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Usurper MrTeapot
I had a slight thought but it never clicked until you mentioned it.

Vater, Mutter, Kind

But enough of this side stepping, I suggest ...

...ah thats better.
CommieBastard
QUOTE (MrTeapot @ Jan 13 2004, 11:33 PM)

I can't believe we got through 99 posts without Bouncing Boob Girl.
Pixelgoth
QUOTE (saucy_tara @ Jan 13 2004, 05:36 PM)
Mmmm teh sexshay pixiegirl........ wink.gif  wink.gif
You think I'm sexy!!!!!! I'm blushing now........ wub.gif  wub.gif

Ahhhhh *blush* wub.gif and yu huh you're sexy! biggrin.gif It's the red in your hair that does it for me wink.gif

QUOTE
Auuugh! I can't believe I forgot John Cusack!!! He's so adorably sexy it makes my teeth hurt!!
And I'm glad someone else out there shares my (somewhat irrational) belief that Alan Rickman is a sexy bitch. Especially in Robin Hood (the Kevin Costner version)...he just dripped sexuality!! What the hell was Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio thinking, NOT wanting to be ravaged by him???
(somehow, this lust of mine has even survived Alan Rickman's currently-adopted shaggy, oily locks and permanent sneer as Professor Snape..I think I'm doomed!)


Well of course, it's his voice more than anything else and the way he is sooooo sarcastic. I saw him in 'Love Actually' and he just made me want to rip off my pants and throw them at the cinema screen! biggrin.gif Even though he's old enough to be my Dad laugh.gif laugh.gif
saucy_tara
QUOTE (CommieBastard @ Jan 13 2004, 10:50 PM)
QUOTE (saucy_tara @ Jan 13 2004, 08:31 PM)
I agree with you teapot, not so much for Till's looks but for thr sheer dirtiness of Rammsteins lyrics. And his German accent is so.....commanding wink.gif

Hey Tara. Buck dich wink.gif

he
heehee
heeheeeheeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!

Commie, I'm "buck diching" for you. Right now laugh.gif wink.gif wink.gif
leopold
Oi! Stop that and start doing that for me instead! tongue.gif




(erm... what is it, by the way? blink.gif )
saucy_tara
It means bend down in German. I'm doin it now Leo, oops i seemed to have lost my knickers..... wink.gif laugh.gif
CommieBastard
While Till's sexiness has (inexplicably) come under dispute, nobody can dispute his manliness. This is a man who braved armed guards to go over the Berlin Wall, was a swimmer for the East German Olympic team, and strides around manfully onstage with a powerful flamethrower strapped to his face. I'll bet he cuts down trees and fights grizzly bears in his spare time, too.
Pixelgoth
QUOTE (CommieBastard @ Jan 14 2004, 12:33 PM)
I'll bet he cuts down trees and fights grizzly bears in his spare time, too.

"He's a lumberjack and he's OK........" laugh.gif

Yes but he's no looker!
the lil' pie fairy
QUOTE (Pixiegoth @ Jan 14 2004, 01:19 PM)
QUOTE (CommieBastard @ Jan 14 2004, 12:33 PM)
I'll bet he cuts down trees and fights grizzly bears in his spare time, too.

"He's a lumberjack and he's OK........" laugh.gif

Yes but he's no looker!

egad, now i'm off to watch some monty python!
LoLo
QUOTE (Oni Usagi @ Jan 13 2004, 12:21 PM)
Also from the Pretender, and more recently Less than Perfect, Andrea Parker.

Ms. Parker isn't really my bag of chips but dang that's a good pic of Jarod. laugh.gif
LoLo
Hyde from that 70's show is pretty hot. 70's bad boy who's look still works today.



And for those interested in women....Donna

Jaq
QUOTE (LoLo @ Jan 14 2004, 10:37 AM)
Hyde from that 70's show is pretty hot. 70's bad boy who's look still works today.


Oh yeah!

/me whistles and stomps feet

Boy howdy!
Pixelgoth
I also happen to think this guy is so utterly sexy it defies belief (let's hope he pops in here one day and sees this! wink.gif) I guess it's his personality too. He just makes me laugh laugh.gif



His name is Alex Zane and he currently presents on MTV and I'm sure he was the guy in the Boots ads Xmas before last? unsure.gif
leopold
The bestest reason to watch Men In Black. And an even better one for watching the sequel (if Tommy Lee Jones in shorts doesn't do it for you...!)



Sultry pouting goddess Linda Fiorentino wub.gif
Oni Usagi
QUOTE (LoLo @ Jan 14 2004, 12:32 PM)
Ms. Parker isn't really my bag of chips but dang that's a good pic of Jarod. laugh.gif

Well, I guess she's not the sexiest, but I think she's rather good looking.
Pixelgoth
QUOTE (leopold @ Jan 14 2004, 04:47 PM)
Sultry pouting goddess Linda Fiorentino wub.gif

Apparently she was voted as the worst actress to work with my several of her co-actors. Tommy was one of them. Apparently she isn't very nice. But I could be wrong. And anyways I don't suppose you're interested in how she can 'act' as you wouldn't want to be 'acting' with her wink.gif
leopold
QUOTE (Pixiegoth @ Jan 14 2004, 04:48 PM)
QUOTE (leopold @ Jan 14 2004, 04:47 PM)
Sultry pouting goddess Linda Fiorentino wub.gif

Apparently she was voted as the worst actress to work with my several of her co-actors. Tommy was one of them. Apparently she isn't very nice. But I could be wrong. And anyways I don't suppose you're interested in how she can 'act' as you wouldn't want to be 'acting' with her wink.gif

Well, no, but you've kinda put me off her a bit now...

Oh well, allegiance changed to:



Gorgeous Pouting Famke Janssen wub.gif
karismaklysm
good god. FAMKE AMKE ME YOURS!

god i love intentional funny typos...
leopold
Fer anyone who think goth chicks are all plain, I give to you:



Sexy pouting goth temptress Morrigan Hel! wub.gif







erm... can I have her back now please?
Tigersong
Liv Tyler is just gorgeous as Arwen. Teh Most Sexay Elf Evar.

And I must admit it... I have something for the two temptresses of Buffy... Alyson Hannigan and Sarah Michelle Gellar...





I also have a thing for Jodie Foster, but mostly because I respect her so much as an actress and a woman, and what can be more sexy than a self-confident, beautiful, and talented woman?
Alanity
I'd have to agree with Alyson Hannigan but when she was all cute and geeky in the first series.
CommieBastard
I always thought Queenie looked like Alyson Hannigan...
Tigersong
QUOTE (Alanity @ Jan 14 2004, 03:29 PM)
I'd have to agree with Alyson Hannigan but when she was all cute and geeky in the first series.

Yeah, she was cute in the first few seasons, but then... HULLO!... hot lesbian! Umm... yes. I need to go get a towel.

Also... anyone with THAT much power and evil? Teh Sexay in my books. What can I say? I have a thing for dark and powerful women that can fufill my EVERY desire, and quite literally at that. /me dreams of Dark Willow (aka Darth Rosenberg) in a naughty way.

laugh.gif
DarkProtector
QUOTE (TigerLily013 @ Jan 13 2004, 06:16 PM)
Some of my fave guys as I was growing up happy.gif

First off is Jason David Frank, perhaps you recogize him...

Yes! that's right! Whoever said Mighty Morphin Power Rangers in back row gets a cookie!

Heres another Favourite happy.gif
Christopher Khayman Lee

He was the red ranger on Power Rangers In Space!

Now for someone anime

Call me old fashioned, but tall dark and handsome all the way.

YOU ARE SOO RIGHT.

ALSO Ryan Merrimen form The Pretender and Veritas: The Quest and Rhett Fischer from power rangers light speed are VERY HOTT.
Pikasyuu
SKEET ULRICH.

I'm sorry. Just. When he shows up in every movie looking either evil or drunk, I just wanna' jump the bloody teevee. Skeet lights my fire, ohhh jesus.



The guy to his left is Matthew Lillard, also bloody sexy. But not quite as.



.. Unf.
saucy_tara
QUOTE (leopold @ Jan 14 2004, 05:16 PM)
Fer anyone who think goth chicks are all plain, I give to you:



Sexy pouting goth temptress Morrigan Hel! wub.gif







erm... can I have her back now please?

I know her, we used to be good mates when i lived in London. Her real name is Amber, and she's about the same height as me, tiny!!!!!
leopold
You know her?? ohmy.gif

Crimminy! The prospect of walkin down the street an seein you pair at the same time... 'scuse me, I'm jus gonna go take a cold shower!! wink.gif
saucy_tara
Yep, we used to be quite a sight for sore eyes dancing together in Slimelight (goff niteclub)...... wink.gif wink.gif
I met her when she was 15 and i was 17.....aww, we were ickle baby goffs back then smile.gif but she was still pretty darn scrummy.
leopold
/me quickly does the maths

So... when you were 17 I woulda been... 23...

ARGH!!! I worked in London between January and April 1994, I was 23 then!!! Damn, I coulda seen ya both there an got to know the sheer saucinish that is Tara!!!

Damn damn damn damn DAMN!!!

/me bangs head against wall repeatedly
Spacehappy
Whoever thinks Goth girls are plain are insane, they are some of the most attractive women i have ever seen. Dark sultry and generally just damn sexy. And just like leo the thought of you too together ....../takes a cold shower wink.gif
Polocrunch
I'm sensing a worrying slide towards nancy-pretty-boy-ness here!

Example of appropriate Teh Sexay Person:



See? Her body SCREAMS sex. SEX SEX SEX is all it's saying. And maybe the occasional BLOOD, but that's OK.

Example of TEH INNAPPROPRIATENESS:



*Looks "nancy pretty-boy" up in dictionary:

Nancy pretty-boy; sTu-p'id-[Oi! Mind the language! - Mata]-Er; noun;
e.g. Jason David Frank, Orlando Bloom, or any pretty American teen idol.


OH MY, WHAT A SURPRISE. You are BAD people for thinking these guys are anything but tweenage eye candy. Hear that? B-A-D. Three Hail Mary's, five Our Father's, a cold shower and a glimpse of Margaret Thatcher will be appropriate penance.
Spacehappy
QUOTE (leopold @ Jan 14 2004, 04:47 PM)
The bestest reason to watch Men In Black. And an even better one for watching the sequel (if Tommy Lee Jones in shorts doesn't do it for you...!)



Sultry pouting goddess Linda Fiorentino wub.gif

OMG her face looks like Michael Jacksons!!!! Leo your a sick puppy. blink.gif
Phyllis
QUOTE (Polocrunch @ Jan 15 2004, 05:33 PM)
Nancy pretty-boy; sTu-p'id-f--k-Er; noun;
e.g. Jason David Frank, Orlando Bloom, or any pretty American teen idol.


OH MY, WHAT A SURPRISE. You are BAD people for thinking these guys are anything but tweenage eye candy. Hear that? B-A-D. Three Hail Mary's, five Our Father's, a cold shower and a glimpse of Margaret Thatcher will be appropriate penance.

Shush, Polo. I only like Orlando Bloom as Legolas. It's my one guilty pleasure in this area...normally I don't like those sorts of guys. So, no hail Mary's or any of that stuff for me. tongue.gif It's not *that* bad...

And I have to agree with Spacehappy....her face does look a bit like Michael Jackson's... blink.gif But then, I also agree with him and Leo on the saucy one + the girl that she knows....Whew. *fans self*
Polocrunch
QUOTE (candice @ Jan 15 2004, 06:44 PM)
QUOTE (Polocrunch @ Jan 15 2004, 05:33 PM)
Nancy pretty-boy; sTu-p'id-f--k-Er; noun;
e.g. Jason David Frank, Orlando Bloom, or any pretty American teen idol.


OH MY, WHAT A SURPRISE. You are BAD people for thinking these guys are anything but tweenage eye candy. Hear that? B-A-D. Three Hail Mary's, five Our Father's, a cold shower and a glimpse of Margaret Thatcher will be appropriate penance.

Shush, Polo. I only like Orlando Bloom as Legolas. It's my one guilty pleasure in this area...normally I don't like those sorts of guys. So, no hail Mary's or any of that stuff for me. tongue.gif It's not *that* bad...

*Appears in priests' robes, brandishing cross and foaming at the mouth*

REPENT!!! REPEEEEENT!!!



Seriously Candice, you just sentenced yourself to the seventh circle of hell - at best. I suggest some proper flagellations, followed by a vow of celibacy and a three-week fast. Then you might just save your own soul.
Tigersong
QUOTE (Polocrunch @ Jan 15 2004, 04:03 PM)
QUOTE (candice @ Jan 15 2004, 06:44 PM)
QUOTE (Polocrunch @ Jan 15 2004, 05:33 PM)
Nancy pretty-boy; sTu-p'id-f--k-Er; noun;
e.g. Jason David Frank, Orlando Bloom, or any pretty American teen idol.


OH MY, WHAT A SURPRISE. You are BAD people for thinking these guys are anything but tweenage eye candy. Hear that? B-A-D. Three Hail Mary's, five Our Father's, a cold shower and a glimpse of Margaret Thatcher will be appropriate penance.

Shush, Polo. I only like Orlando Bloom as Legolas. It's my one guilty pleasure in this area...normally I don't like those sorts of guys. So, no hail Mary's or any of that stuff for me. tongue.gif It's not *that* bad...

*Appears in priests' robes, brandishing cross and foaming at the mouth*

REPENT!!! REPEEEEENT!!!



Seriously Candice, you just sentenced yourself to the seventh circle of hell - at best. I suggest some proper flagellations, followed by a vow of celibacy and a three-week fast. Then you might just save your own soul.

Wait, did anyone else just have a spontaneous Catholic-boy-priest fantasy when Polo came in like that? Damn it, now I need another towel.

J/k. Really. laugh.gif
Sir Maxerpopple
I hope so!
snooodlysnoosnoosnoodle
Alex Zane??? YES PLEASE! I was gutted when I found out he was at V in Essex getting kisses with jack Osbourne (not from him) and I was stuck at V in Stafford...dammit! So close yet so far! Argh!

Also TarrieB...my friend John kinda knows her...his prize posession is a pic of him with his hand on her boob....hehe!
Sir Psycho Sexy
QUOTE (Spacehappy @ Jan 15 2004, 05:12 PM)
Whoever thinks Goth girls are plain are insane, they are some of the most attractive women i have ever seen. Dark sultry and generally just damn sexy. And just like leo the thought of you too together ....../takes a cold shower  wink.gif

i like goth girls, they wear cool things and look sexy but i always get the "you're not wearing any black.....is that a fcuk coat you're wearing?!?" sorta looks, and yes it is an fcuk coat, but by god it's warm
Spacehappy
QUOTE (Sir_Psycho_Sexy @ Jan 16 2004, 12:33 AM)
QUOTE (Spacehappy @ Jan 15 2004, 05:12 PM)
Whoever thinks Goth girls are plain are insane, they are some of the most attractive women i have ever seen. Dark sultry and generally just damn sexy. And just like leo the thought of you too together ....../takes a cold shower  wink.gif

oh thank god, i like goth girls, they wear cool things and look sexy and.....


...room for one more in that cold shower?

If we carry on like this people will think we are in a relationship ............... ooops i let the cat out of the bag wink.gif
EvilSpork
Fine, I will have to do it myself?

ME!! blink.gif



Ok.. Maybe not... laugh.gif

Ok... Definately not...
Pixelgoth
QUOTE (snoo @ Jan 16 2004, 12:15 AM)
Alex Zane??? YES PLEASE! I was gutted when I found out he was at V in Essex getting kisses with jack Osbourne (not from him) and I was stuck at V in Stafford...dammit! So close yet so far! Argh!

OMG! Yes he is adorable. When I saw him in the Boots adverts there was just something about him. I really don't know what though.

Hmmmmm kisses from Alex........

/me goes off to find very cold shower
porcelainwarrior
QUOTE (Spacehappy @ Jan 15 2004, 06:13 PM)
QUOTE (leopold @ Jan 14 2004, 04:47 PM)
The bestest reason to watch Men In Black.  And an even better one for watching the sequel (if Tommy Lee Jones in shorts doesn't do it for you...!)



Sultry pouting goddess Linda Fiorentino wub.gif

OMG her face looks like Michael Jacksons!!!! Leo your a sick puppy. blink.gif

i thought the exact same thing...taste's so hit and miss with our leo...i think his eye-sight's starting to go...poor wee lamb is getting on a bit though...tongue.gif
Rattgirl
QUOTE (EvilSpoon @ Jan 15 2004, 07:52 PM)
Fine, I will have to do it myself?

ME!! blink.gif



Ok.. Maybe not... laugh.gif

Ok... Definately not...

Who knew Evil Spoons could be so attractive? wink.gif
Dreams On Hiatus
QUOTE (Rattgirl @ Jan 16 2004, 09:49 AM)
QUOTE (EvilSpoon @ Jan 15 2004, 07:52 PM)
Fine, I will have to do it myself?

ME!! blink.gif



Ok.. Maybe not... laugh.gif

Ok... Definately not...

Who knew Evil Spoons could be so attractive? wink.gif

I agree laugh.gif wink.gif
Juiceisgood
QUOTE (porcelainwarrior @ Jan 17 2004, 01:14 AM)
QUOTE (Spacehappy @ Jan 15 2004, 06:13 PM)
QUOTE (leopold @ Jan 14 2004, 04:47 PM)
The bestest reason to watch Men In Black. And an even better one for watching the sequel (if Tommy Lee Jones in shorts doesn't do it for you...!)



Sultry pouting goddess Linda Fiorentino wub.gif

OMG her face looks like Michael Jacksons!!!! Leo your a sick puppy. blink.gif

i thought the exact same thing...taste's so hit and miss with our leo...i think his eye-sight's starting to go...poor wee lamb is getting on a bit though...tongue.gif

Just because she has black hair that's as long as his?

I think she's alright, although not in Men In Black... all those dead people... *shudders*
snooodlysnoosnoosnoodle
QUOTE (Pixiegoth @ Jan 16 2004, 01:55 PM)
QUOTE (snoo @ Jan 16 2004, 12:15 AM)
Alex Zane??? YES PLEASE! I was gutted when I found out he was at V in Essex getting kisses with jack Osbourne (not from him) and I was stuck at V in Stafford...dammit! So close yet so far! Argh!

OMG! Yes he is adorable. When I saw him in the Boots adverts there was just something about him. I really don't know what though.

Hmmmmm kisses from Alex........

/me goes off to find very cold shower

do you think there is a backlog of boots ads floating around on the net anywhere? I HAVE to see it!!!!
Phyllis
QUOTE (Tigersong @ Jan 15 2004, 11:14 PM)
Wait, did anyone else just have a spontaneous Catholic-boy-priest fantasy when Polo came in like that?

I know that I did.

Of course, Polo will probably tell me that is bad too and make me to more Hail Marys.

/me hopes

tongue.gif
TigerLily013
QUOTE (Polocrunch @ Jan 15 2004, 12:33 PM)
OH MY, WHAT A SURPRISE. You are BAD people for thinking these guys are anything but tweenage eye candy. Hear that? B-A-D. Three Hail Mary's, five Our Father's, a cold shower and a glimpse of Margaret Thatcher will be appropriate penance.

Oh please, I got over him in like grade 7 tongue.gif

Just thought they would be good selections....
leopold
QUOTE (porcelainwarrior @ Jan 16 2004, 02:14 PM)
i thought the exact same thing...taste's so hit and miss with our leo...i think his eye-sight's starting to go...poor wee lamb is getting on a bit though...tongue.gif

Cheeky sod! tongue.gif

Anyways, now ya all mention it, I sort of agree... but I've gone off her now anyways... I've decided to replace her wi the only reason to watch Titanic. An I dun mean me namesake short-arsed Di Caprio sort...



Georgeous Pouting Kate Winslet! Rrrrrowlll!!!! wub.gif
franken-sarah
What's a bonobo ???
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