{"id":450,"date":"2007-08-05T14:23:21","date_gmt":"2007-08-05T13:23:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.matazone.co.uk\/blog\/?p=450"},"modified":"2007-08-05T14:23:21","modified_gmt":"2007-08-05T13:23:21","slug":"zombie-apocalypse-cover-up","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.matazone.co.uk\/blog\/?p=450","title":{"rendered":"Zombie apocalypse cover-up"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/news.bbc.co.uk\/1\/hi\/world\/asia-pacific\/6917318.stm\">They say<\/a> it&#8217;s just inmates in a Filipino jail being taught to dance because it&#8217;s good for their morale, but we know the truth. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=hMnk7lh9M3o\">They say that they are re-enacting Michael Jackson&#8217;s <em>Thriller<\/em> video, but they can&#8217;t hide the truth: there&#8217;s been a break out of zombies in the jail! We&#8217;re all doomed!<\/a><\/p>\n<p>(<a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=lAVVVMcTShQ&#038;NR=1\">Queen&#8217;s <em>Radio Gaga<\/em> is pretty good too<\/a>, but mainly for the chorus about two minutes into the video.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>They say it&#8217;s just inmates in a Filipino jail being taught to dance because it&#8217;s good for their morale, but we know the truth. They say that they are re-enacting Michael Jackson&#8217;s Thriller video, but they can&#8217;t hide the truth: there&#8217;s been a break out of zombies in the jail! We&#8217;re all doomed! (Queen&#8217;s Radio &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.matazone.co.uk\/blog\/?p=450\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Zombie apocalypse cover-up<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1071,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[8,9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-450","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cool-things","category-world-events"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5bQqr-7g","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.matazone.co.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/450","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.matazone.co.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.matazone.co.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.matazone.co.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1071"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.matazone.co.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=450"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.matazone.co.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/450\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.matazone.co.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=450"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.matazone.co.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=450"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.matazone.co.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=450"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}