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EvilSpork
So I didn't know where to put this, but I thought it was laughable so daft it is!

So what do you do with your nether regions' hair?
helicopter pilot
currently just trimmed, as am single, but i take better care of the grooming when there is a man involved! tongue.gif
Mr Fuzzy
I lightly grill them, then serve them with lemon juice. Or is that dover sole? The two are so easy to mix up.
Marsyas
There's something disconcerting when you click on the front page and read:

Pubes
Mr Fuzzy


Or maybe that's just me? blink.gif

I'll go with trimmed...
Mutilation
I am letting the hair I get from puberty grow. I really do want a decent moustache.

My teacher once told a joke about how they were pubic hairs not public hairs.
CommieBastard
QUOTE (Marsyas @ Aug 29 2004, 01:03 PM)
There's something disconcerting when you click on the front page and read:

Pubes
Mr Fuzzy
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"Pubes - Mutilation" is also rather disturbing.
Snugglebum the Destroyer
Mostly shaved - hair scares me. unsure.gif
Mutilation
QUOTE (CommieBastard @ Aug 30 2004, 09:39 AM)
QUOTE (Marsyas @ Aug 29 2004, 01:03 PM)
There's something disconcerting when you click on the front page and read:

Pubes
Mr Fuzzy
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"Pubes - Mutilation" is also rather disturbing.
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Your damned right. Every tried to pull out most of your pubic hair? Don't.
Kitty
Ou ripping it out is fun though!! It just.... hurts.... alot.... bikini waxing.... yum....

Okay I'm gunna go wash my brain.

p.s.: I say yum to most everything, not ment to be odd.
acid_rain_child
I was actually thinking about making this topic (my friends and I were having a chat about it and it occured to me I'd like to make a poll), but as I have limited to no access to computers anymore someone beat me to it. Odd how it turns out that way so often.

Hair doesn't scare me so much as it bothers me, but I can't SHAVE it smooth because well, while guys can get away with scratching themselves in public, girls can't. We have to settle with walking funny. I resort to a mix of trimming and rough shaving.

blink.gif Ripping it out? Whatever floats your boat... blink.gif
froggle-rock
I've shaved clean before. I've been with a woman who's shaved clean before. never again, not wanting to get too graphic, but not nice the morning after. and for me way to itchy to carry on shaving.

trimming: every now and then, for smear tests and the like.

although I do 'tend' to my pubes more when I am with someone, I really can't be fussed with shaving and waxing religiously. -(waxing) which by the way, hurt much less with red wine.

I was thinking of trying out waxing my underarms, but this I think is gonna cause to much discomfort afterwards. has anyone ever waxed thier underarms?- any advice?

I think the reason I prefer au naturel pubes more than shaved and uber trimmed is coz of fond memories. happy.gif -and also hairyness is far nicer than stubble blink.gif

I've never been with a man who trimmed or shaved or waxed before. do many of you guys on the forum?

I think I could get used to waxing, coz it's kinda the same rush as piercings. but its messy, and I'm quiker with a razor.
markslut
Mach 3 and balls don't bear thinking about
WeeJ
They're neon pink and in the shape of a question mark
Snugglebum the Destroyer
QUOTE
I was thinking of trying out waxing my underarms, but this I think is gonna cause to much discomfort afterwards. has anyone ever waxed thier underarms?- any advice?


Don't!! I found it way worse than waxing the pubic area. It's a real eye opener. blink.gif

QUOTE
Mach 3 and balls don't bear thinking about


I actually once watched an ex shave himself bald. It was the funniest thing that I have ever seen - for three reasons. 1. We were both really drunk. 2. He looked really very nervous with the blade near his neithers. 3. It seems if you're going to shave your balls, really, you have to shave your bottom hole too - watching a bloke shaving his own bottom is the most hilarious thing you can ever see. laugh.gif
Silver Star Angel of Da Towers
For more viewable pubic hair, I just shave it. For the other area... I give it a faint trim once in a while...but not much... considering there's not much going on.

And in response to the underarm question... I wouldn't reccommend it. The skin's too strange there.
Mr Fuzzy
QUOTE (funked)out_frog @ Aug 30 2004, 07:05 PM)
I've never been with a man who trimmed or shaved or waxed before.  do many of you guys on the forum?
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I've been forced to have the old slash and burn treatment by a lass in the past. I was not a great fan of the later velcro effect with my clothing.

QUOTE (Snugglebum the Destroyer @ Aug 30 2004, 10:27 PM)
Watching a bloke shaving his own bottom is the most hilarious thing you can ever see.    laugh.gif
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You're starting to scare me now. ph34r.gif
Snugglebum the Destroyer
QUOTE
You're starting to scare me now.


You know you like it. baby... wink.gif
Mr Fuzzy
It's a fair cop. I'm something of a dirty bag of washing and I'm not ashamed to admit it.
Sir Psycho Sexy
QUOTE (Mr Fuzzy @ Aug 30 2004, 11:35 PM)
I was not a great fan of the later velcro effect with my clothing.
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....heheheh sorry, but that made me laugh so much

after experimenting, i've decided it's really not worth the hassle so i'll leave it as nature intended
mothe
. . .

sad tymes. . .
Pikasyuu
all shaved! ..apologies, I just .. like being smooth. and the more places I can obtain smooth-ness, the better. It's a rather nice feeling, at that.
PsychWardMike
I'm about due for a trim, really. Well, over due, but I haven't had anyone down there but me lately, so who the hell should I be trying to impress?
Polocrunch
Well, you never know, Mike. Someone might run up to you and offer you no-strings-attached sex at random. It happens all the time. Just not to me or anyone I know.
Aislinn Faye
Oh man.. you have to shave all the way.. it makes me feel alot cleaner, plus.. it's just polite... and I love it when guys do it too.. it shows they really care.
gothictheysay
Polite? blink.gif There's etiquette involved with pubic hair?
Forever Unknown
More sodding polite if they don't make any requests at all about it. I just hate the attitude "I ain't touchin' it if it's hairy" - as if women haven't got enough to bloody well shave as it is! I don't tell men what to do with their pubic hair so I'd be much obliged if they'd not tell me what to do with mine. Just downright rude, if you ask me.
CommieBastard
I tend to avoid wielding blades near my sensitive areas. It's not as if there's a massive forest to wade through, I've not had any complaints, and I personally take my vaginas any way I find them (though stubble can really hurt your face).
Snugglebum the Destroyer
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I don't tell men what to do with their pubic hair


I do. I'm not asking for shaved bald but a little trimming needs to be done. See, men winge about getting pubes in their mouth - women are the same. You want the good stuff? Trim it. Simple as.
The Tortured Soul
if there was some1 to du it for me i would... i have said to my ex while we were going out, "you can shave anywhere but the hair on my head and sideburns." she shaved herself down there and she is the only girl i've been with, she never complained about my hairy-ness so i don't know... but i don't even wet-shave my face i use an electric, for fear of cuts, so i definately ain't going downthere with a razor, but if i was with someone i truely trusted i'd let them...

i'll shut up now...
SPEAKERfortheLOST
Trimmed short is a very important thing for both... bald is better... though all people are different... It just makes things more fun... at least in my opinion
mothe
. . .

OH DEAR GOD. . .
Mr Fuzzy
QUOTE (gothictheysay @ Sep 1 2004, 09:41 PM)
Polite? blink.gif There's etiquette involved with pubic hair?
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Very much so. It's considered quite the social faux pas to sprinkle it on another persons breakfast cereal.
Mutilation
Of course it must be put on BEFORE the bread is put inside the toaster.
deranged_ferret
Meh. I can't be bothered to do anything at all with it, it's not like I'm intending to display it to the world anytime soon. Even if I was I'd probably be too lazy.
Tigersong
QUOTE (Polocrunch @ Sep 1 2004, 04:55 AM)
Well, you never know, Mike. Someone might run up to you and offer you no-strings-attached sex at random. It happens all the time. Just not to me or anyone I know.
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*runs up to Polos*

*offers no-strings-attached sex*

Never say never.

QUOTE (Aislinn Faye @ Sep 1 2004, 12:38 PM)
Oh man.. you have to shave all the way.. it makes me feel alot cleaner, plus.. it's just polite... and I love it when guys do it too.. it shows they really care.
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*dies*

You have no idea how funny that sounds to me. It's almost motherly.
markslut
I would like to change the status of my pubes from forest to trimmed on the poll - there isn't an itchy as *alternativeverbfortheactofmating* option

I'm doing my chest too smile.gif
Jaq
Where's the strategic shaving option?
smallcuteanddeadly
Shave. Definitely. Much more hygienic I reckon. Maybe that's just me. Hair removal mousse or cream every now and again gets rid of the stubbley feeling too, coz after you use it the hair grows back finer. Or is that just me?
Patti-Sue
I personally think both parties should be groomed and maintained for optimal action.

I don't wanna get pubes in my teeth, nose, or eyes. Keep those suckers under control. And I'll keep mine tamed as well.


Hmm.. I haven't used creams before.. maybe I'll try that. I wanna get a Brazilian wax, but I'm too chicken.

I just shave, which can cause irritation, it's annoying.
Righteous
Rick shaves himself clean. He claims that "it makes it look bigger." I really can't say if that's true as I don't pay much attention to my brother's manhood.

I just trim with a set of clippers I bought just for that purpose. I once nicked myself with a pair of scissors...ouch.

As for the chick, so long as it isn't at the gross-out point, I'm cool.

EDIT: Yeah, it's disturbing that Aislinn would be giving advice about pubes that sounds at all motherly, especially for me now that I've known her for almost three years.
snooodlysnoosnoosnoodle
QUOTE (Righteous @ Nov 3 2004, 08:13 PM)
Rick shaves himself clean. He claims that "it makes it look bigger." I really can't say if that's true as I don't pay much attention to my brother's manhood.
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That you know that much scares me... I don't want to know things like that about my brother (no offence moop)
Righteous
I only know 'cause he told me. I would have been happy if he hadn't.

EDIT:
QUOTE
Well, you never know, Mike. Someone might run up to you and offer you no-strings-attached sex at random. It happens all the time. Just not to me or anyone I know.

It does happen. It happened to me once. It's just not as common as portrayed in the porn flicks.
saucy_tara
Normally totally shaved, shows off the piercings better smile.gif I like my partner to trim as well, i have a bit of a weird phobia about pubes. Besides, men who are completely shaved down below get less of the old pissy b*llock smell about the nether regions. Nothin worse then paying attention to your man's bits and having a waft of "eau de piss" dry.gif rolleyes.gif smile.gif
{Gothic Angel}
Bloody typical. I come back, and the first thread I see is dirty tongue.gif

That aside, this is an extremely disturbing conversation. blink.gif
PsychWardMike
Alright. I want this topic to live again.

I shaved my boys the other day with an electic razor. Hell yeah, baby. This is one of the best feelings ever and I'm completely in love with it. The only downside is the scarring down there (my pelvic region, not penis in particular, has had a hard life... began in the hospital and then at puberty when I first tried to trim and stabbed on a scar, reopened it and it is now fairly visible. Sorry for the graphic detail, but there you go). Anyway, I love this completely shaved feeling and I've had no itching! Yes! I won't touch the boys with my Mach 3 (those razors cut scarily well) but hot damn do I love the electric razor.
Usurper MrTeapot
Au Naturalle. I don't like the idea of a razor down there, especially since I nick my face enough with my current as it is. I've got no complaints, it's not the amazon but its not a well mown lawn either.

As for a partner, I prefer trimmed to shaved. But it doesn't matter, never complain about the pubes myself.
Misty Rain
Mine, well some of it, is embedded in the mortar of a wall I built recently.

It's nice to add a personal touch.

Misty Rain
Mata
Oh dear... I thought this thread had died... *goes to see if the database gnomes are still hungry >:)*
PsychWardMike
I am Mike! Annoyer of Mata and resurecter of (thought to be) dead topics!

Yay for pubes. Yes. Yay for pubes.
Polocrunch
Maybe we should have an archive for classic topics like this. Well, if you could consider a poll about pubes to be classic, that is. Man, this place is screwed-up.
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