing is more than enough for you missy. conform. Consume. OBEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
magikeyes14
bleh >_< why must u torment me and remind me that i sung to you? *giggles* just playing smile.gif
DarkProtector
I'm bi and I worship Xena.
CommieBastard
I think there's a relationship there. My step-aunt loved Xena with a passion. She turned out to be a lesbian. Joined the Territorial Army.

Hmm....
Hyperion
Dude. I always thought Gabrielle was WAY hotter than Xena. but I watched the show obsessively and I turned out bi, too. Probably with more lebian tendencies, as guys really suck at this point. And not suck in the good way... *sigh* But the leather and steel and general ass-kicking goodness was really awesome and sexy and... I think I'm going to go lie down in a darkened room for a bit...

Oh god, I'm at school. *bangs head on desk* BAD THOUGHTS! BAD!!!

Anyway...

Yell, Missy, yell! And Dayan, I want that video. PVC = HOT!!

... I'll give you fantastic wonderful... something... if you yell... something... like Xena... something... x.x
Jaq
Ahh do Missy.

please?

(I'm not good at this begging thing...)
Jonman
You know, I wouldn't kick Xena and/or Gabrielle out of bed for farting. I guess I'm a lesbian as well then.

Excellant.
ravein
QUOTE (Jonman @ Nov 12 2003, 02:48 PM)
You know, I wouldn't kick Xena and/or Gabrielle out of bed for farting. I guess I'm a lesbian as well then.

Excellant.

welcome to the club smile.gif
lol
we have a similar saying.. I wouldnt kick them out of bed for eating crackers.. unless I wanted to f- them on the floor...
hehehe...

COME ON MISSY!!!! yell for me!!
(god that just sounded dirty...)
Sun Tsu
pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease say it?
Phyllis
/me chants

SAY IT SAY IT SAY IT!


Pleeaaase? sad.gif
MistressAlti
You All Owe Me.

List of Stuff People Owe Me:

Ravein - Nasty things that require a hot tub and latex. Um... prove that how you like.
Debs - I want my Pringles. PM me to get an address to send them to.
Acidteardrop - You are now my slave.
Aries - Picture of the Missy Shrine, and audio of the MissyXena Gospel.
Fallen Element - Scarves of many colours, eh? My winter wardrobe will be marvelous this year.
Polocrunch - Do anything? I'll stick you under the "personal slave" category with ATD.
Magikeyes - Record yourself singing in the shower. Post. Go. Now.

But just so you all know, I did it for cand. Cause I promised a long, long time ago, and couldn't carry through for her.

I mean it. You owe me. I will track you down if you don't carry through.
Jaq
/me is so glad she didn't promise anything...

side note: Yay Missy!
ravein
LMFAO!!!!!!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
so I am at work right..... I had all my speakers cranked up... I have people from three different departments in here laughing at me... it was so loud they could hear it at the front desk! ahahahahaha

*puts on latex and wheels out hot tub*
MistressAlti
QUOTE (ravein @ Nov 13 2003, 02:12 PM)
so I am at work right..... I had all my speakers cranked up... I have people from three different departments in here laughing at me... it was so loud they could hear it at the front desk!

And Xena makes her appearance in the corperate realm...
Sun Tsu
HAHAHAHA!! laugh.gif

/me wants to learn to do that....
Phyllis
OMG!

That is impressive!

/me is ridiculously excited that Missy did that......hehehe biggrin.gif

That made my day, Missy. happy.gif

/me contemplates making that the noise for her Windows start up....
Sir Psycho Sexy
QUOTE (MistressAlti @ Nov 13 2003, 08:08 PM)
Acidteardrop - You are now my slave.

...lucky sad.gif
Jaq
QUOTE (candice @ Nov 13 2003, 02:52 PM)
/me contemplates making that the noise for her Windows start up....

oh dear lord, yeah!
MistressAlti
QUOTE (candice @ Nov 13 2003, 02:52 PM)
/me contemplates making that the noise for her Windows start up....

Waaaaaaaaait a minute... is that fair play???

QUOTE (Sir_Psycho_Sexy @ Nov 13 2003, 02:54 PM)
QUOTE (MistressAlti @ Nov 13 2003, 08:08 PM)
Acidteardrop - You are now my slave.

...lucky sad.gif

You could have used yourself as a bribe too, you know...
Phyllis
Well, only I would hear it. I don't think my hubby would want it for when he logs in.

But then you never know. It is rather impressive. wink.gif
Sir Psycho Sexy
QUOTE (MistressAlti @ Nov 13 2003, 09:14 PM)
QUOTE (Sir_Psycho_Sexy @ Nov 13 2003, 02:54 PM)
QUOTE (MistressAlti @ Nov 13 2003, 08:08 PM)
Acidteardrop - You are now my slave.

...lucky sad.gif

You could have used yourself as a bribe too, you know...

ooh, now you tell me wink.gif

/me bribes you with...himself
MistressAlti
QUOTE (Sir_Psycho_Sexy @ Nov 13 2003, 03:35 PM)
QUOTE (MistressAlti @ Nov 13 2003, 09:14 PM)

You could have used yourself as a bribe too, you know...

ooh, now you tell me wink.gif

/me bribes you with...himself

Well, it's a bit late now, considering I've already done it... but for future reference.
Sir Psycho Sexy
you mean i have to wait now?!

/me sulks
ravein
SPS you can always offer yourself up for maybe some clevage shots???? maybe??? hehehehehehe
*pulls Missys hair and runs away*
Phyllis
QUOTE (ravein @ Nov 13 2003, 02:00 PM)
SPS you can always offer yourself up for maybe some clevage shots???? maybe???

You are SUCH an idea woman.
ravein
hahahahaha.. I try.. you should have heard the Keg on Wheels plan I had...
Sir Psycho Sexy
good plan batman....err...ravein....what you think missy??
Debaser
QUOTE (MistressAlti @ Nov 13 2003, 08:08 PM)
Debs - I want my Pringles. PM me to get an address to send them to.

Sure. Give us an address, and Pringles will be sent.

/me is deadly serious here.
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