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QUOTE (Jaq @ Apr 19 2003, 02:41 AM)
Dear Jonman

I am visiting my parents over the Easter weekend. I arrived at 11:30 it's now 7:30 and I only saw them at supper. Somehow my dad managed to be really aggravating in the two hours that I have seen my parents. I doubt that it will be the last time this weekend either. My question is this; if I am tired of them after one evening what am I going to do when I have to live with them for four monthes during the summer? Please help, I may go mad.

Sincerely
Regretting visiting Parents

Dear Regetting,

Short of poking knitting needles into your ears and eyes to blind and deafen yourself (which I STRONGLY recommend you DON'T do), I'm rather afraid that you're in a sticky situation and no mistake.

The only advice I can give is to try and limit the time you spend at home during the upcoming summer months. Get stuck into something that you'll enjoy that'll keep you busy. Like joining some group or another - charity work might be a good'un. Or even a job (shock horror), which will give you more funds to spend on fun stuff outside the house as well. Hmm, that actually sounds like a good idea.

Blimey.
Jonman
QUOTE (Free Psycho @ Apr 19 2003, 02:43 AM)
Dear Uncle Jonman,

How do you figure that guys are more dramatic than girls? <not thinking of anyone on this board. Nope. No way> And why must Toys R Us make such creepy commericals??!! <twitches>

Love,
The One Who Smited the Easter Bunny

Girls are in fact more dramatic then boys. Hence the phrase drama-queen, as opposed to drama-king.

However, I flout that rule, and am as dynamic as an exploding Space Hopper.

Raar indeed.
Jonman
QUOTE (jicama @ Apr 19 2003, 03:22 AM)
dear jonman

it's almost easter: the chocolate holiday. here in canada, we suffer from the same problem as in the states- the majority of the public actually *prefer* crappy milk chocolate to tasty dark chocolate. therefore it is exceedingly difficult to find dark chocolate mixed with anything but almonds. almonds are all well and good, but i want a bit of variety! hazelnuts, raspberries, wafers- anything! i've tried doing it myself, but such experiments have always resulted in mess, burning, and sadly wasted chocolate. and moving to europe is currently not an option as it requires large amounts of money. what do i do?!

wants good chocolate

Dear jicama,

My advice is to head to your closest large urban area, and with any luck, you ought to be able to find a posh chocolatierary. Muchos wicked tasty proper choccy.

If there's a touristy area in wherever you, that's normally a good place to start looking. Have a Google for it as well - virtually every shop in North American now advertises online as well.

Hope that helps.

P.S. You've just reminded me that I've got 2 cadbury's creme eggs stashed away. Thanks!
Jonman
QUOTE (MistressAlti @ Apr 19 2003, 03:24 AM)
Dear Jonman,
Why do I remind Psycho of someone who might be dead?

He sees dead people...
Jonman
QUOTE (jicama @ Apr 19 2003, 03:53 AM)
QUOTE (diceisdice @ Apr 19 2003, 03:50 AM)
Dear Jonman:

I wrote you earlier about not doing my work and you answered rightly that I'm a goodfornothinglazeabout.  Well, I got one paper in and I have one left to do.  I'm still not working and now my paper is late so I'll lose 2/3 of a mark before I can hand it in.  My question is, how much do you think I'll have to pay the board to have everyone help me write some crap so I can play video games?

with fondest best wishes,
Still the Reigning Slacker Queen

10 bucks is 10 bucks... biggrin.gif

While 10 bucks is indeed 10 bucks (very profound, jic), you'd be better off offereing to pay in *flashes* and girly giggles. Everyone likes girly giggles innit?
Jonman
QUOTE (Hyperion @ Apr 19 2003, 04:02 AM)
Have my babies, Jon.

Well, if you don't want them, I certainly don't. Are they defective?
Jonman
QUOTE (LoLo @ Apr 19 2003, 04:03 AM)
Dear Jonman,

I just found out I didn't get the job I interviewed for, I only have 3 weeks left of unemployment and need a job. Will you hire me? lol

Sincerely,
Gonna have to declare bankruptcy soon

I offerred the postion of maid at Jonman Towers to someone (might have been jicama, or jaq - I forget), but they've not accepted. So the position's still vacant.

Doesn't pay too good, but board is included (sofa at any rate), and once your chores are done (starching my Y-fronts, scrubbing the stains off the bathroom walls etc), there's a multitude of multimedia entertainment to keep you occupied.

Failing that, there's a strip bar nextdoor that your *flashing* would go down a treat in.
Jonman
QUOTE (TigerLily013 @ Apr 19 2003, 04:11 AM)
Dear Jonman,

Damnit! you took my boyfriend's nickname lol

But anyway, I want to know how to deal with a friend how seems to blow me off when she wants to do stuff with me. Last thing she did was she invited me to go the mall with her and said she'd pick me up at 7 so i wait and 7 o clock passes....no sign of her. i call her on her cell and she says she went to a friend's place and already went to the mall earlier, in turn blowing me off....and apolgizing anfd\d brushed it off like no big deal. She's been doing this quite a bit, what should I do?

Sincerely,
Someone whos gonna kick some ass soon wink.gif

No, your boyfriend took my nickname, the cheeky get. I've been Jonman since way back in '96, so there.

As for you're friend, I think that before you take dice's advice, you need to explain in a very honest fashion to your friend that you feel let down by her, and you don't appreciate the way she's been treating you. Try not to get het-up when you tell her this; stay calm, or it'll just decend into a slanging match.

If she is abashed and apologises, then fair enough, and hopefully all will be well and good. If not, then she obviously doesn't value your friendship, in which case you'll need to take what she says in future similar situations with a pinch of salt.

Hope that helps,
Jonman
Jonman
QUOTE (cheese is funny @ Apr 19 2003, 06:22 AM)
dear jonman,

is there any way to make someone get drunk off water? some sort of magic or machine or something that will make that happen?

Now, I'm not sure how true this is, but apparently, if you drink 10-15 pints of water within about an hour, you will sometimes hallucinate.

However, I DO NOT recommend you do this, as the reason is that you're essentially inducing a toxic state, and that much water can actually swell the brain, put too much pressure on it, and cause serious damage.

So, no, there is NO way to make someone drunk off water. Except hynosis by a stage magician. Seriously, that works, I had it done once.
Jonman
QUOTE (cheese is funny @ Apr 19 2003, 06:26 AM)
dear jonman,

why is everyone hi-jacking your questions? its nice that they are willing to give their opinions and all... do you think they are trying to be you? do you think they are going to kill you and wear your skin and pretend to be you? <runs away aimlessly screaming>

MAtt is my young padawan. He is impetuous, but the force is strong with him

A jedi he will be, yeeeeeessssss!

The rest are cheeky monkeylovers, make no mistake.
Jonman
QUOTE (MAtt @ Apr 19 2003, 06:34 AM)
QUOTE (craziness @ Apr 18 2003, 11:32 PM)
dear jonman,
this is a question for MAtt since i know he is going to answer me anyways laugh.gif
why do i love you so much? is that a good or a bad thing? /me glues MAtt to the floor and kisses him w00t

love,
i love MAttyeah i love ya babe!

Damn i don't know....Maybe it is my undying love you you that makes it posible? I should ask Jonman lol kisses back

It's a combination of the fact that he's soooo cute *pinches MAtt's cheek* and his insightfulness in the role as my apprentice.
Jonman
Blinkin 'eck, I'm knackered now. I go away for one day, and there's a multitude of questions, dilemmas and nonsense.

Keep it up folks. Lovely.
LoLo
QUOTE (Jonman @ Apr 19 2003, 05:22 PM)
QUOTE (LoLo @ Apr 19 2003, 04:03 AM)
Dear Jonman,

I just found out I didn't get the job I interviewed for, I only have 3 weeks left of unemployment and need a job.  Will you hire me? lol

Sincerely,
Gonna have to declare bankruptcy soon

I offerred the postion of maid at Jonman Towers to someone (might have been jicama, or jaq - I forget), but they've not accepted. So the position's still vacant.

Doesn't pay too good, but board is included (sofa at any rate), and once your chores are done (starching my Y-fronts, scrubbing the stains off the bathroom walls etc), there's a multitude of multimedia entertainment to keep you occupied.

Failing that, there's a strip bar nextdoor that your *flashing* would go down a treat in.

Thanks Jonman......does it pay at least 230 a week?
Jonman
QUOTE (LoLo @ Apr 20 2003, 01:36 AM)
QUOTE (Jonman @ Apr 19 2003, 05:22 PM)
QUOTE (LoLo @ Apr 19 2003, 04:03 AM)
Dear Jonman,

I just found out I didn't get the job I interviewed for, I only have 3 weeks left of unemployment and need a job. Will you hire me? lol

Sincerely,
Gonna have to declare bankruptcy soon

I offerred the postion of maid at Jonman Towers to someone (might have been jicama, or jaq - I forget), but they've not accepted. So the position's still vacant.

Doesn't pay too good, but board is included (sofa at any rate), and once your chores are done (starching my Y-fronts, scrubbing the stains off the bathroom walls etc), there's a multitude of multimedia entertainment to keep you occupied.

Failing that, there's a strip bar nextdoor that your *flashing* would go down a treat in.

Thanks Jonman......does it pay at least 230 a week?

Yup.

230.



pieces of teriyaki salmon jerky that is.

What? You wanted dollars?


*laughs until tears flow like snowmelt*
LoLo
QUOTE (Jonman @ Apr 19 2003, 05:38 PM)
QUOTE (LoLo @ Apr 20 2003, 01:36 AM)
QUOTE (Jonman @ Apr 19 2003, 05:22 PM)
QUOTE (LoLo @ Apr 19 2003, 04:03 AM)
Dear Jonman,

I just found out I didn't get the job I interviewed for, I only have 3 weeks left of unemployment and need a job. Will you hire me? lol

Sincerely,
Gonna have to declare bankruptcy soon

I offerred the postion of maid at Jonman Towers to someone (might have been jicama, or jaq - I forget), but they've not accepted. So the position's still vacant.

Doesn't pay too good, but board is included (sofa at any rate), and once your chores are done (starching my Y-fronts, scrubbing the stains off the bathroom walls etc), there's a multitude of multimedia entertainment to keep you occupied.

Failing that, there's a strip bar nextdoor that your *flashing* would go down a treat in.

Thanks Jonman......does it pay at least 230 a week?

Yup.

230.



pieces of teriyaki salmon jerky that is.

What? You wanted dollars?


*laughs until tears flow like snowmelt*

I'll have to pass then......Jerky doesn't pay my debts.
Jonman
the maid's job that is. No idea how much the strippers get. I applied for a job there meself. Can't understand what when wrong, but they never called.
LoLo
QUOTE (Jonman @ Apr 19 2003, 05:39 PM)
the maid's job that is. No idea how much the strippers get. I applied for a job there meself. Can't understand what when wrong, but they never called.

I'm too fat for a stripper job...........and people don't jump down my throat for saying that....no ones seen a full body shot of me so nyeah tongue.gif
LoLo
Dear Jonman,

I have flashed people on these forums....given virtual lapdances in chat....and am now inviting people to come shower with me. Will this ever stop?

Sincerely,
Naked Chick
Jonman
QUOTE (LoLo @ Apr 20 2003, 02:17 AM)
Dear Jonman,

I have flashed people on these forums....given virtual lapdances in chat....and am now inviting people to come shower with me. Will this ever stop?

Sincerely,
Naked Chick

Dear Naked

No. You're halfway down the slippery slide of online rudenicity. And no-one at the top is going to throw you a rope.

Next thing you know, you'll be photoshopping your face onto porn stars and performing phone sex for eskimos.
LoLo
QUOTE (Jonman @ Apr 19 2003, 06:28 PM)
QUOTE (LoLo @ Apr 20 2003, 02:17 AM)
Dear Jonman,

I have flashed people on these forums....given virtual lapdances in chat....and am now inviting people to come shower with me.  Will this ever stop?

Sincerely,
Naked Chick

Dear Naked

No. You're halfway down the slippery slide of online rudenicity. And no-one at the top is going to throw you a rope.

Next thing you know, you'll be photoshopping your face onto porn stars and performing phone sex for eskimos.

At least phone sex pays.............hmmmmmm maybe I found a new profession......THANKS JONMAN you've done it again.
TigerLily013
QUOTE (racingaway13 @ Apr 19 2003, 06:18 AM)
dear jonman

is it healthy to stay up till 3 am whenever possiable, and then not wake till 3 pm the next day? is it really that unhealthy? my mom tends to get angry when i do it but im not hurting anyone, and also, on school nights, i only normally get 7 hours of sleep since i stay up till about 1 am, is that unhealthy too? im not sure about my sleeping all i know is that its all my parents fault (they do it, but not to my extreme anymore)

sincerely
*twitch* raa *twitch* ciinnnggggg *twitch*

Commentary from the peanut gallery AKA: ME!!!! :

Hell, I can say I have done that EXCEPT it was more like I was nocturnal last summer of 2002. I would go to bed at like 5 or 6 abd get up around 5 or 6 in the afternoon/evening.

I can say without shame that summer I did not have a tan =P lol
craziness
dear jonman,
i am going back to school tommorow. i think i am going to die. i faked sick for a few days about 2 or 3 weeks ago. what should i do!?!?!?!?!? I HAVE TO GO BACK TO SCHOOL AND WAKE UP AT 645 AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!! *cries* noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
love,
i hate school and all the damn people and work there
cheese is funny
dear jonman,

its that time again... im depressed again it seems... i feel like s***... i just sit in my room and think about death... its not healthy... in many ways its not healthy... i dont know what to do.... one of these days im going to do something i will regret... and i really dont know what to do... any suggestions?

sincerly... me....
CrissiLove
Dear Jonman,

A lot of the time I have friends who are sad/upset/depressed or they will tell me something really serious or important... and I just do not know what to say. I want to say something that will make them feel better... I really love 'em and I don't like not knowing what to say to help... but I never seem to know what to say. I wish I had some sort of computer program where I could just type in their problems and it would tell me the perfect thing to say. sad.gif Is there anything I can do to get better at this???

Thank you,
At a loss for words
MistressAlti
QUOTE (Jonman @ Apr 19 2003, 08:15 PM)
QUOTE (Hyperion @ Apr 19 2003, 04:02 AM)
Have my babies, Jon.

Well, if you don't want them, I certainly don't. Are they defective?

>begins to laugh uncontrollably<
phoenix
QUOTE (MistressAlti @ Apr 20 2003, 06:12 AM)
QUOTE (Jonman @ Apr 19 2003, 08:15 PM)
QUOTE (Hyperion @ Apr 19 2003, 04:02 AM)
Have my babies, Jon.

Well, if you don't want them, I certainly don't. Are they defective?

>begins to laugh uncontrollably<

jon you *giggles some more* jon you are classic!
Jonman
QUOTE (craziness @ Apr 20 2003, 05:14 AM)
dear jonman,
i am going back to school tommorow. i think i am going to die. i faked sick for a few days about 2 or 3 weeks ago. what should i do!?!?!?!?!? I HAVE TO GO BACK TO SCHOOL AND WAKE UP AT 645 AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!! *cries* noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
love,
i hate school and all the damn people and work there

Dear Crazi,

First things first, get an early night tonight. Well, not early, but not the usual staying up till half past late AM.

Second thing. Bite the bullet and do it. Faking sick merely prolongs the inevitable, and anyway, if you're dreading going back the following day, you're not going to be able to enjoy the luxury of a day off knowing that everybody else is there.

There is no magic wand for this one, m'afraid.

Jonman
Jonman
QUOTE (cheese is funny @ Apr 20 2003, 05:46 AM)
dear jonman,

its that time again... im depressed again it seems... i feel like s***... i just sit in my room and think about death... its not healthy... in many ways its not healthy... i dont know what to do.... one of these days im going to do something i will regret... and i really dont know what to do... any suggestions?

sincerly... me....

Dear ....me....

If you're going to sit around and mope, for crying out loud, don't do it in your room. Go outside - do it wandering around or sitting in the park (assuming it's not 50 below or tipping water out of the sky). Getting outside, and having a bit of nature (hence the park) always puts things into perspective for me, not to mention just simply watching the world go by.

Or do as the man on TV says. Phone a friend.

Here's hoping it all becomes clearer soon,
Jonman
Jonman
QUOTE (CrissiLove @ Apr 20 2003, 05:51 AM)
Dear Jonman,

A lot of the time I have friends who are sad/upset/depressed or they will tell me something really serious or important... and I just do not know what to say. I want to say something that will make them feel better... I really love 'em and I don't like not knowing what to say to help... but I never seem to know what to say. I wish I had some sort of computer program where I could just type in their problems and it would tell me the perfect thing to say. sad.gif Is there anything I can do to get better at this???

Thank you,
At a loss for words

Dear at a loss

Like many things in life, it's just something that either comes naturally, or requires practice. Unfortunately, it's also something that you can't really practice outside of the actual times when your friends need your support. It's something that we all get better at over time - the additional maturity that comes with the passing years always helps too.

I'm usually all fingers and thumbs in the same situations when I'm face-to-face, just like you. The frustrating thing is that I'm normally such a blabbermouth, being lost for words puts me even more off balance.

Thing to remember is that there is no 'correct' thing to say in any of these situations. But the most important thing to to take away is that your friends knowing that you care and feel for them is worth a billion pieces of half assed advice. Hugs and soothing noises all the way.

Keep up the good work, counsellor,
Jonman
LoLo
Dear Jonman,

There seem to be a sudden abundance of serious type questions so........Do monkeys like spaghetti?

Sincerely,
Meerly Curious
Jonman
QUOTE (LoLo @ Apr 20 2003, 08:07 PM)
Dear Jonman,

There seem to be a sudden abundance of serious type questions so........Do monkeys like spaghetti?

Sincerely,
Meerly Curious

Dear Curious,

Thanks for redressing the balance.

Monkey's love spaghetti. Nor for eating mind, they like to tape a bunch of raw pieces of spaghetti together to make monkey-swords so they can have duels without the possibility of injuring each other. The main problem is the shortage of duct tape in the jungle.

Which is why, if you're ever, ever buying a christmas pressie for a moneky, buy him a king size roll of duct tape. His little monkey face will light up like someone's set fire to it.

Hope that helps.
Jaq
QUOTE (Jonman @ Apr 20 2003, 01:22 AM)
QUOTE (LoLo @ Apr 19 2003, 04:03 AM)
Dear Jonman,

I just found out I didn't get the job I interviewed for, I only have 3 weeks left of unemployment and need a job.  Will you hire me? lol

Sincerely,
Gonna have to declare bankruptcy soon

I offerred the postion of maid at Jonman Towers to someone (might have been jicama, or jaq - I forget), but they've not accepted. So the position's still vacant.

Doesn't pay too good, but board is included (sofa at any rate), and once your chores are done (starching my Y-fronts, scrubbing the stains off the bathroom walls etc), there's a multitude of multimedia entertainment to keep you occupied.

Failing that, there's a strip bar nextdoor that your *flashing* would go down a treat in.

Hey Jonman, I didn't say I wouldn't take the job. The only reason I didn't answer was because I was running down to the airport to buy a ticket to wherever you are.
Jonman
QUOTE (Jaq @ Apr 20 2003, 09:25 PM)
Hey Jonman, I didn't say I wouldn't take the job. The only reason I didn't answer was because I was running down to the airport to buy a ticket to wherever you are.

Not to worry, Jaq, looks like Lolo's pursuing a career as a phone sex girl. Your job is safe.

Good stuff. I won't bother tackling that big pile of grotty underpants that needs washing if you're on your way.
LoLo
Dear Jonman,

I ate my easter candy for breakfast and now I feel pukey what should I do?

Sincerely,
Gluttonous
Jonman
QUOTE (LoLo @ Apr 21 2003, 06:25 PM)
Dear Jonman,

I ate my easter candy for breakfast and now I feel pukey what should I do?

Sincerely,
Gluttonous

Dear Gluttonous.

There's the option of a wonder chunder. Have a puke, and you'll feel better for it. If, however, you don't want to waste that easter choccy, then a glass of fizzy stuff (soda or pop) is suprisingly good at settling the stomach. I recommend full-fat lemon-lime soda, 7Up, Sprite or (my personal fave), Sierra Mist. If they're not available, milk is quite good as a tummy-settler.

That'll learn ya, won't it?

Jonman
LoLo
TY yet again Jonman......I'll have to settle for milk since the only soda I have is Dr. Pepper and I don't think that works the same way.
LoLo
Dear Jonman,

Why do my sister and mother think that I can't hear them when they are talking bad about me in the next room? Do they really think doors are that thick?

Thanks,
Lazy Bum
Jonman
QUOTE (LoLo @ Apr 22 2003, 12:44 AM)
Dear Jonman,

Why do my sister and mother think that I can't hear them when they are talking bad about me in the next room? Do they really think doors are that thick?

Thanks,
Lazy Bum

Dear Laz

Maybe they want you to hear? Or they're just lacking in common sense, which, I'm beginning to realise is not actually that common.

Yours,
Jonman
LoLo
Dear Jonman,

Why do I seem to be the only one writing to you anymore?

Does this make me a spammer and I should stop?

Sincerely,
Fearing the Spam of Jonman's topic
Jonman
QUOTE (LoLo @ Apr 22 2003, 12:54 AM)
Dear Jonman,

Why do I seem to be the only one writing to you anymore?

Does this make me a spammer and I should stop?

Sincerely,
Fearing the Spam of Jonman's topic

Dear Fearing,

Probably 'cos everyone else is bored to death of this thread except for you and me. Sod 'em I say. We'll be spammers together.

Spamedy spamedy spam.

Jonman
LoLo
Dear Jonman,

What makes me get horrible headaches when I go to school? I just got done with spring break and I was headache free all week, now I have a migrane.

Sincerely,
In Pain

(I'm up for spamming I love this thread)
Pikasyuu
Dear Jonman --
Is the school system's habbit of starting at 6:05 utterly sadistic and a plot to deprive teenagers and young adults of sleep, or am I just paranoid?
Debaser
dear jonman,

the internet cable keeps falling out of the back of my computer. is hammering it in with a nail advised, or are there any better methods?

sincerely,
reaching for hammer
craziness
dear jonman
the internet has failed me like never before
until next sunday i will barely be posting at all, i wont be in IRC, and i wont be on my computer at all! [i have to use my dads because mine is currently not internet functioning, and my dads barely is!] plus the fact that i have to share this one with my whole family and i am just about to kill someone if i dont get my internet back NOW!!!!! god help me! what should i do?

p.s. lolo is not a spammer.
Jonman
QUOTE (LoLo @ Apr 22 2003, 01:07 AM)
Dear Jonman,

What makes me get horrible headaches when I go to school? I just got done with spring break and I was headache free all week, now I have a migrane.

Sincerely,
In Pain

(I'm up for spamming I love this thread)

Dear In,

Probably the evils of thinking. Making all those brain goblins run around so hard really antogonises them, so they get in a huff, and kick things to register their displeasure. They're fickle, are brain goblins.

Yours
Jonman
Jonman
QUOTE (syuu @ Apr 22 2003, 01:11 AM)
Dear Jonman --
Is the school system's habbit of starting at 6:05 utterly sadistic and a plot to deprive teenagers and young adults of sleep, or am I just paranoid?

Dear Paranoid

You're not paranoid. Everyone IS out to get you. It's a government conspiracy to suck the joy out of your teenage years, preparing you for a life of misery, toil, and no lie-ins.

What sick twisted country are you in anyway? In my day (when all this was fields), half past 8 was the magic time. Very civilised. Allowed us british schoolkids time for tea and scones.
Jonman
QUOTE (Debaser @ Apr 22 2003, 01:13 AM)
dear jonman,

the internet cable keeps falling out of the back of my computer. is hammering it in with a nail advised, or are there any better methods?

sincerely,
reaching for hammer

Dear Reaching,

Speaking as proffessional engineer, I can tell you that the solution to most every engineering problem since Archimedes wanted a screw is gaffer tape/duct tape.

GPS satellites not aligning properly? Bit of gaffer tape on the antenna.
Core of fusion reactor overheating? Take a bit of the gaffer tape you put on last week off to let a bit of heat out.
Wings falling off 747s? Gaffer tape every time.

See? Nails, schmails.
Hate Machina
Dear Jonman,

Why?


Yours,


Wondering.
Jonman
QUOTE (craziness @ Apr 22 2003, 02:22 AM)
dear jonman
the internet has failed me like never before
until next sunday i will barely be posting at all, i wont be in IRC, and i wont be on my computer at all! [i have to use my dads because mine is currently not internet functioning, and my dads barely is!] plus the fact that i have to share this one with my whole family and i am just about to kill someone if i dont get my internet back NOW!!!!! god help me! what should i do?

p.s. lolo is not a spammer.

Dear crazi,

I'm waving my magic internet wand and chanting the magic internet incantations passed down from father to son.

...........

Any luck?

...........

Daglammit. I'm afraid I'm all fresh out of ideas then.

And lolo is a spammer, but I love her for it.
Sir Psycho Sexy
QUOTE (Hate Machina @ Apr 22 2003, 04:29 PM)
Dear Jonman,

Why?


Yours,


Wondering.

oh oh, i know the answer to this

Dear wondering

Because....


(sorry jonman)
P.S. HP is better than Daddies brown sauce
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