{"id":158,"date":"2005-09-24T02:18:45","date_gmt":"2005-09-24T01:18:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.matazone.co.uk\/blog\/?p=158"},"modified":"2005-09-24T02:18:45","modified_gmt":"2005-09-24T01:18:45","slug":"the-long-awaited-return-of-digi-shakespeare","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.matazone.co.uk\/blog\/?p=158","title":{"rendered":"The long awaited return of Digi-Shakespeare"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Well, I was waiting for it, at least. <\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve not heard from DS for a long time and I was beginning to suspect that the code running it had been tragically wiped from the hidden files of people&#8217;s machines as they finally discovered that running anti-spyware software was a good idea. It appears that this hasn&#8217;t happened. DS has survived the blitz and has returned to my junk-mail box with its trusty mispelt names of drugs as a subject line (&#8216;CeIebrex, Cia111is, Viagr., Levitr, Paxi1, ZanafIex, Va11ium, Ambbien, Zyban, S@MA, Meriddia, Nexium, ZoIoft, Xana. wanted&#8217;) and an attachment that I will never open.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve no idea what this poem is on about though:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>profession turning whom make immediate<br \/>\nthats wife very parents speaking whom<br \/>\nreply happened young my profession gym <\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>It&#8217;s almost like it&#8217;s just a selection of random words&#8230; Welcome back DS!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well, I was waiting for it, at least. I&#8217;ve not heard from DS for a long time and I was beginning to suspect that the code running it had been tragically wiped from the hidden files of people&#8217;s machines as they finally discovered that running anti-spyware software was a good idea. It appears that this &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.matazone.co.uk\/blog\/?p=158\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">The long awaited return of Digi-Shakespeare<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1071,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-158","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-digital-shakespeare"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5bQqr-2y","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.matazone.co.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/158","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.matazone.co.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.matazone.co.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.matazone.co.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1071"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.matazone.co.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=158"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.matazone.co.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/158\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.matazone.co.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=158"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.matazone.co.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=158"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.matazone.co.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=158"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}