{"id":59,"date":"2005-06-16T15:28:22","date_gmt":"2005-06-16T14:28:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.matazone.co.uk\/blog\/?p=59"},"modified":"2005-06-16T15:28:22","modified_gmt":"2005-06-16T14:28:22","slug":"we-are-all-doomed-apparently","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.matazone.co.uk\/blog\/?p=59","title":{"rendered":"We are all doomed! Apparently."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Aww, bless &#8217;em over at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.theregister.co.uk\">The Register<\/a>. I do like their little rants. They believe that we are all doomed to become enslaved by technology. Now excuse me, I have to sit at this computer for another twelve hours before it will allow me to sleep.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.theregister.co.uk\/2005\/06\/06\/vampire_robonurses\/\">Doom!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Aww, bless &#8217;em over at The Register. I do like their little rants. They believe that we are all doomed to become enslaved by technology. Now excuse me, I have to sit at this computer for another twelve hours before it will allow me to sleep. Doom!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1071,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-59","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stuff"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5bQqr-X","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.matazone.co.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/59","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.matazone.co.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.matazone.co.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.matazone.co.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1071"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.matazone.co.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=59"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.matazone.co.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/59\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.matazone.co.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=59"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.matazone.co.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=59"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.matazone.co.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=59"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}