{"id":151,"date":"2005-09-19T01:31:14","date_gmt":"2005-09-19T00:31:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.matazone.co.uk\/blog\/?p=151"},"modified":"2005-09-19T01:34:02","modified_gmt":"2005-09-19T00:34:02","slug":"its-talk-like-a-pirate-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.matazone.co.uk\/blog\/?p=151","title":{"rendered":"It’s Talk Like A Pirate Day!"},"content":{"rendered":"

It does exactly what it says on the thread title, yarr, so it does.<\/p>\n

http:\/\/www.talklikeapirate.com\/<\/a><\/p>\n

It be the day to talk like a pirate, so shiver yer timbers an’ those o’ yer ship-mates otherwise I’ll keel-haul yer sorry land lubbing arse.<\/p>\n

Do pirates say ‘arse’? Probably not.<\/p>\n

Yarr!<\/p>\n

Have fun.<\/p>\n

Yarr?<\/p>\n

While I’m here, get your pirate name:<\/p>\n

http:\/\/gangstaname.com\/pirate_name.php<\/a><\/p>\n

Mine is Pirate Harley the Cash-Strapped, which be fair accurate, so it be.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

It does exactly what it says on the thread title, yarr, so it does. http:\/\/www.talklikeapirate.com\/ It be the day to talk like a pirate, so shiver yer timbers an’ those o’ yer ship-mates otherwise I’ll keel-haul yer sorry land lubbing arse. Do pirates say ‘arse’? Probably not. Yarr! Have fun. Yarr? While I’m here, get … Continue reading It’s Talk Like A Pirate Day!<\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1071,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-151","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cool-things"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5bQqr-2r","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.matazone.co.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/151","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.matazone.co.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.matazone.co.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.matazone.co.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1071"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.matazone.co.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=151"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.matazone.co.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/151\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.matazone.co.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=151"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.matazone.co.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=151"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.matazone.co.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=151"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}