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Sir Psycho Sexy
QUOTE (franken-sarah @ Jan 17 2004, 12:29 PM)
What's a bonobo ???

no idea, ask jonman, he'll know, he knows all
Cath Sparrow
QUOTE (franken-sarah @ Jan 17 2004, 12:29 PM)
What's a bonobo ???

Ok ? where the word came from???

Sorry for the spam guys!
franken-sarah
Thanks, I will - as soon as I work out how to do that!!
franken-sarah
Oh, right, yeah... what's a "bonobo ". The reason I wanted to know was cos I was reading some of the replies about who the sexiest person was and there was a bit about Nigella Lawson being a bonobo - I think it's a good thing!?! wink.gif
franken-sarah
QUOTE (saucy_tara @ Jan 12 2004, 07:08 PM)
I'm the sexiest person ever



Not really, i think Brian Molko from Placebo is.

Brian Molko is very sexy, I lurve a man in make-up - I adored Pete Murphy for years! I used to like Ville Valo but I think he's an arrogant *@!* now. The photo of you is great by the way....
Sir Maxerpopple
A type of primate. Related to chimps. That's a bonobo.
saucy_tara
Aww Thanks Franken-Sarah type thing!!!!! I'm quite chuffed with the pic coz normally i look like some weird, pale goth!!!!! (Oh yeah, I am!!!!!!!!)
xxx
miss_spunk
Skeet Ulrich:



Hello!
miss_spunk
These men make me scream uncontrollably









dammit I can't find any of Ewan McGregor as Curt Wild...OK I didn't look hard...but still they should jump out at you!

Cath Sparrow
Thank you Miss Spunk for the OH! so sexy pic of the adorable Jonny!!! wub.gif
It's the first one in the thread I can see! blink.gif
Polocrunch
Bonobos are extremely sexually active monkeys. Where humans would shake hands, bonobos have sex. They have sex constantly, with all ages and sexes - kids, adults, seniors, male-on-male, female-on-female - and in groups too. If the bonobos ever got found out by the Vatican, the death-rate for heart-attacks and aneurisms in central Rome would shoot up overnight.
franken-sarah
QUOTE (saucy_tara @ Jan 17 2004, 06:28 PM)
Aww Thanks Franken-Sarah type thing!!!!! I'm quite chuffed with the pic coz normally i look like some weird, pale goth!!!!! (Oh yeah, I am!!!!!!!!)
xxx

Your welcome, it's always cool when you get a photo taken that you actually like yourself in. I try my hardest to look pale and interesting but I always seem to look kinda rosey and a bit too "perky goth" when I really wanna go for "Bride of dracula" kinda thing!! The best piccie I had of me was taken outside and totally overexposed - mmm.... extra pale!! As a noob can I ask you a "technical" question...? How do you guys get your pictures and stuff under your names? Catchya later, going to bed now to nurse my cold - actually to try and obliterate it with tea and a dose of "medicinal" whisky!! x
franken-sarah
Thanks for the bonobo info Polocrunch - I'll use it wisely!! (And never in the vacinity of the Vatican!) wink.gif
Enslaved
Heya all! Yes, i'm a n00b - soon to be adopted by Rattgirl, my godess of all things Ratt. On the topic of 'most sexiest person i could oogle at all day long, i'd have to say it would be Angelina Jolie. c'mon do i really need a pic. not that i've figured out how to attach a pic yet but you all know she is the hooooottest wumman. uhuh. and on the subject of being gay... I am not. smile.gif
Sir Psycho Sexy
QUOTE (Polocrunch @ Jan 17 2004, 10:42 PM)
Bonobos are extremely sexually active monkeys. Where humans would shake hands, bonobos have sex. They have sex constantly, with all ages and sexes - kids, adults, seniors, male-on-male, female-on-female - and in groups too. If the bonobos ever got found out by the Vatican, the death-rate for heart-attacks and aneurisms in central Rome would shoot up overnight.

/me plots the down fall of the catholic church

MUAH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Tigersong


Take *that*, ye old Catholic Church.

Hubba hubba. blink.gif
Rattgirl
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It's a frightening thing when you pop into the "Teh Sexayest Person" thread and you see a picture of mid-coital monkeys....
ph34r.gif I'm going to go hide in Ask Jonman....

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Pixelgoth
QUOTE (snoo @ Jan 16 2004, 04:27 PM)
do you think there is a backlog of boots ads floating around on the net anywhere? I HAVE to see it!!!!

I don't know but if you have a spare 5 minutes have a look and let me know.....pant, pant biggrin.gif

/me goes off to have another cold shower laugh.gif
Pixelgoth
QUOTE (franken-sarah @ Jan 17 2004, 01:05 PM)

WOOF wink.gif Hubba hubba!!! biggrin.gif You so HAVE to come to the Meet in Winchester. From what I can gather there will be free boob feeling laugh.gif
Pixelgoth
QUOTE (leopold @ Jan 17 2004, 10:35 AM)
Georgeous Pouting Kate Winslet! Rrrrrowlll!!!! wub.gif

Personally I think she looks a bit better when she's a bit 'rounder' for want of a better PC word biggrin.gif I think there was a gorgeous pic of her a few years ago, just after Titanic I think, at an award ceremony with a lacy black number and she just look STUNNING. All proper womanly curves! biggrin.gif
leopold
QUOTE (Pixiegoth @ Jan 19 2004, 11:44 AM)
QUOTE (leopold @ Jan 17 2004, 10:35 AM)
Georgeous Pouting Kate Winslet!  Rrrrrowlll!!!! wub.gif

Personally I think she looks a bit better when she's a bit 'rounder' for want of a better PC word biggrin.gif I think there was a gorgeous pic of her a few years ago, just after Titanic I think, at an award ceremony with a lacy black number and she just look STUNNING. All proper womanly curves! biggrin.gif

I quite agree, hon. I so prefer chicks wi curves too! An I thought she looked fan-bloody-tastic in Titanic, wi all the curves an that. But could I find a pic of her in her sexy curvaceous state? Could I chuffers like! rolleyes.gif

It's no accident that porn queens have hourglass figures. Jodie Kidd... pfft! dry.gif
Sarah the Spider
Wow. Just wanted to say this thread made me orgasm. Numerous times. wink.gif

Must agree with some of my fellow female Matazoners and say John Cusack is sexy. He's dorky, dark eyes sexy. Mmmmm. happy.gif He was even in my signature tag for a while after I saw Say Anything, if anybody remembers when I had that. tongue.gif



I've recently jumped on the Ewan Mcgregor bandwagon as well. I chose this next picture not because he's sexy in it...but because Alison Lohman shares it with him, and she is absolutely adorable. happy.gif



Last one: 2D. This one bridges reality/cartoons but I don't care. I fecking love 2D.




Nonny nonny hey... biggrin.gif
franken-sarah
QUOTE (Sarah the Spider @ Jan 19 2004, 01:03 PM)
Wow. Just wanted to say this thread made me orgasm. Numerous times. wink.gif

Must agree with some of my fellow female Matazoners and say John Cusack is sexy. He's dorky, dark eyes sexy. Mmmmm. happy.gif He was even in my signature tag for a while after I saw Say Anything, if anybody remembers when I had that. tongue.gif



I've recently jumped on the Ewan Mcgregor bandwagon as well. I chose this next picture not because he's sexy in it...but because Alison Lohman shares it with him, and she is absolutely adorable. happy.gif



Last one: 2D. This one bridges reality/cartoons but I don't care. I fecking love 2D.




Nonny nonny hey... biggrin.gif

I'm with you girl, John Cusack is v sexy - yeah, there's certainly something about these nerdy looking guys that's appealing... oh, dear, does that make me sound "matronly"?? I watched him in "Identity" the other night, mean moody ex-cop type character... mmm.... yummy!! rolleyes.gif
miss_spunk
I've been looking for Damon Allbarn pictures!!! Wow, him in Beetlebum = orgasm right there right then. Its funny, I went on google, and they linked me to UF (Urban Freakshow) to a post I made - what a small world!

Aysha xxx
ravein
in my search for the sexiest ever... I have been to the mountain top.. and I have seen the sexy... and it was good... and soon it will be mine... mmmmmmwwwwwhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!


just as soon as I learn to play and save up 600$
miss_spunk
^^^OMG - that is gorgeous! *orgasms* I WANT THAT!!! Where did you get the picture from?

oh and JBJ:

Cath Sparrow
Arrh!!!! A girl after my own heart I've luv JBJ for over 10 years way back when I was 13 and the closest I've come to seeing them live was last summer when I was working in Selfridges and they were play in Hyde Park. Boy was I piss off!!! mad.gif Especially seeing as I know that you can see the bands playing over the fence for free!!! Bah!!!!! mad.gif
Sir Psycho Sexy
QUOTE (ravein @ Jan 20 2004, 07:22 PM)
in my search for the sexiest ever... I have been to the mountain top.. and I have seen the sexy... and it was good... and soon it will be mine... mmmmmmwwwwwhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!


just as soon as I learn to play and save up 600$

*drools*
ravein
QUOTE (miss_spunk @ Jan 20 2004, 03:41 PM)
^^^OMG - that is gorgeous! *orgasms* I WANT THAT!!! Where did you get the picture from?

go here traben bass.. it is a new line that is just coming out.... it hurts my junk to have to look at it.. I want one sooooooooooooooo bad.... just to leave you with one more sexy...

leopold
FIVE strings??? ohmy.gif

Good lor... is there no depth to which yer hedonism won't take ya, Rave??

Please say no. I have this mental idea of ya now, an I'd hate to have such a beautiful illusion shattered...

Oh, and a sort of namesake of yours sprang to mind...



Sultry Pouting Salma Hayek
Alanity
Salma Hayek <3

Sexayest web comic character by far...

Hurrah for angsty dentist!
Pixelgoth
QUOTE (miss_spunk @ Jan 20 2004, 07:41 PM)

Yes possibly but I can't help connecting him with the bad poodle permed mullet he once had. So NOT sexy!!! biggrin.gif
ravein
QUOTE (leopold @ Jan 21 2004, 06:30 AM)
FIVE strings???  ohmy.gif

Good lor... is there no depth to which yer hedonism won't take ya, Rave??

Please say no.  I have this mental idea of ya now, an I'd hate to have such a beautiful illusion shattered...

Oh, and a sort of namesake of yours sprang to mind...



Sultry Pouting Salma Hayek

lmfao!
*holds her 5 string closer* ph34r.gif

you know... I just wished I looked like her.... it is the least that could happen if she is gonna be using my name smile.gif
karismaklysm
QUOTE
you know... I just wished I looked like her.... it is the least that could happen if she is gonna be using my name


gratuitous cheese post:

*is glad you look like you and not like her*
*stares into your sunflower eyes*

*VOMITS on her hoop cheese*

you MAY be as sexy as the guitar....
ravein
QUOTE (karismaklysm @ Jan 21 2004, 01:54 PM)
QUOTE
you know... I just wished I looked like her.... it is the least that could happen if she is gonna be using my name


gratuitous cheese post:

*is glad you look like you and not like her*
*stares into your sunflower eyes*

*VOMITS on her hoop cheese*

you MAY be as sexy as the guitar....

* barfs repeatedly*
you know I am lactose intolerant... hehehehe

thank you.. you shall reap the rewards of extended oral pleasure tonight smile.gif
I did look hot with that bass wink.gif
DarkProtector
OK PEOPLE THIS THREAD IS THE BEST THREAD EVER
YAY
ORGASM COUNT : 10 FROM THIS THREAD
YAY
cheese is funny
QUOTE (DarkProtector @ Jan 21 2004, 07:54 PM)
OK PEOPLE THIS THREAD IS THE BEST THREAD EVER
YAY
ORGASM COUNT : 10 FROM THIS THREAD
YAY

o.o;

well, i think the thread has accomplished a new goal....
Succubusalicious
QUOTE (miss_spunk @ Jan 20 2004, 07:08 PM)
I've been looking for Damon Allbarn pictures!!! Wow, him in Beetlebum = orgasm right there right then. Its funny, I went on google, and they linked me to UF (Urban Freakshow) to a post I made - what a small world!

Aysha xxx

Oh my God that's just what I was going to say mmmmmm Beetlebum. Thanks for the JBJ picture as well !! I saw him at Hyde Park yay !! *sigh* Just him, me, and ninety-two thousand other people ..
MayaKitten
oooooooooh ...

mmmm ... mmm mmm mmm .... has ta' be Peter Murphy.

Honourable mentions to Johnny Depp, Jonathan Rhys Meyers, John Malkovitch in Dangerous Liaisons, Anne Pigalle, Angelina Jolie, Beatrice Dalle.

and in live gigs .... somehow ... Perry Farrell.
Mingtea
Ok I vote....




My CROTCH!!!!!!!!

or failing that.





"Ellen Muth"

Georgia from dead like me

Oh jesus god yes!

smile.gif
the lil' pie fairy
QUOTE (ravein @ Jan 20 2004, 07:22 PM)
in my search for the sexiest ever... I have been to the mountain top.. and I have seen the sexy... and it was good... and soon it will be mine... mmmmmmwwwwwhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!


just as soon as I learn to play and save up 600$

*collapses*

oh

my

god...

please, pm me the web address for that. that is, quite frankly, the most beautiful instrument i have ever seen *is agape*
franken-sarah
QUOTE (MayaKitten @ Jan 23 2004, 01:01 AM)
oooooooooh ...

mmmm ... mmm mmm mmm .... has ta' be Peter Murphy.

Honourable mentions to Johnny Depp, Jonathan Rhys Meyers, John Malkovitch in Dangerous Liaisons, Anne Pigalle, Angelina Jolie, Beatrice Dalle.

and in live gigs .... somehow ... Perry Farrell.

Yes! Someone actually agrees... Pete Murphy is the Dark Lord of Lust-filled Thoughts!! (For me anyway - and you too Kitten!!)

Davey Havok is v hot too, saw A.F.I. in the summer and when Davey threw himself upon the audience it was lucky he was caught due to the swooning females!!

As for Perry Farrell he's sexy in an Iggy Pop gorg taught body kinda way - and he wears make up which works for me! wink.gif
Polocrunch
QUOTE (Mingtea @ Jan 23 2004, 02:30 AM)
Ok I vote....




My CROTCH!!!!!!!!

*Starts rubbing thighs*
Sun Tsu
QUOTE (leopold @ Jan 21 2004, 10:30 AM)
Oh, and a sort of namesake of yours sprang to mind...



Sultry Pouting Salma Hayek

Too true! She's absolutely gorgeous, and no-one believes me about that...it's getting irritating...
phoenix
sexy men:

gary douran

eric szmanda
besides my fascination with forensics these two make csi, very easy to watch

and the women:

and gwen stefani, those etes and lips...mmm

and saucy tara!!!! omg, can i keep you in my closet for fun time!! grr baby wink.gif
LoLo
I love you phoenix! Gary Douran is soooooooooo sexy. He pushes my buttons almost as well as Kiefer. laugh.gif
VVes
I am sorry...

...but I must say , hands down...

Jeisa (Garnier Fructis fame) is THE sexiest girl in the entire world...




(vote for Jeisa, I command you!!!)

(sorry I couldn't find a smaller pic, she's that big... someone resize?)
VVes
... and just to be fair...

Ty Penington (Trading Spaces: a American Changing Rooms show)







... thumbs up...
monkey_called_narth
my crab...




now





last year
saucy_tara
Phoenix, you can keep me anywhere baby, rrrwowllllll wink.gif wink.gif wink.gif
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