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LoLo
Thought I'd make the poll, since Inky's distracted with PMs. I vote it doesn't really matter as long as they know how to use it, however it does help if one can feel it, but that comes in with knowing how to use it. lol
Industrial Kybosh
*L* If I'd had to place a bet on who would make this thread, I would just have won.

Going from what I've heard from female friends, it's all about how a gent employs his old chap, and not so much about the dimensions God endowed him with. That said, many have praised a cock of good girth rather than impressive length.

Funny how the women in the boob thread can happily chat about the size of their puppies, and yet I feel loathe to recount the dimensions of my monkey. And yet, in fairness...

*deep breath*

Call it seven inches erect. And not exactly thin. Rather the opposite.

...

I feel somehow dirty now...
TigerLily013
I do not think it really matters, as long as they know how to use it. I love my guy and his lil guy all in all! wink.gif
ravein
................. I am so disturbed................

But... as long as you can swing it right... size doesn’t matter.........
Atari
There is some unwritten law against open discussion about the size of one's penis. I suppose its because so many of us men tie our manhood directly to our.. manhood.

I think its less about physical things and more about how much skill/effort you put into the equation. Make your mate feel like a prince/princess and they'll recipocate in turn (and tell their friends *blush*)

Love, David
Tigersong
LoLo, where's the thick, veiny, throbbing option?

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(Sorry, inside joke.)

And what can I say, but it's not the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean.
Snugglebum the Destroyer
That's actually a really hard question. (boom, boom! biggrin.gif )

I suppose I should say that it's what's done with it that counts, not the size. But if I'm truthful I'd have to say that size is important too. I've had partners with thick and stubby and to be quite honest it's a bit embaressing to ask if it's in yet (never said I was tactful). Can't imagine that does their ego a huge amount of good either.

So, I'd have to say my preferred size is above six inchs and on the thicker side.

Then again, who could say no to a massive, thick, veiny Trogan of pleasure?

On a side note - foreskin or no foreskin? Does it make a difference?
TigerLily013
QUOTE (Snugglebum the Destroyer @ Mar 19 2004, 07:15 AM)
That's actually a really hard question. (boom, boom! biggrin.gif )

I suppose I should say that it's what's done with it that counts, not the size. But if I'm truthful I'd have to say that size is important too. I've had partners with thick and stubby and to be quite honest it's a bit embaressing to ask if it's in yet (never said I was tactful). Can't imagine that does their ego a huge amount of good either.

So, I'd have to say my preferred size is above six inchs and on the thicker side.

Then again, who could say no to a massive, thick, veiny Trogan of pleasure?

On a side note - foreskin or no foreskin? Does it make a difference?

Definitely, 6 inches is probably best. The average male unit is 5-7 inches. Anythign higher than 8 I heard hurts like something else.

As for foreskin no foreskin... I don't mind either but no foreskin seems to hit closer to me than the other. Nothing wrong with the other, just yeah.
Jaq
QUOTE (Industrial Kybosh @ Mar 18 2004, 09:21 PM)
Funny how the women in the boob thread can happily chat about the size of their puppies, and yet I feel loathe to recount the dimensions of my monkey. And yet, in fairness...

*deep breath*

Call it seven inches erect. And not exactly thin. Rather the opposite.

...

I feel somehow dirty now...

Okay, did anyone else giggle when InKy said puppies and monkey?



I really don't have a valid comment on this poll, but an educated guess would say that it's how you use it (and the rest of your body) that matters, not how big the little dangly bit is.
CommieBastard
If I could pick a penis, I'd say medium length and slender, but I feel other aesthetics are just as important, such as smoothness, prominence of veins, amount of hair...


...I feel so cheap tongue.gif
Alanity
thick, veiny, and throbbing++
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Fallen Element
thick and long! hehehe

...

Fal xXx
Polocrunch
I suppose as long as it looks clean and fairly tidy, I'm not too worried. I prefer circumcised men therefore. Also, it matches me! Whee!
Obviously below 5 inches would be a bit... disappointing. Meh, I'm not one to complain.
Snugglebum the Destroyer
I prefer un - circumcised men. I find that a circumcised penis is slightly harder to....um....manually stimulate. There's more scope for discomfort on his part if you don't get it just so.

Or am I just crap at hand jobs??? blink.gif
sjbbandgeek
QUOTE (Tigersong @ Mar 18 2004, 11:05 PM)
And what can I say, but it's not the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean.

But it's pretty damn hard to go from New York to Cape Town in a canoe.
EvilSpork
To quote Mr. SB (or Mata, that works too wink.gif) "I feel so unclean... So unclean..."
gothictheysay
QUOTE (EvilSpoon @ Mar 19 2004, 07:12 PM)
To quote Mr. SB (or Mata, that works too wink.gif) "I feel so unclean... So unclean..."

Uncleeeeeeean...

Well, I can't really participate in the poll, having no experience. But I'm sure size and "motion in the ocean" both play a role.
TigerLily013
QUOTE (Snugglebum the Destroyer @ Mar 19 2004, 01:41 PM)
I prefer un - circumcised men. I find that a circumcised penis is slightly harder to....um....manually stimulate. There's more scope for discomfort on his part if you don't get it just so.

Or am I just crap at hand jobs??? blink.gif

Nah, we all have preferences.

Its weird...I find it easier to manually stimulate a circumsized penis than the other way around, cuz your options on how you do so increase a bit...but you're just talking about handjobs right? *blush* my bad.

I never had a complaint from my significant other about discomfort...just when I first started doing that stuff because I had NO idea what I was doing tongue.gif

I know guys clean their area either way but is it true guys that are not cut tend to have to clean their unit more so under the foreskin and so fourth?
Sir Psycho Sexy
for some bizarre reason i felt compelled to null my vote


....but for the record, i'm long and thick laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif

oh and i've heard circumsized men generally don't have as much fun in the sack as uncircumsized men...and i wash my tackle once a day, is that enough? no one's ever complained unsure.gif
monkey_called_narth
i go for long and thick... i jsut feels better to me... and ive done the "are you in yet" thing too. lets jsut say that the guy didnt like that ery much and left shortly after hearing it unsure.gif but i like the uncurcumsized better because you can feel it more... but on a off note, circumsized men are senative in the area where they were cut at and if you rub it they get hard super fast... dont ask how i know that!
CommieBastard
QUOTE (Sir_Psycho_Sexy @ Mar 20 2004, 02:44 AM)
i've heard circumsized men generally don't have as much fun in the sack as uncircumsized men

How would they measure that?
Sir Psycho Sexy
QUOTE (CommieBastard @ Mar 20 2004, 12:05 PM)
QUOTE (Sir_Psycho_Sexy @ Mar 20 2004, 02:44 AM)
i've heard circumsized men generally don't have as much fun in the sack as uncircumsized men

How would they measure that?

on some kinda of pleasure-o-meter i guess, possibly similar to the erection-o-meter they used when developing viagra (i saw a documentry)
gothictheysay
QUOTE
possibly similar to the erection-o-meter they used when developing viagra (i saw a documentry)


In "Time" magazine, in small print under Viagra ad:

*The men in the study, who had already had success with Viagra, took 100 mg at least 2 hours after eating and then used a stopwatch to see hor fast they got an erection that allowed them to have sex."

blink.gif blink.gif

A STOPWATCH?!

Of course, I ended up laughing hysterically. laugh.gif
Sir Psycho Sexy
QUOTE (gothictheysay @ Mar 20 2004, 07:23 PM)
QUOTE
possibly similar to the erection-o-meter they used when developing viagra (i saw a documentry)


In "Time" magazine, in small print under Viagra ad:

*The men in the study, who had already had success with Viagra, took 100 mg at least 2 hours after eating and then used a stopwatch to see hor fast they got an erection that allowed them to have sex."

blink.gif blink.gif

A STOPWATCH?!

Of course, I ended up laughing hysterically. laugh.gif

i'll take panorama over "Time" magazine anyday tongue.gif
Industrial Kybosh
My, what a lively debate! Informative, too.

Perhaps now is the time to bring up pubic hair. Is a thick thatch acceptable? Should men be shaven? Or - yelp! - waxed? Or should some happy medium be found?

I bring this up after recent public house contemplation of the 'back, sack 'n' crack' waxes that have somehow become popular. Do people actually want to see men with scrotums like freshly plucked chickens?

The idea revolts and disturbs me, but then I am both averse to pain in the privates, and a fan of a trim, but not non-existant, pant hedge.
Polocrunch
I can understand waxing your back, but ouch to anywhere else. Yeurgh. Hmmm, wellllll, maybe I can understand the "sack" bit, seeing as it increases sensitivity.
Oh gods no! Stop that line of thought there!
LoLo
QUOTE (Industrial Kybosh @ Mar 21 2004, 03:57 AM)
My, what a lively debate! Informative, too.

Perhaps now is the time to bring up pubic hair. Is a thick thatch acceptable? Should men be shaven? Or - yelp! - waxed? Or should some happy medium be found?

I bring this up after recent public house contemplation of the 'back, sack 'n' crack' waxes that have somehow become popular. Do people actually want to see men with scrotums like freshly plucked chickens?

The idea revolts and disturbs me, but then I am both averse to pain in the privates, and a fan of a trim, but not non-existant, pant hedge.

I have to say that shaven is better. Men complain about women not being shaven and them getting pubs in their teeth, well i have has the same complaint and expect the same! lol
Snugglebum the Destroyer
I agree with Lolo here. I don't insist on completely bald, but shaved down a bit so I can see what I'm dealing with. It's always appreciated. rolleyes.gif

I also believe there's a hygeine issue with there too. When both parties are nicely shaved it makes it a lot easier to clear up afterwards.
my cool username wasn't take
blink.gif unsure.gif ohmy.gif huh.gif Glad to see kids are debating the important issues of today [sarcasm].

Glad to see people are making relevant posts which actually add something to the topic.
Sir Maxerpopple
Perhaps a misuse of moderator ability?
shib
I don't know, but personally, hair disturbs me. I like nice smooth soft things, there fore long scratchy pubic hair is kind of disturbing in my eyes. But as long as it's trimmed nicely there isn't a big problem.
Sir Psycho Sexy
QUOTE (Sir Maxerpopple @ Mar 23 2004, 12:32 AM)
Perhaps a misuse of moderator ability?

I wouldn't say so, if someone is going to try and mock the subjects we like to talk about then i think someone should point out that it's not welcome, perhaps you need to be reminded of that actually qualifies as a relevant post? I like how he calls us kids, I wonder how old he is?

and for the record, shaving is VERY itchy and i would assume (unprofessional) waxing is very painful, is there an easy answer?
cheese is funny
I have seen special electronic devises made for the removal of hair without the use of shaving and waxing and so on. I would imagine that it would do the trick down there quite well, if they work. I have only seen them on TV, but they do look quite impressive.
Atari
I trim the pubic area regularly, else it turns into a great wooly mass of hair.

I considered shaving, but I don't feel comforable with a sharp razor that close to my important parts (eep).
CommieBastard
QUOTE (Sir Maxerpopple @ Mar 23 2004, 12:32 AM)
Perhaps a misuse of moderator ability?

If you feel that's the case, feel free to take it to Mata.
Edit: in fact, I've saved you the trouble and posted about it in the mod's forum.

Back on subject, from what I've heard: guys, if you must shave the areas which I personally would never wield a razorblade anywhere near, for the love of Shigeru Miyamoto do not shave against the grain.
WeeJ
I LIKE EM' BIG


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spiffilicious05
There is something to be said for a person being almost too big.....

Then there's the porn star dick

And the pencil dick


would you rather have a one inch long stubby dick? or an 8 inch long pencil dick?
Polocrunch
QUOTE (Sir_Psycho_Sexy @ Mar 23 2004, 02:21 AM)
and for the record, shaving is VERY itchy

It certainly is. I tried shaving down there once, and I walked around scratching and tweaking myself at school for a week. Trimming is OK though, that doesn't give me any problems.

QUOTE
Back on subject, from what I've heard: guys, if you must shave the areas which I personally would never wield a razorblade anywhere near, for the love of Shigeru Miyamoto do not shave against the grain.


I never had any trouble with that. My razor is crappy and blunt anyway, so that's probably the explanation.
Righteous
I'm long and think and know how to use it. I chose "thick and juicy" simply because I can say that about myself. laugh.gif

QUOTE
if you must shave the areas which I personally would never wield a razorblade anywhere near, for the love of Shigeru Miyamoto do not shave against the grain.

I've always been afraid of hitting something important if I were to shave my manpole and baby factories. In any case, whether you shave with the grain or not, according to my brothers, is irrelevant. At first it itches like mad but after a while you get used to it. I take a pair of scissors to my lower domain every once in awhile but even then I'm mad careful not to hit anything important.
WeeJ
Not a fat lot gets shaved if you don't go against the grain.
Polocrunch
QUOTE (WeeJ @ Mar 23 2004, 07:41 PM)
Not a fat lot gets shaved if you don't go against the grain.

Exactly. You just get cock-stubble. And cock-stubble is not pretty.
WeeJ
QUOTE (Polocrunch @ Mar 23 2004, 08:10 PM)
QUOTE (WeeJ @ Mar 23 2004, 07:41 PM)
Not a fat lot gets shaved if you don't go against the grain.

Exactly. You just get cock-stubble. And cock-stubble is not pretty.

And vag stubble is? blink.gif
Righteous
It's not that bad. It's better than having pubes a guy can get lost in.
Polocrunch
I wouldn't know, thank Ganeesh!

Still, I do avoid vulnerable looking bloodvessels. Massive bleeding from your genitalia would be extremely embarassing to deal with.
WeeJ
QUOTE (Polocrunch @ Mar 23 2004, 08:14 PM)
I wouldn't know, thank Ganeesh!

Are you telling me you wouldn't like to be female? Even for just one day?
Righteous
QUOTE (WeeJ @ Mar 23 2004, 03:16 PM)
QUOTE (Polocrunch @ Mar 23 2004, 08:14 PM)
I wouldn't know, thank Ganeesh!

Are you telling me you wouldn't like to be female? Even for just one day?

I sure as hell would. I'd just like to experience it, particularly with my friend Sam who wants to be a guy for one day.
Polocrunch
QUOTE (WeeJ @ Mar 23 2004, 08:16 PM)
Are you telling me you wouldn't like to be female? Even for just one day?

I've never really seen the attraction (boom boom!). It's probably a gay thing. Being a woman also seemed very... inconvenient to me. Also, being a woman doesn't seem like much of a change to me. Being straight would be interesting though. Hmmm.
Thus Spoke Zarathustra
I'd like to try it out, but not the whole body swapping thing, thats the kind of caper that will end you up in Hollywood territory
gothictheysay
QUOTE
It's not that bad. It's better than having pubes a guy can get lost in.


I was told not to shave down there, and all I do shave are the sides. But vag stubble is SO IRRITATING! It's so horribly ugly and icky and makes me feel unclean. (So uncleeeean...) I don't think I'd mind hair down there on other people though. I don't bother with trimming, either.
shib
I saw a cream on TV that you apply after shaving, and apparently it gets rid of the itch and the red bumps. I've heard from a few friends that it really works, and now I really want it! If it really were that easy, it would make my day
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