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leopold
Well, last night, onto the doormat dropped a letter.

From my solicitor.

With my Decree Absolute!

Now I'm totally divorced! Weeeeeeeeee!!!!! biggrin.gif biggrin.gif

Well, I say "Weeeeeee!!!!!", but it is a bit sad. To see the end of summat that once I truly believed in is a bit deflatin. But there again, at least now this bit of this chapter of me life is now sorted out, one less thing to worry about. Now all I hafta do is sell me house so I can pay off me ex...

An now I'm a free man again! Form an orderly queue, lay-dees! wink.gif laugh.gif
CommieBastard
Good on yer, Lee. You're shot of something that's clearly been holding you back. Congrats :D
MistressAlti
*cuts to the front of the line* biggrin.gif

Yay, or Awww, for the finality (depending on your mood at the moment tongue.gif).
ravein
I can truly say, as a woman who has almost feed herself from the ex from hell... CONGRATULATIONS! I know it stings a bit... but... it is a step forward. My ex moves out of our apartment Feb 29th... then I will be free at last!! Good Luck Leo!!!
Jonman
Hey hey hey! We're clearly playing swapsies! You're no longer married, and as of Sunday, I will be!

Congrats and all that fella.
Sir Psycho Sexy
QUOTE (ravein @ Jan 14 2004, 06:16 PM)
I can truly say, as a woman who has almost feed herself from the ex from hell... CONGRATULATIONS!

...didn't taste good huh?? tongue.gif

go leo!! i now have competitiion as the most eligable bachelor-thingy.... biggrin.gif

...in my miiind
Phyllis
QUOTE (Jonman @ Jan 14 2004, 06:22 PM)
Hey hey hey! We're clearly playing swapsies! You're no longer married, and as of Sunday, I will be!

Wow...you're getting married that soon? ohmy.gif

And congrats, Leo! I bet it feels good to have it all over with at least. smile.gif

Edit: Oh! I forgot to get into the line! Grah! /me takes a place behind Spiff
spiffilicious05
*giggles and runs to get into the queue*

laugh.gif yay - good for you!

and wow jonman already? ohmy.gif ! laugh.gif
Jonman
yeah

*grins*

In the best possible way, it's convienient to do it now - we're having a small, informal ceremony performed by a friend. It'll make us legally married, which given that I'm english and she's american, will make immigration into whichever country we end up staying in a breeze. The important thing to note is that we were going to do it anyway, so why not 'officially' do it now if it's going to make out lives (or life together, I should say) much less stressful.

There's a big gown'n'tux event planned for next year some time. Her a big white marshmellow - me, James Bond.
Phyllis
Awww...hehe. Well, congrats to you and the future Mrs. Jonman then! smile.gif
Tigersong
QUOTE (Jonman @ Jan 14 2004, 02:35 PM)
There's a big gown'n'tux event planned for next year some time. Her a big white marshmellow - me, James Bond.

lmao

I believe the phrase you're looking for is "She looks a bit... meringue."
Spacehappy
The past behind, and the new life in. Congratultions Leo ..............just don't do what i do and call the new missus by the ex's name wink.gif (that was a HUGE fight) huh.gif
Jonman
QUOTE (Spacehappy @ Jan 14 2004, 01:54 PM)
The past behind, and the new life in. Congratultions Leo ..............just don't do what i do and call the new missus by the ex's name wink.gif (that was a HUGE fight) huh.gif

A simple solution - whenever a new girlfriend asks about your ex, make up some utterly outlandish name that no-one you've ever met had...
"oh her? Yeah, her name was Tallulaistix." That way, you'll never be caught! Hurrah!

Alternatively, only ever date women with the same name.
Spacehappy
QUOTE (Jonman @ Jan 14 2004, 09:04 PM)
QUOTE (Spacehappy @ Jan 14 2004, 01:54 PM)
The past behind, and the new life in. Congratultions Leo ..............just don't do what i do and call the new missus by the ex's name  wink.gif (that was a HUGE fight) huh.gif

A simple solution - whenever a new girlfriend asks about your ex, make up some utterly outlandish name that no-one you've ever met had...
"oh her? Yeah, her name was Tallulaistix." That way, you'll never be caught! Hurrah!

Alternatively, only ever date women with the same name.

My dad only ever dated Carols ........damn his genius. Johnman your an inspiration .......................but what do i say when i call them by someone elses name? wink.gif
Tigersong
QUOTE (Jonman @ Jan 14 2004, 03:04 PM)
QUOTE (Spacehappy @ Jan 14 2004, 01:54 PM)
The past behind, and the new life in. Congratultions Leo ..............just don't do what i do and call the new missus by the ex's name  wink.gif (that was a HUGE fight) huh.gif

A simple solution - whenever a new girlfriend asks about your ex, make up some utterly outlandish name that no-one you've ever met had...
"oh her? Yeah, her name was Tallulaistix." That way, you'll never be caught! Hurrah!

Alternatively, only ever date women with the same name.

Ohhhh GOD TALLULAISTIX! Yes Yes YEEEES!

...

Ahem.

biggrin.gif

/spam
Cath Sparrow
Big hugs to Leo and Jonman! Congrates to both of you. biggrin.gif
leopold
QUOTE (Sir_Psycho_Sexy @ Jan 14 2004, 08:20 PM)
go leo!! i now have competitiion as the most eligable bachelor-thingy.... biggrin.gif

...in my miiind

Ya have no chance against me, make your time! All your base are belong to us!

*ahem*

No, seriously, I'm the sexiest man on the planet...

...in my miiiiind

Well, I'm the sexiest man in the country...

...in my miiiiind

Well, I'm the sexiest man in my house...






...in my miiiiind


/me looks around the forums

/me writes on hand

Must... be... more... original.
Pixelgoth
QUOTE (Sir_Psycho_Sexy @ Jan 14 2004, 08:20 PM)
QUOTE (ravein @ Jan 14 2004, 06:16 PM)
I can truly say, as a woman who has almost feed herself from the ex from hell... CONGRATULATIONS!

...didn't taste good huh?? tongue.gif

go leo!! i now have competitiion as the most eligable bachelor-thingy.... biggrin.gif

...in my miiind

You're both eligible bachelors in my mind. If I'm looking for the older man there's Leo and the younger toy boy there's SPS!!!! laugh.gif wink.gif

Seriously Leo, congrats. I know how relieved my Mum was when her DA came through.

Good luck and put down those women! rolleyes.gif laugh.gif
Jonman
QUOTE (Spacehappy @ Jan 14 2004, 02:08 PM)
QUOTE (Jonman @ Jan 14 2004, 09:04 PM)
QUOTE (Spacehappy @ Jan 14 2004, 01:54 PM)
The past behind, and the new life in. Congratultions Leo ..............just don't do what i do and call the new missus by the ex's name wink.gif (that was a HUGE fight) huh.gif

A simple solution - whenever a new girlfriend asks about your ex, make up some utterly outlandish name that no-one you've ever met had...
"oh her? Yeah, her name was Tallulaistix." That way, you'll never be caught! Hurrah!

Alternatively, only ever date women with the same name.

My dad only ever dated Carols ........damn his genius. Johnman your an inspiration .......................but what do i say when i call them by someone elses name? wink.gif

Well, let me say one thing - there's no recourse for using the wrong name during an 'intimate moment'. You're screwed, plain and simple. Using it in everyday life is nearly as bad, but you can at least claim that "I've got a rare form on Tourette's that causes me to confuse people's names. I'm probably should've told you that before Jeff."
Rattgirl
*jumps up onto Leo's podium and takes up stance right by his elbow*


Okay all you women!!! As Leo's absolute and eternal Official Snuggle Slut, I must determine which of you is the most perfect for my Pimp Daddy Extraordinaire.


ALL THOSE WHO DO NOT FIND HIM UTTERLY ADORABLE AND INCREDIBLY INTICING FROM EVERY PERSPECTIVE AND ANGLE, LEAVE THE LINE NOW!!!!!!


MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH.

*nuzzles under Leo's arm* ok I'm done...no worries, it was just a short in one of my fuses. Hi!!!!! Congratulations!!!! (that's coming from the divorced part of me)

And Congratulations to you too, Jon!
ravein
QUOTE (Sir_Psycho_Sexy @ Jan 14 2004, 04:20 PM)
QUOTE (ravein @ Jan 14 2004, 06:16 PM)
I can truly say, as a woman who has almost feed herself from the ex from hell... CONGRATULATIONS!

...didn't taste good huh?? tongue.gif

go leo!! i now have competitiion as the most eligable bachelor-thingy.... biggrin.gif

...in my miiind

no it tasted like kaka tongue.gif
*mumbles* cant even let a girl make a mistake.... wink.gif

I just signed the lesbian equivalent of divorce papers... the "remove tenant from lease" form... YAY!!!!!! She is off my lease and off my back!!!
leopold
Hurrah! Now we're both free agents, Rave!! biggrin.gif biggrin.gif

So, wanna shack up with me, baby? wink.gif
LoLo
Congrats Leo! Let the next chapter be filled with more excitement and mystery! wooooo. laugh.gif
ravein
QUOTE (leopold @ Jan 15 2004, 10:50 AM)
Hurrah! Now we're both free agents, Rave!! biggrin.gif biggrin.gif

So, wanna shack up with me, baby? wink.gif

*grabs pillow and hat*
lets go baby! think of it... Leo and raveins bachelor pad... women get in free after 5 pm... draft 50% off on Fridays wink.gif laugh.gif


It could work.... it really could....
leopold
QUOTE (ravein @ Jan 15 2004, 02:54 PM)
QUOTE (leopold @ Jan 15 2004, 10:50 AM)
Hurrah!  Now we're both free agents, Rave!!  biggrin.gif  biggrin.gif

So, wanna shack up with me, baby? wink.gif

*grabs pillow and hat*
lets go baby! think of it... Leo and raveins bachelor pad... women get in free after 5 pm... draft 50% off on Fridays wink.gif laugh.gif


It could work.... it really could....

Hey, it really could!! Jus think, hon... all chicks and no blokes. How great would that be?? Wall to wall chicks we could both hit on. And if that failed, well we could jus hit on each other instead wink.gif
ravein
I think you just described heaven leo...well at least our heaven anyway biggrin.gif
*drools*
saucy_tara
Leo, I'm yours. As of now. On one condition tho...


When you say "in my miiind "you have to do it Eddie Izzard style. In a frock.


Rwowlllllllll.......... wink.gif wink.gif wink.gif
phoenix
QUOTE (Tigersong @ Jan 14 2004, 03:45 PM)
QUOTE (Jonman @ Jan 14 2004, 02:35 PM)
There's a big gown'n'tux event planned for next year some time. Her a big white marshmellow - me, James Bond.

lmao

I believe the phrase you're looking for is "She looks a bit... meringue."

4 weddings and a funeral!

grats jon on th emarriage, and yay for officalness with you leo, my song base lover (just being real random there)
Sir Psycho Sexy
QUOTE (saucy_tara @ Jan 15 2004, 06:20 PM)
Leo, I'm yours. As of now. On one condition tho...


When you say "in my miiind "you have to do it Eddie Izzard style. In a frock.


Rwowlllllllll.......... wink.gif wink.gif wink.gif

i like that eddie izzard vid best, he has kick ass costumes, and the oddest tights i've ever seen...and BREASTS!!! oh i so want to do the breast gag on a plane tongue.gif
leopold
QUOTE (saucy_tara @ Jan 15 2004, 06:20 PM)
Leo, I'm yours. As of now. On one condition tho...


When you say "in my miiind "you have to do it Eddie Izzard style. In a frock.


Rwowlllllllll.......... wink.gif wink.gif wink.gif

But of course! Is there any other way to do it?

/me writes on hand

Must... do... this... in... a... frock

You want the breasts as well? I'm sure I can get some from somewhere...

Mine, you say... Hmmmmmmmmm... I think the rest of the queue will be bitterly disappointed tongue.gif
Mata
Hands off ladies, Leo's mine... Oh, I suppose I might share him, I have a feeling I might have the wrong tackle anyway *sniff* So this is what rejection feels like.... *sob*

What's wrong with Tallulaistix? I know a Tallulaistix Badcrumble-Bigusdickus...
porcelainwarrior
congrats and other woo-hoo type thingie-bobs, seems that there be a lot of people after your good self so i'll just get in line...hopefully i won't have a colony of ulcers by the time you get to me...

and please w3ill someone explain this eddie izzard joke to me? i'm so confused...
WeeJ
QUOTE (Sir_Psycho_Sexy @ Jan 14 2004, 08:20 PM)
go leo!! i now have competitiion as the most eligable bachelor-thingy.... biggrin.gif

...in my miiind

Heh heh. Eddie Izzard rocks biggrin.gif wink.gif
I know I've said this a squillion times, but I'm going to tell you again.
I met him! biggrin.gif biggrin.gif biggrin.gif
He's very short smile.gif

Lee, I'm sincerly hoping you're going to come to the mata meet as we plan to get you very, very drunk.
Put your pulling pants on me lad-o, we're going lay-dee hunting biggrin.gif laugh.gif wink.gif
Pixelgoth
QUOTE (WeeJ @ Jan 16 2004, 12:54 PM)
Put your pulling pants on me lad-o, we're going lay-dee hunting biggrin.gif laugh.gif wink.gif

Can I come a ladyeee hunting too? unsure.gif

wink.gif
WeeJ
QUOTE (Pixiegoth @ Jan 16 2004, 01:36 PM)
QUOTE (WeeJ @ Jan 16 2004, 12:54 PM)
Put your pulling pants on me lad-o, we're going lay-dee hunting biggrin.gif laugh.gif wink.gif

Can I come a ladyeee hunting too? unsure.gif

wink.gif

Woman, you don't need to...you've got me wink.gif

I'm like one of the moose heads on your living room wall, only slighlty less hairy biggrin.gif
Pixelgoth
QUOTE (WeeJ @ Jan 16 2004, 01:38 PM)
I'm like one of the moose heads on your living room wall, only slighlty less hairy biggrin.gif

Hey baby! It's not your head I'm interested in wink.gif wink.gif

Oh look at me rolleyes.gif I'm turning into a leacherous (sp?) old (wo)man! dry.gif
WeeJ
QUOTE (Pixiegoth @ Jan 16 2004, 01:51 PM)
QUOTE (WeeJ @ Jan 16 2004, 01:38 PM)
I'm like one of the moose heads on your living room wall, only slighlty less hairy biggrin.gif

Hey baby! It's not your head I'm interested in wink.gif wink.gif

Oh look at me rolleyes.gif I'm turning into a leacherous (sp?) old (wo)man! dry.gif

I'm confused...you want to mount my breasts on your living room wall?

Oh dear Sam, we've lowered the tone of yet another thread. Sorry Lee! laugh.gif
Pixelgoth
QUOTE (WeeJ @ Jan 16 2004, 01:54 PM)
I'm confused...you want to mount my breasts on your living room wall?

Oh dear Sam, we've lowered the tone of yet another thread. Sorry Lee! laugh.gif

No, it was just an excuse to be pervy wink.gif

And yes sorry Leo

/me hands Leo spanking implement

Oooop *looks sheepish* there I go again! laugh.gif
WeeJ
Good lord.

Don't blame me when someone whips out a camera to try and make a few quid producing a dodgy porn film!
Pixelgoth
QUOTE (WeeJ @ Jan 16 2004, 02:00 PM)
Don't blame me when someone whips out a camera to try and make a few quid producing a dodgy porn film!

/me hides my camera

Camera? I would never let anyone take dodgy pictures of us my darling! I promise they would all be artfully posed. You've seen the boobie snaps from the last meet?

Hee! wink.gif
Mata
I'd forgotten about them, funny that they never got included in any of the webpages that I saw...
WeeJ
QUOTE (Mata @ Jan 16 2004, 04:03 PM)
I'd forgotten about them, funny that they never got included in any of the webpages that I saw...

Its actually a picture of my boobs. Not Sams.
I know this because I was wearing my heart shaped locket which you can see in the photo. Sam was wearing a tight choker necklace so they couldn't have been hers.

I didn't bother scanning them in being as I've seen my breasts a squillion times before.

not sure why I have a photo of my own boobs though blink.gif
Pixelgoth
QUOTE (Mata @ Jan 16 2004, 04:03 PM)
I'd forgotten about them, funny that they never got included in any of the webpages that I saw...

To be honest they weren't very good pictures and I was sure one particular pair was mine and WeeJ thought they were hers. I mean let's face it I'm slightly more well endowed than J (no offence J *hugs*) so you'd think we'd be able to tell them apart! rolleyes.gif

Not sure we ever really figured it out...... wink.gif
WeeJ
QUOTE (Pixiegoth @ Jan 16 2004, 04:08 PM)
Not sure we ever really figured it out...... wink.gif

We'll have to compare in Winchester laugh.gif
Pixelgoth
QUOTE (WeeJ @ Jan 16 2004, 04:12 PM)
We'll have to compare in Winchester laugh.gif

*engage sarcasm tone*

Yes, let's just get our boobs out in the middle of the pub and ask people to look at them, look at the photo and tell us whos boobs they are.

*disengage*

laugh.gif laugh.gif

It could be a new game.....with prizes.....must be prizes wink.gif
Mata
If that were to be promised then we'd probably have even more people coming along to the meet laugh.gif
Jonman
Anyway, you can't just gauge boobnicity by looking. It requires at least a bit of manual jiggling.
leopold
As a qualified engineer, I prefer to use more manual methods of measurin things. Nowt like a hands-on test, if ya ask me... hyuk hyuk wink.gif laugh.gif

Porce - get the Eddie Izzard video "Sexie"... it'll explain it all.
Pixelgoth
So basically you're all saying that you want to cop a feel at the meet?!?! huh.gif ohmy.gif

I'm not sure Ed would be 100% for that. Unless of course it was WeeJ and then he'd luuuurrrrrvvvvvveee it......as I'm sure you lot would too! rolleyes.gif biggrin.gif
leopold
Too bloody right we do!! And we'll make sure that Ed has gone to the lavvy or the bar or summat before we do our, erm, measurements wink.gif laugh.gif

Oh, an now it seems me meetin in Paris has been postponed till March! And the new missus dun mind me goin to the meet!! Much w00tage!!! biggrin.gif biggrin.gif So assumin I can find me a bed in the next coupla days, I could well be there!!!!

O Saucy One, if you go too, I'll be a very happy bunny! biggrin.gif
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