{"id":414,"date":"2006-11-24T14:22:25","date_gmt":"2006-11-24T13:22:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.matazone.co.uk\/blog\/?p=414"},"modified":"2006-11-24T14:22:25","modified_gmt":"2006-11-24T13:22:25","slug":"friday-amusements","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.matazone.co.uk\/blog\/?p=414","title":{"rendered":"Friday amusements"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A couple of stories from the ever-reliable Register that made me giggle:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.theregister.com\/2006\/11\/24\/fotw\/\">Tasty guinea pig<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.theregister.com\/2006\/11\/24\/britains_unluckiest_man\/\">Britain&#8217;s unluckiest man strikes again<\/a><\/p>\n<p>And of course you&#8217;re reading <a href=\"http:\/\/comic.matazone.co.uk\/\">Trouble Down Pit<\/a>, the Matazone webcomic, every Monday and Friday, aren&#8217;t you?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A couple of stories from the ever-reliable Register that made me giggle: Tasty guinea pig Britain&#8217;s unluckiest man strikes again And of course you&#8217;re reading Trouble Down Pit, the Matazone webcomic, every Monday and Friday, aren&#8217;t you?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1071,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-414","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cool-things"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5bQqr-6G","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.matazone.co.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/414","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.matazone.co.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.matazone.co.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.matazone.co.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1071"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.matazone.co.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=414"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.matazone.co.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/414\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.matazone.co.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=414"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.matazone.co.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=414"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.matazone.co.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=414"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}