{"id":504,"date":"2008-06-25T13:39:54","date_gmt":"2008-06-25T12:39:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.matazone.co.uk\/blog\/?p=504"},"modified":"2008-06-25T13:39:54","modified_gmt":"2008-06-25T12:39:54","slug":"this-news-just-in-apparently-men-can-kiss-eachother","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.matazone.co.uk\/blog\/?p=504","title":{"rendered":"This news just in: apparently men can kiss eachother"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In the UK, we&#8217;ve had an advert for &#8216;New York Deli-style&#8217; mayonnaise. The idea of the advert is that the mother, who is making sandwiches, has been transformed into a male New York deli owner by using the product. Get ready for the shock &#8211; s\/he kisses goodbye to her\/his husband! On TV!<\/p>\n<p>Beware. This advert may signal the beginning of the apocalypse.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve got no problem with this whatsoever, but it&#8217;s rather funny reading the comments of people who do&#8230; Or perhaps it&#8217;s a bit tragic? Or maybe people on the internet all have their react-o-meters instantly set to eleven. My favourite response? It&#8217;s tricky, I&#8217;m torn between two:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>The first time I witness this advert I shall be complaining loudly to the appropriate authorities, and will certainly not be buying the product.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>That wins points for deciding in advance of seeing the advert to &#8216;complain loudly&#8217; afterwards. It&#8217;s good that they&#8217;re keeping an open mind until they&#8217;ve seen it.<\/p>\n<p>Second up we have a wonderful bit of hyperbole:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>This is what the word boycott was invented for!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Err&#8230; No, I don&#8217;t think getting in a flap about a mayonnaise advert was what the word was intended for. I also like another comment that describes the leader of the Christian Anglican Church, Rowan Williams as a &#8220;liberal druid&#8221;. Priceless.<\/p>\n<p>For UK readers, you&#8217;ve probably already guessed that <a href=\"http:\/\/www.dailymail.co.uk\/news\/article-1028794\/Heinz-mayonnaise-advert-men-kissing-set-complained-year.html\">these delights come to us courtesy of the Daily Mail<\/a>. (In fairness, there are a fair number of sensible people on there too, who can&#8217;t see what the fuss is about.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In the UK, we&#8217;ve had an advert for &#8216;New York Deli-style&#8217; mayonnaise. The idea of the advert is that the mother, who is making sandwiches, has been transformed into a male New York deli owner by using the product. Get ready for the shock &#8211; s\/he kisses goodbye to her\/his husband! On TV! Beware. This &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.matazone.co.uk\/blog\/?p=504\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">This news just in: apparently men can kiss eachother<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1071,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-504","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stuff"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5bQqr-88","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.matazone.co.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/504","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.matazone.co.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.matazone.co.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.matazone.co.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1071"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.matazone.co.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=504"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.matazone.co.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/504\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.matazone.co.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=504"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.matazone.co.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=504"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.matazone.co.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=504"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}