{"id":481,"date":"2008-01-02T14:49:47","date_gmt":"2008-01-02T13:49:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.matazone.co.uk\/blog\/?p=481"},"modified":"2008-01-02T14:49:47","modified_gmt":"2008-01-02T13:49:47","slug":"guns-and-fog","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.matazone.co.uk\/blog\/?p=481","title":{"rendered":"Guns and fog"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A friend in America sent me a link to follow up the post from last week about <a href=\"https:\/\/www.matazone.co.uk\/blog\/?p=479\">a man who tried to change a tyre on his car using a shotgun to loosen the nuts<\/a>&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>This time we have a couple of guys were looking to get tattoos of a magnum, so they were tracing around a real one which was, of course, loaded. Hand and arm wounds later, there are two 22 year-olds who now have a permanent reminder of how cool guns really are. (Slightly more info <a href=\"http:\/\/news.yahoo.com\/s\/ap\/20080101\/ap_on_fe_st\/odd_tattoo_shooting\">here<\/a>.)<\/p>\n<p>Those guys were American, but just to show that stupidity with guns is not only a US policy, a referee at a football (soccer) match in Kuala Lumpur was mobbed after showing a red-card to a player. He was a policeman, so he then went to his car, got his gun, and fired shots in the air to calm the mob. Personally a referee with a gun would not make me feel any more calm, but that&#8217;s just my perspective on this. Perhaps gunshots are considered calming over there; it&#8217;s one of those cultural things&#8230; Or perhaps not. The man was arrested, although it wasn&#8217;t stated whether the charges were &#8216;being a bloody idiot&#8217;. (<a href=\"http:\/\/news.yahoo.com\/s\/nm\/20071226\/od_nm\/referee_dc\">Link<\/a>)<\/p>\n<p>Two more quick interesting\/cheerful links:<\/p>\n<p>Fog machines are now being used as anti-burglary devices, filling a pharmacy with thick clouds in seconds and preventing theft because no-one can find anything. How very cool. <a href=\"http:\/\/news.yahoo.com\/s\/ap\/20080101\/ap_on_fe_st\/odd_foiled_by_fog\">More here<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>A wedding dress shop owner held onto a dress from a cancelled wedding for fifteen years and then the original purchaser eventually wore it down the aisle. &#8220;I knew you&#8217;d be back for it,&#8221; said the owner. Aww.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>DiCarlo had stuffed the bow and the sleeves with paper so they would hold their shape, and wrapped the gown in plastic. She left it hanging in a corner of her basement storeroom.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Now that&#8217;s just a bit creepy&#8230; But sweet. Possibly. I have a horrible vision of the room filled with shaped wedding dresses, like some kind of uber-Miss Haversham from Charles Dickens&#8217; <em>Great Expectations<\/em>. Scare yourself <a href=\"http:\/\/news.yahoo.com\/s\/ap\/20080102\/ap_on_fe_st\/odd_old_wedding_gown\">here<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A friend in America sent me a link to follow up the post from last week about a man who tried to change a tyre on his car using a shotgun to loosen the nuts&#8230; This time we have a couple of guys were looking to get tattoos of a magnum, so they were tracing &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.matazone.co.uk\/blog\/?p=481\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Guns and fog<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1071,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-481","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stuff"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5bQqr-7L","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.matazone.co.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/481","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.matazone.co.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.matazone.co.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.matazone.co.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1071"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.matazone.co.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=481"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.matazone.co.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/481\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.matazone.co.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=481"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.matazone.co.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=481"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.matazone.co.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=481"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}