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LoLo
I'm going to sound grumpy here for a minute but, Ri if you make one more action figure of yourself I'll be forced to make the Righteous action figure with vieny throbbing penis action and a straight pen available to be stuck in the urethra. laugh.gif
Righteous
Ah, yes. I recall your fascination with veiny throbbing penises. wink.gif

So I can't continue to make fun of myself as a fat, haggard bum? sad.gif That's the majority of my sense of humor, self-degradation.

<-------Someone's visited the Temple of Moody lately. laugh.gif
Oni Usagi
QUOTE (LoLo @ May 2 2004, 10:51 PM)
I'm going to sound grumpy here for a minute but, Ri if you make one more action figure of yourself I'll be forced to make the Righteous action figure with vieny throbbing penis action and a straight pen available to be stuck in the urethra. laugh.gif

What!??? You mean they don't all come with something to stick a pencil up? Why in the world have I been buying them then?
*wanders off and tries to get his money back*
*starts mumbling about how he wasted $39.95 a piece.*
*plans to sue*
Tigersong
Might as well pimp out my own, first of all: Perogy-Eating Tigersong. Comes with both white and black perogies of various sizes, shapes, and veins.

SPS as the God of Free Porn. Complete with Godly Staff of Power.

Insane Laughter Missy. Comes with a sing-along tape of Tibetan chanting.

That's all I can think of right now.
Righteous
Net Nerd Tiger Lily complete with bloodshot eyes and slightly hunched back from typing endlessly for hours online. Includes pimped out PC and plenty of pictures of her boyfriend for her to drool over.
TigerLily013
QUOTE (Righteous @ May 2 2004, 10:39 PM)
Net Nerd Tiger Lily complete with bloodshot eyes and slightly hunched back from typing endlessly for hours online. Includes pimped out PC and plenty of pictures of her boyfriend for her to drool over.

Thanks, much oblidged laugh.gif

I'm actually not too far off from the truth. I dun have blood shot eyes or a hunched back, HOWEVER I gained an interesting crack in both shoulders after playing FF tactics advanced religiously during March Break. tongue.gif
LoLo
Phoenix action figure comes with cell phone and amazing lightning speed text messaging capabilities. Also available is the optional potato sack accessory that looks rather similar to the accesorry for the LoLo action figure. laugh.gif
phoenix
QUOTE (LoLo @ May 3 2004, 08:50 AM)
Phoenix action figure comes with cell phone and amazing lightning speed text messaging capabilities. Also available is the optional potato sack accessory that looks rather similar to the accesorry for the LoLo action figure. laugh.gif

(evem though you have like 50 action figures, i dont care you are getting another one tongue.gif)

Speeding Lolo complete with car (with bent rims and air brushed in llamas) and a cell phone, with real texting ability after 70mph.
Sir Psycho Sexy
QUOTE (Tigersong @ May 3 2004, 03:35 AM)
SPS as the God of Free Porn. Complete with Godly Staff of Power.

....well its never been called that before laugh.gif
Enslaved
QUOTE (Cath @ Apr 30 2004, 02:23 AM)
The Chained to the wall Enslaved action figure with attack Cath knife action! biggrin.gif

If they're allowing that, I want "Enslaved's Green Goblins of Escapism" that come with tiny key's to unlock chains.

Oh and little bottles of Tequila and Millions biggrin.gif
Righteous
Floridian Nympho Spiffy who's ready for fun in the sun followed by long visits to her boyfriend's house. She can even change from her bathing suit to her dominatrix costume. Comes complete with sun towel and various bondage devices.
Mutilation
Mata. Press his head and he moves the leet thread to the daft section. Click his arms and he fortells the coming of the great "babges" and and stamp on his foot and in a mad rage attempts to burn down his stock of T-shirts so as to free some space up. Also twist his toe and he switches from straight to bent.

*Pencil sold seperatly
franken-sarah
QUOTE (Sir_Psycho_Sexy @ Apr 30 2004, 01:17 AM)
SPS lifesize blow up love doll tongue.gif

Order me one of those!! wink.gif
Cath Sparrow
QUOTE (Enslaved @ May 3 2004, 04:02 PM)
QUOTE (Cath @ Apr 30 2004, 02:23 AM)
The Chained to the wall Enslaved action figure with attack Cath knife action! biggrin.gif

If they're allowing that, I want "Enslaved's Green Goblins of Escapism" that come with tiny key's to unlock chains.

Oh and little bottles of Tequila and Millions biggrin.gif

Of course it wouldn't be a full set without those.!!! tongue.gif
Pikasyuu
QUOTE (Mutilation @ May 3 2004, 07:31 AM)
Mata. Press his head and he moves the leet thread to the daft section. Click his arms and he fortells the coming of the great "babges" and and stamp on his foot and in a mad rage attempts to burn down his stock of T-shirts so as to free some space up. Also twist his toe and he switches from straight to bent.

*Pencil sold seperatly

Some of us are lots more gentle with our toy Matas than that! I keep mine in a cozy little cage with lots of glitter and black drapes, and some sandwiches with jam on both sides so's he wont get hungry.

I also made him a small tissue box bed, so's he wont be uncomfy for sleep. Don't abuse your Mata doll!
franken-sarah
AWWW!!!! Yeah, you need to take care of your toys, kids!! laugh.gif
Righteous
I keep my Mata figure on my shelf with my pink stuffed bunny and all my Hellraiser toys. I always hug and kiss them before I go to sleep at night.
Prince Aries
I want my very own Missysaurus! OMFG!

Coolest. Thing. Ever.

And Aries in Drag figure? Well...I *AM* becoming a *REAL* drag queen nowadays, so it could very well happen!

I would also like to submit for your approval:

Rock 'em Sock 'em Forum Robots!

Or something.....it sounded cute in my head at first and then I realized I was just being dumb. I'm going to go sulk in my corner now...

*pouts*
Righteous
Aww, you're not dum. At least your action figures aren't the same caliper as mine.
Prince Aries
*some random Japanese guy runs up and with bad English dubbing that does NOT lip sync at ALL yells:*

OH LOOK!! MISSYSAURUS!

*is still freaking laughing about that*

For the record my friends laughed too. Just had to share.

Anyway, another idea: Sean The Duh Doll. You can say anything to it and it responds with some form of "no freaking shite" comment. Its like Tickle Me Elmo, only evil.
Pikasyuu
Oh my God. I'd buy a Sean the Duh Doll. Just to hear how many witty ways he can sarcastically banter something along the lines of "congratulations, sherlock, now lick my shoes."

Yum.
Cath Sparrow
The Goth Cheerleader box set with Weej, Pixiegoth, Franken-sarah, Queenie, Snoo, Cath and a Free Chained Enslaved action figure. Accesorries include Cat o ninetails whip PomPoms, multiple skimpy outfit you can change them into, Pixiegoth throne, bottles of teqila and other alchol, millions and the fully equipt Padded Pole Dance Dungeon. The dolls are able to contort in many unusall way to give a reallitic pole dance look!
markslut
SaucyTara with changable hair and assorted PVC Latex and UV fashions, comes complete with clingfilm weaponry (don't ask)


Thats the only person I know well enough to think of as an action figure
CommieBastard
QUOTE (syuu @ May 4 2004, 06:51 AM)
Oh my God. I'd buy a Sean the Duh Doll. Just to hear how many witty ways he can sarcastically banter something along the lines of "congratulations, sherlock, now lick my shoes."

Yum.

...yeah. Shoes. <_<
LoLo
Phoenix with special song finding capabilities for lightning speed song based chain quiz action.
Mr Fuzzy
QUOTE (Mutilation @ May 3 2004, 04:31 PM)
Mata. Press his head and he moves the leet thread to the daft section. Click his arms and he fortells the coming of the great "babges" and and stamp on his foot and in a mad rage attempts to burn down his stock of T-shirts so as to free some space up. Also twist his toe and he switches from straight to bent.


Stop being so pathetic, and grow up.

QUOTE (Oni Usagi @ Apr 28 2004, 07:17 PM)
A Mr. Fuzzy action figure, with lots of hair patent pending.  It also has the ability to get up and walk away and not come back for long periods of time patent pending.  Also, it easily fits inside of Mata's future new server.

Don't forget the eagle eyes and realistic beer gripping action... biggrin.gif
Pikasyuu
QUOTE (CommieBastard @ May 4 2004, 12:07 PM)
QUOTE (syuu @ May 4 2004, 06:51 AM)
Oh my God. I'd buy a Sean the Duh Doll. Just to hear how many witty ways he can sarcastically banter something along the lines of "congratulations, sherlock, now lick my shoes."

Yum.

...yeah. Shoes. dry.gif

You really are a dirty man! O.o and go Fuzzy, you tell 'em.

Does the Fuzzy figure come with boiled onion eyes for when he's been awake far too long?
Mr Fuzzy
The deluxe set comes with several sets of eyes including poached egg and piss hole in the snowbank eyes. Currently I'm using half sucked gobstoppers.
leopold
Crimminy! I'm the original action figure!! ohmy.gif ohmy.gif The new version has several phrases in my lazy northern Britspeek tongue, which it spouts at random whenever it feels like it... and you can never find it when you want it!!

Lor, I'm so behind on everyone here, I'll be hard pressed to do many o' these...

Syuu figure (aka KatiiChan) with leaptacklehug action and says various words in an English accent. Note - extremely rare, as the manufacturer doesn't think it's as loveable as everyone else does.

Lil Pie Fairy figure, complete with pies, ice cream paint and painting action and pot noodles. Also available are a pie oven and a model Urbis building with shed door for sliding down.

Weej figure, with leaping into the air in shock action and realistic scream*. Comes complete with drinking glass.
* Needs Debaser action figure with glass eye to function. Glass eye not sold separately.

And now available - the Leo and Inky Battle Set! Place these two figures next to each other and watch them respond to each other with banter and churlish insults. Add alcohol and watch them suddenly change into giggling imbeciles. Will also respond to other action figures. Set comes complete with model North West arena, two Internet-enabled computers** and twelve barrels of your finest bitter, Landlord!
** Not Internet-enabled. Or computers.
CommieBastard
I felt like bumping this.

Mata action figure - comes dressed in a long black coat, black shirt, black trousers, big black boots, black hair and multiple piercings. Press the button on the back and it shouts "I'm not a goth!"
kidvicious2punk
Mel action figure-Dressed in low rider pants with HIP HUGGING ACTION! and vintage tee shirt.Pull string with over 100 popular Vish Phrases!
Hair color subject to change...all the time..lol
Tarantio
The LoLo series:

Whining LoLo - with such phrases as "i hate my work", "I'll never get e-married", and "don't call me Laura".

Birthday Girl LoLo - comes complete with a random assortment of birthday gifts picked from amongst the most obscure objects in the world.

The Arty LoLo - says only one phrase; "It's not quite right, I want to make it better".
Righteous
Night-Night Cuddles Spiffy. Cute and cuddly and great to fall asleep with. Available in one more week. biggrin.gif
LoLo
QUOTE (Tarantio @ Jun 16 2004, 06:13 PM)
The LoLo series:

Whining LoLo - with such phrases as "i hate my work", "I'll never get e-married", and "don't call me Laura".

You forgot the, "I haven't had sex in over 4 years" line. laugh.gif tongue.gif
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