{"id":225,"date":"2005-11-10T18:23:30","date_gmt":"2005-11-10T17:23:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.matazone.co.uk\/blog\/?p=225"},"modified":"2005-11-10T18:23:30","modified_gmt":"2005-11-10T17:23:30","slug":"drunken-elks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.matazone.co.uk\/blog\/?p=225","title":{"rendered":"Drunken elks!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>No, that&#8217;s not a Batman TV series-style exclamation, it was a problem for an old people&#8217;s home in Sweden. A pile of apples had begun to ferment and a couple of elks got drunk on it and started causing trouble! Full story <a href=\"http:\/\/news.bbc.co.uk\/1\/hi\/world\/europe\/4419876.stm\">here<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Technically there&#8217;s not actually anything very amusing about this, but I just find the idea of drunken elks funny for some reason. No? Maybe it&#8217;s just me then.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>No, that&#8217;s not a Batman TV series-style exclamation, it was a problem for an old people&#8217;s home in Sweden. A pile of apples had begun to ferment and a couple of elks got drunk on it and started causing trouble! Full story here. Technically there&#8217;s not actually anything very amusing about this, but I just &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.matazone.co.uk\/blog\/?p=225\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Drunken elks!<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1071,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-225","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stuff"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5bQqr-3D","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.matazone.co.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/225","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.matazone.co.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.matazone.co.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.matazone.co.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1071"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.matazone.co.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=225"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.matazone.co.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/225\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.matazone.co.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=225"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.matazone.co.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=225"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.matazone.co.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=225"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}