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Pab
*sets up stocks*

*puts snoo and greeaneyes in the twin set*


*hands out rancid tomatoes*


*pelts snoo and geeneyes with rancid tomatoes*
mooooooooooopo
*joins in the fun*
Cath Sparrow
Yay! *Grabs tomato's*
snooodlysnoosnoosnoodle
pab, I fail to see how us being pelted with rancid tomatoes will please your need for entertainment, we'll only end up stinking out IRC!

*flutters eyelashes at pab*

now I know that the stocks make it easier to grope me but the tomatoes? Please man! Have some... *mind goes blank as the tomatoes begin to hit*
Oni Usagi
*throws slightly rotten apples*

*throws pig slop*

*takes pictures*
Pab
Might I recommend whipped cream and live small furry animals


*me readies annoyed ferret*

Come on snoo ... say 'ahhhhh'
Dolty McDaft
*prefers mandarin oranges from the can*
*pelts everone and everything within a five-block radius*
*everything smells citrus-fresh*
snooodlysnoosnoosnoodle
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Pab
*aims Snapper, the angry ferret*

Go Snapper....


*snapper saunters over to snoo*

*snapper takes out a huge custard pie and drowns snoo in it*

*snapper looks at greeneyes and goes for the trouser leg*
Pab
By the way, if any of you feel a bit squeamish at taking advantage of Snoo and Greeneyes cos you don't really know them, just introduce yourselves by saying 'Hi, I'm <insert name here> and pab put me up to this', and then lob anything you like at them ...
snooodlysnoosnoosnoodle
geee pab you're so kind!

I actually like ferrets, custard is pure evil but I can do ferrets. Just keep the ketchup away and I won't be forced to take drastic action!

*uses time in the stocks to think of what siad drastic action could be*
Pab
Just in case somebody wasn't sure what 'the staocks' are, here's a pic




/me fills fire-truck with ketchup ....

okay boys, wait 'til you see the whites of their eyes ...
eternallybored
*wonders what crime they have committed*
Are they witches? Did they steal something?
*finds she doesn't care and throws tomatoes anyway*
*has much fun*
snooodlysnoosnoosnoodle
we're innocent victims of pabs boredom! ohmy.gif
the lil' pie fairy
nooooo!

*erects perspex barrier to protect snoo and greeneyes from the ketchup*

*unleashes ninjas*
ph34r.gif ph34r.gif ph34r.gif ph34r.gif

*ninjas beat pab with rubber chickens and rotten egg pies*

have at thee!!! tongue.gif
{Gothic Angel}
*pelts Pab with rotten fruit* Noooo! Don't hurt Greeneyes and snoo! Bad pab! Bad! *hits with rolled up newspaper*


You know, these boards are starting to have an effect on me. When I saw "cheap entertainment with vegetables" I was thinking it meant something else tongue.gif
snooodlysnoosnoosnoodle
YaY!

*would hug pie and gothic if she wasn't all dirty and stuck in the stocks*

Thank yous!

tongue.gif at pab, people saved me ner ner ner ner ner!
the lil' pie fairy
QUOTE ({Gothic Angel} @ Jun 26 2004, 08:26 PM)
You know, these boards are starting to have an effect on me. When I saw "cheap entertainment with vegetables" I was thinking it meant something else tongue.gif

you are SOOO not the only one laugh.gif wink.gif
deranged_ferret
*doesn't want to take sides*
*pelts tomatoes at everyone*
*runs off and hides*
Ha! You'll never get me now!
Aislinn Faye
QUOTE (the lil' pie fairy @ Jun 26 2004, 08:50 PM)
QUOTE ({Gothic Angel} @ Jun 26 2004, 08:26 PM)
You know, these boards are starting to have an effect on me. When I saw "cheap entertainment with vegetables" I was thinking it meant something else tongue.gif

you are SOOO not the only one laugh.gif wink.gif

Haha.. me too. laugh.gif Strange that it only ran through the minds of females. tongue.gif
Greeneyes
QUOTE (Aislinn Faye @ Jun 27 2004, 05:29 PM)
Haha.. me too. laugh.gif Strange that it only ran through the minds of females. tongue.gif

As soon as I read that, I couldn't help but think about what kind of 'fun' a man could have with vegetables. I'm holding you responsible for the mental picture.

*shudders*
eternallybored
*sees how the tables have turned*
*finds she is out of tomatoes*
*picks up gloppy mud that is convieniently right below her feet and throws it at nearest person*
Sir Psycho Sexy
QUOTE (Aislinn Faye @ Jun 27 2004, 06:29 PM)
Haha.. me too. laugh.gif Strange that it only ran through the minds of females. tongue.gif

no, i thought of it first time i saw it too.....i just didn't saw anything for fear of getting slapped and labeled a pervert....because all guys are clearly perverts
Tigersong
QUOTE (Sir_Psycho_Sexy @ Jun 27 2004, 03:35 PM)
QUOTE (Aislinn Faye @ Jun 27 2004, 06:29 PM)
Haha.. me too.  laugh.gif  Strange that it only ran through the minds of females.  tongue.gif

no, i thought of it first time i saw it too.....i just didn't saw anything for fear of getting slapped and labeled a pervert....because all guys are clearly perverts

Well, we all know that I *am* a pervert, but I thought the same as well.

Bad Pab. Creating innuendos.
Pab
*plugs the ears of the vegetables*

People ... really ... What are you lot like? .. eh?! .. honestly .. this is supposed to be a serious thread ... no respect ... really ...

*sets about snoo with a carrot*

DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT ...
Sir Psycho Sexy
its thought about

*gets out camera*
snooodlysnoosnoosnoodle
*blinks*

I'm so very scared right now.
Pab
*releases snoo from the stocks, and sticks SPS in there*


poor little snoo ... did the nasty SPS scare you with his camera ...
snooodlysnoosnoosnoodle
yes...camera!

tongue.gif at SPS ner ner ner ner ner!
Pab
Okey dokey ... having basically used up the fun potential of pelting snoo and greeneyes while they are immobilised in the stocks, I think it's time we took it to a new level.

No, we're not putting the stocks on wheels with people on either side tugging at it with ropes .. I couldn't get the staff for it ...

SO:

Over there ----> is a very large table with custard pies and whipped cream pies

Over there <----- is the forumite/s of your choice

Up there ^ there is still greeneyes in the stocks ... so feel free


*throws Cath onto the table full of whipped cream and pies*

*covers Onis feet in superglue and makes him walk on sand, foroever filling the cracks between his toes with that grainy feeling*
Forever Unknown
You're cruel!

*convinced Pab is trying to get some nekkid whipped cream action going*
snooodlysnoosnoosnoodle
*giggle*

The thing is...that's so like pab!

*puts cream on pabs nose and watches him try and lick it off with his tongue*
Forever Unknown
QUOTE
*puts cream on pabs nose and watches him try and lick it off with his tongue*


Whipped cream licking, eh? You people are perverted.

That's it... I'm leaving...
the lil' pie fairy
and im most definitely staying!!

*squirts whipped-cream 'champagne style' on everyone near*
Pab
I'M cruel ?!?!?

I nearly broke my neck trying trying to lick that cream off my nose .... ohmy.gif

*hexes a chocolate bar to stay permanently 30cm away from any part of snoos body*
the lil' pie fairy
could you actually break your neck doing that? huh.gif

*shrugs*

*steals floating chocolate bar*
Pab
QUOTE (the lil' pie fairy @ Jun 28 2004, 02:50 PM)
could you actually break your neck doing that? huh.gif

*shrugs*

*steals floating chocolate bar*

Some of the more agressive cream licking techniques can be quite painful without a decent warm-up first ...
the lil' pie fairy
*is intrigued*

how do you warm up for cream-licking??

laugh.gif ohh, the innuendo...
Forever Unknown
QUOTE
I'M cruel ?!?!?

I nearly broke my neck trying trying to lick that cream off my nose ....


Pffft. You brought it upon yourself. No sympathy from me, I'm afraid.
snooodlysnoosnoosnoodle
awwwh! I'm sorry pab!

I recon it would be quite cool to have a floating chocolate bar follow me around everywhere!

*bounces*
Forever Unknown
QUOTE
I recon it would be quite cool to have a floating chocolate bar follow me around everywhere!


The easy way to make friends and influence people. Pre-menstrual women would follow you around like a pack of wild dogs.

Damn. I thought I said I was leaving...
Pab
*straps Forever_Unknown into a chair, Clockwork Orange style, with crocodile clips keeping eyelids open, so she has to witness every colhestorol-filled moment of it ....*


... this cruelty thing is growing on me ... ph34r.gif
Pab
*does balloon-animal show for all, in an annoying top hat and ridiculous mustaches*

"Look!... a snake! .... Look! .... another snake!" (ad infinitum)
Snugglebum the Destroyer
QUOTE
*straps Forever_Unknown into a chair, Clockwork Orange style, with crocodile clips keeping eyelids open, so she has to witness every colhestorol-filled moment of it ....*


Ohh - I've killed men for less Pab...

*grabs Pabs tongue and nails it to a chair*

Now, THAT'S cruel...

Mwahahahaha tongue.gif
Pab
QUOTE (Snugglebum the Destroyer @ Jun 28 2004, 03:42 PM)
*grabs Pabs tongue and nails it to a chair*

Now, THAT'S cruel...

Mwahahahaha tongue.gif


ayaaghh yahaa haaaoiuaaa aa hhaa haayaeeaahh ihlo

*hands up cardboard sign that reads "yes i said 'dildo'"*
Forever Unknown
Strapping to chairs... More tongue action... Dildos... This thread should have a warning sign.

The children - won't somebody please think of the children?!?

QUOTE
*straps Forever_Unknown into a chair, Clockwork Orange style, with crocodile clips keeping eyelids open, so she has to witness every colhestorol-filled moment of it ....*


I'm going to concoct a cunning plan for revenge.

I'll get you next time, Inspector Gadget Pab. Next time!
{Gothic Angel}
*Reads thread through*

*giggles profusely*

*remembers Greeneyes is still in the stocks*

*quietly lets him out*

*eats pie*


mmmmmm... pie
Cath Sparrow
QUOTE (Pab @ Jun 28 2004, 11:32 AM)
Okey dokey ... having basically used up the fun potential of pelting snoo and greeneyes while they are immobilised in the stocks, I think it's time we took it to a new level.

No, we're not putting the stocks on wheels with people on either side tugging at it with ropes .. I couldn't get the staff for it ...

SO:

Over there ----> is a very large table with custard pies and whipped cream pies

Over there <----- is the forumite/s of your choice

Up there ^ there is still greeneyes in the stocks ... so feel free


*throws Cath onto the table full of whipped cream and pies*

*covers Onis feet in superglue and makes him walk on sand, foroever filling the cracks between his toes with that grainy feeling*

Hey Pab guess whats just happend to all your trousers!!! evil.gif


QUOTE
*remembers Greeneyes is still in the stocks*


puts Greeny back in stocks and fills ears with cream!
snooodlysnoosnoosnoodle
hehe nice one Cath!

*puts pab in a hot pink bridesmaid dress with big puffy sleeves and a merangue to tomorrow*

yay! so cute. happy.gif
Pab
mmmm I like this dress ... it goes with my zippo blink.gif
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