{"id":271,"date":"2005-12-19T02:28:00","date_gmt":"2005-12-19T01:28:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.matazone.co.uk\/blog\/?p=271"},"modified":"2005-12-19T02:28:00","modified_gmt":"2005-12-19T01:28:00","slug":"odd-bathroom-gadget","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.matazone.co.uk\/blog\/?p=271","title":{"rendered":"Odd bathroom gadget"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Do you find towels irritating? Perhaps you have a massive phobia of damp cloth? Or maybe you are just too lazy to bother manually drying yourself and are looking for a machine to do it for you? If you find yourself saying &#8216;yes! That&#8217;s me!&#8217; to any of these questions then you need the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.tritonbodydryer.co.uk\/index.html\">Triton Luxury Body Drier<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>You know those hand-driers that you get in public toilets? This is like a big version of those that attaches to your ceiling. Why would you want this? Err&#8230; It&#8217;s a bit of fun? Towels are just too common? Well, for \u00a3400 you could get one for your house. It&#8217;s even remote controlled so you can pretend that you&#8217;re using a television, which, for a person who can&#8217;t even be bothered to dry themself, is probably a common hobby.<\/p>\n<p>I think that&#8217;s probably among the most pointless gadgets that I&#8217;ve seen for a very long time.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Do you find towels irritating? Perhaps you have a massive phobia of damp cloth? Or maybe you are just too lazy to bother manually drying yourself and are looking for a machine to do it for you? If you find yourself saying &#8216;yes! That&#8217;s me!&#8217; to any of these questions then you need the Triton &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.matazone.co.uk\/blog\/?p=271\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Odd bathroom gadget<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1071,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-271","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stuff"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5bQqr-4n","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.matazone.co.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/271","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.matazone.co.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.matazone.co.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.matazone.co.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1071"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.matazone.co.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=271"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.matazone.co.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/271\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.matazone.co.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=271"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.matazone.co.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=271"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.matazone.co.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=271"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}