{"id":209,"date":"2005-11-03T13:12:19","date_gmt":"2005-11-03T12:12:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.matazone.co.uk\/blog\/?p=209"},"modified":"2005-11-03T13:12:31","modified_gmt":"2005-11-03T12:12:31","slug":"are-you-a-bloto-shopper","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.matazone.co.uk\/blog\/?p=209","title":{"rendered":"Are you a B.L.O.T.O. shopper?"},"content":{"rendered":"

Apparently seven per cent of British people know someone who has shopped online while drunk, in a syndrome with the catchy acronym BLOTO, or Buying Loads Of Tat Online, and six per cent ‘know someone’ who has shopped online while naked.<\/p>\n

I think that there is a slight inaccuracy coming through in these figures, because I think that most people have bought something rubbish online while a bit tipsy, and most people with a private internet connection have probably been online naked, even if it’s just while waiting for a bath to run. I think the true reading should be that seven per cent of British people admit<\/em> to buying rubbish online while drunk.<\/p>\n

Source article here<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Apparently seven per cent of British people know someone who has shopped online while drunk, in a syndrome with the catchy acronym BLOTO, or Buying Loads Of Tat Online, and six per cent ‘know someone’ who has shopped online while naked. I think that there is a slight inaccuracy coming through in these figures, because … Continue reading Are you a B.L.O.T.O. shopper?<\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1071,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-209","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stuff"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5bQqr-3n","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.matazone.co.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/209","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.matazone.co.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.matazone.co.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.matazone.co.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1071"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.matazone.co.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=209"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.matazone.co.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/209\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.matazone.co.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=209"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.matazone.co.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=209"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.matazone.co.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=209"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}