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Forever Unknown
Hehe. I remember us discussing this on the way back.

But Mr Fuzzy deserves punishment so I think we should do it to him. With something heavy. Like your arse.
Snugglebum the Destroyer
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Like your arse.


People pay good money to have my arse on them. laugh.gif
Cath Sparrow
Ok when did the idea for human buckaroo come about I missed that one?????
Photo's will happen at some point when I get round to it! tongue.gif
and yes you can have a copy Lea.
Snugglebum the Destroyer
We came up with it in a pub somewhere.

That doesn't narrow it down, does it? blink.gif

*EDIT*

The plan was that whoever passed out first would be subject to us balancing various objects on them until they woke. Really, it should have been Spacehappy but he locked the door. I don't blame him. biggrin.gif
Mata
Technically I suspect that either Sues or myself would have been the human buckaroo then, but I doubt it would've been quite so amusing that wya around...
Snugglebum the Destroyer
Pictures - Spacehappy has some too.

Pictures? Surely it should never take this long? tongue.gif
Cath Sparrow
Sorry minor cash flow problem at moment will sort them asap I promise! (thinking of getting them on Cd to save scanning faf!)
Snugglebum the Destroyer
*Snuggles sends the Money Imp to Cath*

The little git did nothing but steal all mine so he can afford to make you rich. wink.gif
Cath Sparrow
Well the pic's are now in to be developed! Mwahar!!!! evil.gif
Fear the photo's!!! ph34r.gif evil.gif
froggle-rock
*Is excited*

I'm sure there is a gorgeous pic of me loading food into my mouth. -Sexy me!
Cath Sparrow
there going to be cd-efide so nice and easy to get on line!!!
Forever Unknown
*Fears the photos*

No, really.
Cath Sparrow
I know!!! ph34r.gif ph34r.gif ph34r.gif
Forever Unknown
You cowbag!

Grrrrrr!
Cath Sparrow
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Snugglebum the Destroyer
*looks*

Still no photos...

*sigh*

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Industrial Kybosh
QUOTE (Snugglebum the Destroyer @ Sep 7 2004, 04:02 PM)
Technically, as he was the first to fall asleep, Inky should have been the donkey.  wink.gif
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Fall asleep, my arse! I was just getting ready to drop of, when in storms every bugger in the hotel (it seemed at the time), including two violently inebriated sisters with their 'sexy' barman in tow.

You should remember, ladies, that the dish of the day will always resemble leftovers in the morning.

Now... what do I recall from the meet...

* Four-to-a-window smoking sessions in Cath's room. Cosy!

* Ranting at the music channels, including a desire to shove Damon Albarn halfway out of the aforementioned window, before setting fire to his trouser cuffs. Nasty!

* Convincing Queenie to hide in the tiny gap between the bed and the wall, and watching her fit snugly. Getting out was another story, mind. Squeezy!

* Escorting FU to a cashpoint, but not before being given dire threats by Snugs should I even dare to harbour anything but the purest intentions towards her liddle sis. Scary!

* Trying to fit FU inside a Jack Daniels advertising display (or FSDU, as we call them in the retail biz - no I don't know what it means...) and failing due to shoddiness of cardboard. Silly!

* Being given a pair of fluffy horns and a red flashing lace garter to wear to a pub full of gruff Mancunian locals. Girly!

* Being given short shrift by said locals after daring to disobey their sad 'winner stay on' pool rules. Twatty!

* Winning said game whilst teamed up with FU, and facing off against Cath and Frog. Jammy!

* Being given a cutting from a newspaper by Spacehappy, which deatils the cabbage-ralated genesis of the word 'kybosh' (or 'kibosh' as it can otherwise be written), and which now graces my sig. Veggie!

* My burger taking so long to arrive that common belief was that it didn't strictly exist, and was in fact a new breed of conceptual food. Hungry!

* Having the 'great' (read: 'stupid') idea that we should sit in the hotel car park to drink more booze. Cue the arrival of slugs and a bartender whose name was Wolf, the loss of a door key inside a bag the size of a kitten, an alarmingly intellectual discussion with Frog about Schroedinger's Cat and basic existentialism, and FU telling me how great I was for introducing her to Dillinger Escape Plan (will make CD when you give me address, 'k?). Barmy!

There's plenty more where those came from - my mind is gifted at retaining memories whilst drunk. A whole post could be filled with the sheer wealth of bollocks talked between Fuzzy (aka Jazzy Bazzy) and I. The meet was, if not the best, then certainly the drunkest meet thus far. Speaking personally, I was utterly Schindler's, but nothing compared to the might of the The Harpy and The Harridan (fairy tale concept, anyone?).

But I'll leave it there, and wait for the photos to roll in. Oh, the fear...
Snugglebum the Destroyer
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including two violently inebriated sisters with their 'sexy' barman in tow.


I don't remember the sisters? wink.gif

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* Convincing Queenie to hide in the tiny gap between the bed and the wall, and watching her fit snugly


QUOTE
Trying to fit FU inside a Jack Daniels advertising display


Okay whenever I utter the words 'I bet we could fit a person in that' - I should be ignored and possibly have my alcohol supply cut off.
Industrial Kybosh
QUOTE (Snugglebum the Destroyer @ Sep 19 2004, 11:16 AM)
Okay whenever I utter the words 'I bet we could fit a person in that' - I should be ignored and possibly have my alcohol supply cut off.
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You were fairly sober when Queenie hid behind the bed. I'm of the opinion that you are simply deranged, but in a nice, lovable way.

I've just remembered FU making me escort her into the gent's so she could write the URL for Matazone inside one of the cubicles. It was all going fine, in a wanton and baffling way, until a quite genial gentleman tried to enter the same cubicle to have a good long puke. I'm sure he'd have got completely the wrong idea had he not had other things on his mind...
Cath Sparrow
I think I might be even more worried by the photos now cause I'd forgotten parts of that and I now remember taking photos of it so what the hell else is going to turn up apart from...
BELLY BELLY BELLY!!!!!
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Industrial Kybosh
QUOTE (Cath @ Sep 19 2004, 12:00 PM)
BELLY BELLY BELLY!!!!!
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Oh, the nightmares... Surely it's not right for someone to be able to fit their finger that far into their own belly button. And I know it's not right for them to then make people sniff it after the fact. Yeeeesh...

We should have photos of Bazz Teh Jazz and his 'pissing chin', various people wearing my horns and garter - often in ways they weren't designed for - and perhaps the most miserable group photo ever. Photography and hangovers seldom mix, though I was wearing my new Jack Daniels T-shirt - thanks, Snugs and FU!
Snugglebum the Destroyer
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and perhaps the most miserable group photo ever


In mine and Forever Unknowns defence - we were up until 5:30am. When I was passing out I distinctly remember that it was starting to get light outside.
Industrial Kybosh
QUOTE (Snugglebum the Destroyer @ Sep 19 2004, 12:09 PM)
In mine and Forever Unknowns defence - we were up until 5:30am.  When I was passing out I distinctly remember that it was starting to get light outside.
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I think most of us were up til that time, maily due to listening to your pitiful attempts at moving quietly around the hotel. How many times did that woman shout at you?

Note to FU - saying 'shhhhhhh!' a lot is not the same as being quiet. You daft sod.
Cath Sparrow
AAaaahh! I think I can see another benifit of refuseing to swap rooms here!
Snugglebum the Destroyer
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I think most of us were up til that time, maily due to listening to your pitiful attempts at moving quietly around the hotel. How many times did that woman shout at you?


I can't help but think that I've just been scolded... blink.gif
Forever Unknown
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I've just remembered FU making me escort her into the gent's so she could write the URL for Matazone inside one of the cubicles. It was all going fine, in a wanton and baffling way, until a quite genial gentleman tried to enter the same cubicle to have a good long puke. I'm sure he'd have got completely the wrong idea had he not had other things on his mind...


Ehehehe. I'd completely forgot about that.

*edit*

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Note to FU - saying 'shhhhhhh!' a lot is not the same as being quiet. You daft sod.


I assure you it was because everyone else was being noisy. I, as always, was being as quiet as a mouse. A genetically deformed giant mouse on steriods.

But I only fell over once, and didn't get hit by a tram, so hurrah for me.
Cath Sparrow
Oi! Space where have your pictures got to???
Spacehappy
QUOTE (Cath @ Sep 19 2004, 09:20 PM)
Oi! Space where have your pictures got to???
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I have been ill/away, my fathers also been very ill. So i have not had time to develop them. I also then have to post them to Fluffy to post on a site ect. I will get around to it.
Cath Sparrow
Ok I'll let you off seeing as that really is a pretty good reason! biggrin.gif Hope you and your dad are feeling better. *hugs* if I can reach! tongue.gif
Snugglebum the Destroyer
Cath - when are you getting the pictures back???

(I get excited every time you post and then SLAM the disappointment sets in) biggrin.gif
Forever Unknown
I get very nervous every time she posts and then SLAM the relief sets in.

No photos of me. Please?
Cath Sparrow
Ha! Not a chance FU there all going up good, bad and ugly! evil.gif

Going tomorrow to see if photos are back!
Cath Sparrow
Guess what I got!!!!!!!

http://photobucket.com/albums/v420/BlackCath

Clicky clicky clicky!!!!
Password ROCKY
froggle-rock
Oo

*is off to have a look*

hehehe, will edit once I've had a look through.

/edit:

lol, I started to think that SpaceHappy's dissapearing finger act was just just down to my imagination. But now know that it was real.

hehehe.

Thank you Cath. biggrin.gif
Snugglebum the Destroyer
*groans and holds head in hands*

I can honestly say that there is not one picture of me that I like...
vicrawr
How come there are so many good looking people there?!
phoenix
must get to one of those one of these days......
Snugglebum the Destroyer
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must get to one of those one of these days......


I have a dream. A dream of a massive Matameet where people from all over the world come together (preferably in my town, so it costs me little biggrin.gif ) to eat, drink and be merry.

Chances of this happening on a scale of one to ten is pretty low.
gothictheysay
Snuggles and FU look so alike...what's with the suit on Fuzzy? Ew ew ew on Spacehappy's finger... laugh.gif Those're great.
Spacehappy
The words cannot express how, embarrassed and disappointed i feel ...........

Those photos do NOTdo my belly and boobs justice, they are WAY bigger than the pictures can express.

I would also like to add, the finger disappearing act is dangerous and it hurts alot (unless you have a big tummy, like me(i have also copyrighted it!!)). So please don't try to impress your friends with it, unless you want to pay me!!.

The facial expressions are also highly embarrasing, i usually look like i am enjoying my orgams (Snugglebum was there putting me off).


Bah who am i kidding, i really wish i had that much to drink. I was just enjoying myself evil.gif
Forever Unknown
*cries*

Wickedly evilly bad photos of me. Damn you Cath. Damn you to Hell! I look like a spaz.

Except the JD tube. That's fun.

Fuzzy always wears a suit. It's to make up for him looking like a hobo, methinks.

Good photos, once the ones of me are burnt and destroyed. Which is the plan, right? 'Cause me and Kodak don't see eye-to-eye.

But there are no photos of Mata! People are going to think he never came to Manchester.
Spacehappy
QUOTE (Forever Unknown @ Sep 23 2004, 06:59 AM)
But there are no photos of Mata! People are going to think he never came to Manchester.
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I got photo's of Mata once i get them developed.
Mata
I came, I saw, I conquored the art of sitting on the toilet while vomiting into a bucket. I then went to the train station and several hours later gratefully collapsed into my own bed where hopefully I wouldn't pass the ickyness on to anyone else.

Pete, I hope the illness thing you and your dad got weren't a really nasty 24-48 hour stomach bug thing?

While I feel certain that I will look dreadful in it, there should be a funny photo of me leaping behind a scared and hungover Lea on Space's camera...
Pixelgoth
*shudders at site of naked man flesh* blink.gif

Booooooooooo! I was in London that weekend. Ah well. Roll on the next one. When is it? Can we have another one ooop North as I can't afford to get down South sad.gif
Spacehappy
QUOTE (Mata @ Sep 23 2004, 08:38 AM)
Pete, I hope the illness thing you and your dad got weren't a really nasty 24-48 hour stomach bug thing?
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My father had a stoke, and the stress of it brought on a massive IBS attack, hopefully i'm back in work Monday.
Snugglebum the Destroyer
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I got photo's of Mata once i get them developed.


You've also got the most Miserable Group Photo ever taken. Although I think most of us had donned the obligitory morning after sunglasses at that point - so it may not be as bad as we think. (who am I trying to kid? wink.gif )

If I remember rightly you also had a habit of jumping out at people and just flashing them (with the camera this time) so there should definately be some rather good 'Get the F**k out of my Face, Pete!' pictures floating about.
LoLo
I think Fuzzy liked that fork too much. lol

Those pictures are awesome.
Cath Sparrow
QUOTE (Snugglebum the Destroyer @ Sep 23 2004, 10:47 AM)
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I got photo's of Mata once i get them developed.


You've also got the most Miserable Group Photo ever taken. Although I think most of us had donned the obligitory morning after sunglasses at that point - so it may not be as bad as we think. (who am I trying to kid? wink.gif )
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He also has the pictures of the barman who did exsist and me in my nightie!!!!!!!

QUOTE (LoLo @ Sep 23 2004, 04:48 PM)
I think Fuzzy liked that fork too much. lol

Those pictures are awesome.
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The fork does actually belong to him!

FU My pic were pretty much just Saturday and by the way NO PICTURES WILL BE DESTROYED! unless I'm bribed with one hell of a large amount of money.
froggle-rock
What barman? innocent.gif

Cath, I may not be able to afford a bribe for you to destroy the pictures, but can I offer you a a cuppa to not take pictures of me laoding food into ma mouth! lol blink.gif
Sir Psycho Sexy
QUOTE (Snugglebum the Destroyer @ Sep 23 2004, 12:27 AM)
QUOTE
must get to one of those one of these days......


I have a dream. A dream of a massive Matameet where people from all over the world come together (preferably in my town, so it costs me little biggrin.gif ) to eat, drink and be merry.

Chances of this happening on a scale of one to ten is pretty low.
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what we need here is a really stupidly rich benefactor with a private jet and a tropical island......anyone know how we can get a hold of one of them osbourne kids? ....we don't actually have to be their friends....just pretend....like all their friends, use them for their money...ya know? unsure.gif tongue.gif
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