{"id":246,"date":"2005-11-25T14:03:41","date_gmt":"2005-11-25T13:03:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.matazone.co.uk\/blog\/?p=246"},"modified":"2005-11-25T14:03:41","modified_gmt":"2005-11-25T13:03:41","slug":"who-is-stealing-the-lamp-posts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.matazone.co.uk\/blog\/?p=246","title":{"rendered":"Who is stealing the lamp-posts?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This one definitely ranks in the &#8216;how are they getting away with that?&#8217; category of crime.<\/p>\n<p>In Baltimore a gang are stealing the lamp-posts, most probably to sell them for scrap. These people clearly know what they&#8217;re doing, and they&#8217;re not totally irresponsible either:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Left behind are half-foot stubs of metal, with wires that carry 120 volts neatly tied and wrapped in black electric tape.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>So they drive up, sometimes disguised in workmen outfits, chop down the 30 foot pole, and then carefully secure off the dangerous wires so no-one gets hurt. Odd.<\/p>\n<p>They would be getting 35 cents for a pound of scrap aluminium, so probably make a few hundred out of the poles, which is pretty annoying for the city because they cost around $156,000 to replace. Ouch. There are probably a few taxpayers who would rather the thought of electrocution from unsealed wires than the $20,280,000 bill that currently stands to replace the ones that have been stolen, so perhaps the gang&#8217;s social conscience isn&#8217;t that strong. Currently the police have no idea who is doing it either, and I have images of Chief Wiggum in my head: &#8216;That&#8217;s good stealin&#8217; boys.&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>The gang is clearly very organised, but you can&#8217;t help but wonder what they might achieve if the same level of ingenuity were applied to a legitimate business. Alternatively they could take the crime to the next level and start sending ransom notes to the city demaning $100k in return for every lamp that they <em>don&#8217;t<\/em> steal. Now that&#8217;s thinking outside of the box.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/2005\/11\/25\/national\/25metal.html\">Source<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This one definitely ranks in the &#8216;how are they getting away with that?&#8217; category of crime. In Baltimore a gang are stealing the lamp-posts, most probably to sell them for scrap. These people clearly know what they&#8217;re doing, and they&#8217;re not totally irresponsible either: Left behind are half-foot stubs of metal, with wires that carry &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.matazone.co.uk\/blog\/?p=246\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Who is stealing the lamp-posts?<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1071,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[8,4,9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-246","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cool-things","category-stuff","category-world-events"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5bQqr-3Y","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.matazone.co.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/246","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.matazone.co.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.matazone.co.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.matazone.co.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1071"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.matazone.co.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=246"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.matazone.co.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/246\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.matazone.co.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=246"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.matazone.co.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=246"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.matazone.co.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=246"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}