{"id":253,"date":"2005-12-02T14:57:24","date_gmt":"2005-12-02T13:57:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.matazone.co.uk\/blog\/?p=253"},"modified":"2005-12-02T14:57:24","modified_gmt":"2005-12-02T13:57:24","slug":"goth-poems","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.matazone.co.uk\/blog\/?p=253","title":{"rendered":"Goth poems"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Goth poetry is easy: all you need is rhyming couplets and the words &#8216;dark&#8217;, &#8216;soul&#8217;, &#8216;night&#8217;, and &#8216;black&#8217;. Past that you get bonus points for the inclusion of &#8216;abyss&#8217; and any classical mythology reference you can think of. Bear in mind that the classical reference doesn&#8217;t actually have to make sense, only to fit in the rhyming scheme. Let&#8217;s try this:<\/p>\n<p>Oh my soul,<br \/>\nLost in a hole,<br \/>\nOf darkness and melancholy,<br \/>\nLike the dress on a depressed dolly,<br \/>\nRaging in the abyss,<br \/>\nMy anger I miss,<br \/>\nLike Eve&#8217;s first kiss,<br \/>\nThat is my heart&#8217;s wish.<\/p>\n<p>Hurrah for Goth poems!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Goth poetry is easy: all you need is rhyming couplets and the words &#8216;dark&#8217;, &#8216;soul&#8217;, &#8216;night&#8217;, and &#8216;black&#8217;. Past that you get bonus points for the inclusion of &#8216;abyss&#8217; and any classical mythology reference you can think of. Bear in mind that the classical reference doesn&#8217;t actually have to make sense, only to fit in &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.matazone.co.uk\/blog\/?p=253\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Goth poems<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1071,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-253","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stuff"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5bQqr-45","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.matazone.co.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/253","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.matazone.co.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.matazone.co.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.matazone.co.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1071"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.matazone.co.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=253"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.matazone.co.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/253\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.matazone.co.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=253"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.matazone.co.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=253"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.matazone.co.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=253"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}