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Cath Sparrow
Birthday in 10 minutes what is it what is it what is it what is it !!!!!!!!!
exceptional1709
Happy birthday Cath... but you can't have it until Halloween wink.gif
Wyvern
HAPPY BIRTHDAY CATH!!!

You can't have it just yet though still got to wait to halloween *winks at exceptional* I promise it'll be worth the wait!

Inflateable Mr snaffleburger hmm ....cool , got a few bits and pieces here ....*rummaging sounds* right, many sticky gooey cake things, dont worry the glow is only fairy dust Im pretty sure its safe! Vodka jelly done frog pond style...jelly fogs and worms also vodka infused and oh yes....PUNCH! Cant remember whats in it but whoa...its got a kick!

*aside to exceptional, pats box, this could be interesting! Box shakes violently!* easy there not long now *pats box soothingly*

3 DAYS AND COOUNTING*
Ashbless
*wanders in with a few boxes of cookies and puts them on a table*

Some stuff for your party. Happy birthday Cath!

*opens a window and lets in mylar bats to float around the room* I have no idea how they survive but thought they'd add to the festivities. biggrin.gif

*wanders back out with a wave*
exceptional1709
Wyvern? Where are you? Where is ***the box*** ahem...

*jumps around excitedly and hopes nobody's watching*
*wonders why everyone's staring at her*
*grins*
Wyvern
Oops! Sorry a little bit late Im afraid got distracted Cath had me chained to a table but dont worry she didnt get the box..its still here *box rattles across floor* all we need is for Cath to come and open it! hehe

Just some careful instructions for you Cath be Very careful and have a lump of sausage ready to distract it, its a very enthusiastic little critter but really quite cute, loves dried sausage!....Have fun! evil.gif

Exceptional I advise stepping back behind this wall until they are properly aquainted at the first sign of trouble RUN!!!
exceptional1709
*zooms out of the room at superspeed laughing manically*
Quoth(The Raven)
(wanders in)
Ooh! spooky! What's this box? it says, 'do not open 'til Halloween.' But it's way past Halloween! Should I open it?
(Eyes package, warily)
Nah. I don't like the looks of those whisps of purple smoke that leak out when the box moves. But I am curious... I just need to find someone to open it for me...
Oh, Cath!
(Wanders out, looking for a victim...)
El Nino
I'll volunteer

*clicks and beeps are heard as I fiddle with my weapon until the air around me shimmers*

Ah that's got the personal forcefield up.

*Opens the box*
Wyvern
QUOTE
Ah that's got the personal forcefield up
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*shockwave slams out of box embedding forcefield and occupant in nearby wall. Slight scuttling sounds and then silence*

*wonders in, see's open box, see's Because I can*

You just had to open it didn't you?
*sighs*
Now I have to go find it before it gets into trouble! Oh yeah, warn Cath if you see her!
exceptional1709
Oh no!! Oh no!! You've done it now!! You had to go and let it out, didn't you!!

*dashes round the room in frenzied panic with squeaky scuttling noises coming from dangerously near her heels*

Heeeeeeelp!!! Wyvern! Catch it! It's after me!

*becomes hysterical*
Ashbless
*whips out duct tape and tapes self to the ceiling*
*reaches down and pulls up exceptional1709*
*tapes exceptional safely out of reach of scuttler*


What is that thing?!
Wyvern
QUOTE (exceptional1709 @ Nov 19 2004, 08:04 PM)
Oh no!! Oh no!! You've done it now!! You had to go and let it out, didn't you!!

*dashes round the room in frenzied panic with squeaky scuttling noises coming from dangerously near her heels*

Heeeeeeelp!!! Wyvern! Catch it! It's after me!

*becomes hysterical*
*



No worries Exceptional it knows you. Just feed it!

You are tribe and therefore immune! biggrin.gif

Makes a great pet very cuddly once you get round the spikes, just a little boisterous thats all. tongue.gif

*pats scuttler*
Cath Sparrow
*Chucks cookies out of wardrobe to scuttler*
Ashbless
*Frees exceptional from the tape and let's her down again*

Think I'll stay up here for a bit thanks. At least until it's contained. wink.gif

unsure.gif Man oh man, why did I have to return B.I.C.'s flamethrower? sad.gif
Cath Sparrow
*Voice from wardrobe* Yes! Why did you give B.I.C. his elame thrower back!!!!!!! *mutters* probably flame proof anyway! Bloody Wyvern! muttermuttermutter
Quoth(The Raven)
(A baker's dozen fairies come flying through the door, brandishing miniature Cattleprods)
Fairy 1 : Over there, in the cabinet!
Fairy 2 : I see her!
Fairy 3 : It's the Cath!
Fairy 4 : Fairy Hater!
Fairy 5 : Fairy squisher!
Fairy 6 : we are not jam for stopping Grenades!
(Wyvern perks up her ears, and realises Cath is getting blamed for HER actions)
Wyvern: Hmmm. This should be interesting!
Fairy 7 : Get 'er!
Cath: First Scutlers, now this! I'm outta here!
(Wardrobe vanishes)
(Scutler starts snapping at Fairies)
Fairy 1: Oi! enough o' that, ye scurvy beastie!
Fairy 2: No! It got number 12!
Scutler: Urp!
Ashbless
*munches cookies from up among the taped Noobs and watches the show*
El Nino
*Walks out of BIC shaped hole and tries the flame thrower on the scuttler*
Ashbless
*watches to see the result*
exceptional1709
QUOTE (Ashbless @ Nov 22 2004, 01:03 PM)
*watches to see the result*
*


*scuttler growls loudly, and, slightly singed, breathes a huge fireball back towards BIC*
El Nino
QUOTE (exceptional1709 @ Nov 23 2004, 05:44 PM)
*scuttler growls loudly, and, slightly singed, breathes a huge fireball back towards BIC*
*

*Fireball rebounds off BIC's shield*

then I'll try this

*Click click beep, aims, fires, sounds of freezing*
exceptional1709
*sounds of scuttling stop and angry sliding across floor is sensed by all*
Wyvern
Wow I almost missed the fun!

*Pats scuttler and defrosts with alcoholic-heated cookie* Poor babe you might need to stock up on a few more of these *fuels with more cookies and grins across at BIC*.

Did you really think that would work? honestly?

*turns attentions to surviving fairies*
Now as for you lot I give you till the count of 10 to leave, consider it a sporting chance.

*pats scuttler meaningfully*

I do not appreciate you give Madam Cath all the credit for the actions of my Tribe! dry.gif
She may be onto a Very good thing with the jam tongue.gif but make sure your facts are straight before screaming revenge.
Revenge is MY DOMAIN!
Got it? Good!

Ready scuttler?
1...
2...
3... you're still not convinced?*grins with teeth* evil.gif
4...
5...ah! movement! *restrains scuttler*
6...
7... *scuttler breaks off after fairies*Oops! innocent.gif 8, 9, 10! evil.gif

Cath you can come out now sweetie they've all gone!...I think!
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