{"id":509,"date":"2008-09-10T22:52:04","date_gmt":"2008-09-10T21:52:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.matazone.co.uk\/blog\/?p=509"},"modified":"2008-09-14T16:15:27","modified_gmt":"2008-09-14T15:15:27","slug":"has-the-lhc-destroyed-the-world-yet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.matazone.co.uk\/blog\/?p=509","title":{"rendered":"Has the LHC destroyed the world yet?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In case you&#8217;ve blanked news out for the day, the Large Hadron Collider, the LHC, was turned on today. It&#8217;s taken 30 years and some silly number of billions of pounds to make a really big ring so boffins can make streams of protons hit each other at light speed then see what happens. I did write in with a suggestion that they shine two torches at each other, but they never wrote back. I would even have supplied the batteries.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, apparently the amount of energy used is likely to create a Higgs Boson particle, which somehow gives all other particles mass (although exactly how or why I really don&#8217;t know). Then again, it might not. What this boils down to is that a load of guys underground in Europe are going to perhaps make a very small black hole. They insist that this is completely safe, which it probably is, but that doesn&#8217;t stop everyone else wondering if they are about to destroy the world, which brings me to the point of this..<\/p>\n<p>In case you need to check if the LHC has destroyed the world, there is now a convenient website that is monitoring the situation and allows you to check:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/hasthelargehadroncolliderdestroyedtheworldyet.com\/\">http:\/\/hasthelargehadroncolliderdestroyedtheworldyet.com\/<\/a><\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s a good joke, but the real comedy will escape 99.9% of viewers. Check out the source code for the page:<code><\/p>\n<div id=\"main\">\n[script type=\"text\/javascript\"]<br \/>\nif (!(typeof worldHasEnded == \"undefined\")) {<br \/>\ndocument.write(\"YUP.\");<br \/>\n} else {<br \/>\ndocument.write(\"NOPE.\");<br \/>\n}<\/p>\n<p><noscript>NOPE.<\/noscript>\n<\/div>\n<p>[script type=\"text\/javascript\"]<br \/>\nvar gaJsHost = ((\"https:\" == document.location.protocol) ? \"https:\/\/ssl.\" :<br \/>\n\"http:\/\/www.\");<br \/>\ndocument.write(unescape(\"%3Cscript src='\" + gaJsHost +<br \/>\n\"google-analytics.com\/ga.js' type='text\/javascript'%3E%3C\/script%3E\"));<\/p>\n<p><!-- if the lhc actually destroys the earth & this page isn't yet updated\nplease email mike@[**snip**] to receive a full refund --><br \/>\n<\/code><\/p>\n<p>Comedy gold for web techy people.<\/p>\n<p>[I removed the email address from the code to try and prevent him getting spammed by bots that may scan this page, but it&#8217;s there in the page&#8217;s code if you want to find it yourself.]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In case you&#8217;ve blanked news out for the day, the Large Hadron Collider, the LHC, was turned on today. It&#8217;s taken 30 years and some silly number of billions of pounds to make a really big ring so boffins can make streams of protons hit each other at light speed then see what happens. I &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.matazone.co.uk\/blog\/?p=509\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Has the LHC destroyed the world yet?<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1071,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[6,12,11,1,10,9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-509","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-buy-this","category-computing","category-games-related-things","category-news","category-weird-science","category-world-events"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5bQqr-8d","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.matazone.co.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/509","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.matazone.co.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.matazone.co.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.matazone.co.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1071"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.matazone.co.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=509"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.matazone.co.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/509\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":514,"href":"https:\/\/www.matazone.co.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/509\/revisions\/514"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.matazone.co.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=509"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.matazone.co.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=509"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.matazone.co.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=509"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}