{"id":332,"date":"2006-03-25T12:13:20","date_gmt":"2006-03-25T11:13:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.matazone.co.uk\/blog\/?p=332"},"modified":"2006-03-25T12:13:20","modified_gmt":"2006-03-25T11:13:20","slug":"demotivators","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.matazone.co.uk\/blog\/?p=332","title":{"rendered":"Demotivators"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I used to go to a gym, and they had posters on the walls with things like &#8216;Only those who follow their dreams can soar above the clouds&#8217; on them. It was a nice thought, until you factored in the lack of oxygen and the imminent plummet to your death.<\/p>\n<p>Demotivators is a whole website devoted to that kind of thinking. Here&#8217;s my favourite:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.despair.com\/quality.html\">Quality<\/a><\/p>\n<p>You can see them all <a href=\"http:\/\/www.despair.com\/viewall.html\">here<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I used to go to a gym, and they had posters on the walls with things like &#8216;Only those who follow their dreams can soar above the clouds&#8217; on them. It was a nice thought, until you factored in the lack of oxygen and the imminent plummet to your death. Demotivators is a whole website &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.matazone.co.uk\/blog\/?p=332\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Demotivators<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1071,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-332","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stuff"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5bQqr-5m","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.matazone.co.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/332","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.matazone.co.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.matazone.co.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.matazone.co.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1071"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.matazone.co.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=332"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.matazone.co.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/332\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.matazone.co.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=332"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.matazone.co.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=332"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.matazone.co.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=332"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}