{"id":148,"date":"2005-09-16T02:04:46","date_gmt":"2005-09-16T01:04:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.matazone.co.uk\/blog\/?p=148"},"modified":"2005-09-16T12:55:23","modified_gmt":"2005-09-16T11:55:23","slug":"didnt-his-mother-teach-him-anything","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.matazone.co.uk\/blog\/?p=148","title":{"rendered":"Didn&#8217;t his mother teach him anything?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yes, Mr Bush, you really should go before you leave the house. <a href=\"http:\/\/news.bbc.co.uk\/1\/hi\/world\/americas\/4249646.stm\">President Bush wrote a note during a UN meeting asking Condaleezza Rice if she thinks he could take a toilet break.<\/a> Good grief. Yes, we&#8217;ve all needed the toilet at inappropriate times, exams, interviews, and suchlike, but he&#8217;s the president of the most powerful nation on earth; you&#8217;d think he&#8217;d be in enough control of his body to be able to grin and bear it.<\/p>\n<p>Also of note, apparently he&#8217;s not so hot on joined-up writing, but on the plus side at least he didn&#8217;t write that he needs to go pee-pee.<\/p>\n<p>HOLD THE U.N.! Hell, they were only discussing the future of the entire organisation and the threat of global terrorism, who cares about that? PRESIDENT BUSH NEEDS TO PEE!<\/p>\n<p>I believe I may have mentioned this before, but we are all doomed.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yes, Mr Bush, you really should go before you leave the house. President Bush wrote a note during a UN meeting asking Condaleezza Rice if she thinks he could take a toilet break. Good grief. Yes, we&#8217;ve all needed the toilet at inappropriate times, exams, interviews, and suchlike, but he&#8217;s the president of the most &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.matazone.co.uk\/blog\/?p=148\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Didn&#8217;t his mother teach him anything?<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1071,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-148","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stuff"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5bQqr-2o","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.matazone.co.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/148","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.matazone.co.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.matazone.co.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.matazone.co.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1071"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.matazone.co.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=148"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.matazone.co.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/148\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.matazone.co.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=148"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.matazone.co.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=148"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.matazone.co.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=148"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}