{"id":454,"date":"2007-08-24T14:05:18","date_gmt":"2007-08-24T13:05:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.matazone.co.uk\/blog\/?p=454"},"modified":"2007-08-24T14:05:18","modified_gmt":"2007-08-24T13:05:18","slug":"best-quote-ever-on-the-bbc","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.matazone.co.uk\/blog\/?p=454","title":{"rendered":"Best quote ever on the BBC"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p>We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/news.bbc.co.uk\/1\/hi\/world\/middle_east\/6295138.stm\">Fantastic! You can&#8217;t make this stuff up.<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s another one from the same story:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>My husband hurried to shoot it but it was as swift as a deer. It is the size of a dog but his head is like a monkey!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area. Fantastic! You can&#8217;t make this stuff up. Here&#8217;s another one from the same story: My husband hurried to shoot it but it was as swift as a deer. It is the size of a dog but his head is like a &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.matazone.co.uk\/blog\/?p=454\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Best quote ever on the BBC<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1071,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-454","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stuff"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5bQqr-7k","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.matazone.co.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/454","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.matazone.co.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.matazone.co.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.matazone.co.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1071"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.matazone.co.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=454"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.matazone.co.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/454\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.matazone.co.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=454"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.matazone.co.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=454"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.matazone.co.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=454"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}