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post Mar 15 2003, 01:00 AM
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Oxym0ronical is actually one of my really good friends for years now, she's like a sis to me. In the chat rooms we used to play this game called: Different ways to castrate a guy, so what I was thinking was that we could all come up with different ideas. Here are some she and I have come up with in the past (Oxy if I forget some feel free to put them up)

My favorite: paper
a spoon
a dull pizza cutter
a dull butter knife
chinese water torture til the water cuts it off
and a smooth rock

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post Mar 15 2003, 01:02 AM
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post Mar 15 2003, 01:03 AM
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damn forgot one already


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post Mar 15 2003, 01:06 AM
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hypnotize them into removing it themselves!
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post Mar 15 2003, 01:06 AM
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you better keep me away from here...


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post Mar 15 2003, 01:07 AM
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/me covers meself from these crayzee laydeez


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post Mar 15 2003, 01:07 AM
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put drugs in the jello llama then feed that too them. While they are asleep tie them up and put a rubber band around it, letting it eventually drop off.


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post Mar 15 2003, 01:10 AM
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/me goes out ta buy a cast iron thong

Any of you chaps want one while I'm out?


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post Mar 15 2003, 01:10 AM
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This reminds me of this story I heard on the news. There was this guy who met another guy online and somehow talked this guy into letting him come and meet him, then he was going to eat him. So he video tapes this whole thing and before he kills the guy he castrates him and they both eat his penis together as the guys last meal.


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post Mar 15 2003, 01:11 AM
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that is really really scary..........


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post Mar 15 2003, 01:13 AM
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sick!!!!!
hey here's one
chain him to a wall and wrap paper around it, then smoke it!(if you can, i just thought it would be funny!) ph34r.gif


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post Mar 15 2003, 01:14 AM
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QUOTE (LoLo @ Mar 15 2003, 01:10 AM)
This reminds me of this story I heard on the news. There was this guy who met another guy online and somehow talked this guy into letting him come and meet him, then he was going to eat him. So he video tapes this whole thing and before he kills the guy he castrates him and they both eat his penis together as the guys last meal.

What the....?


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post Mar 15 2003, 01:14 AM
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Excuse me Tuv bud, that didn't happen in California. I heard the story in California yes but didn't happen here.


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post Mar 15 2003, 01:36 AM
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Using left handed scissors with your right hand. Anyone ever notice how hard it is to cut with those things?


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post Mar 15 2003, 01:51 AM
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Unleash a crazed squirrel into the male's pants.


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post Mar 15 2003, 01:52 AM
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hahaha a few years ago my dads friend had a mole go up his pants on new years it was sooooo funny. we were after that mole too, we never caught it.


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post Mar 15 2003, 01:55 AM
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LoL. The funnniest pain-in-that-region thing I ever saw was this guy was out swimming in the ocean and all of the sudden he starrted screaming and he ran to shore with a big crab dangling from his shorts. It was so funny, and his girlfriend was screaming, hahahahahahaha.


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post Mar 15 2003, 01:57 AM
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I really really hope that my friend who isn't my boyfriend *cough* doesn't see this and get worried...


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post Mar 15 2003, 01:59 AM
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hahaha the first time i kicked someone in the balls i was 10.


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What's wrong with the old fashioned way of two half-bricks?

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post Mar 15 2003, 02:38 AM
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what is wrong with this discussion... ive never been scared on a website/forum like this.... scary....so....scared.....<curls up in a little ball on the floor> scared...


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post Mar 15 2003, 02:42 AM
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QUOTE (cheese is funny @ Mar 15 2003, 02:38 AM)
what is wrong with this discussion... ive never been scared on a website/forum like this.... scary....so....scared.....<curls up in a little ball on the floor> scared...

I was wondering when the fear would set it...

Oh I know, a hole puncher!


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post Mar 15 2003, 02:49 AM
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curling up might be good defense


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post Mar 15 2003, 09:16 AM
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QUOTE (cheese is funny @ Mar 15 2003, 02:38 AM)
what is wrong with this discussion... ive never been scared on a website/forum like this.... scary....so....scared.....<curls up in a little ball on the floor> scared...

Hey cheese, I got a spare cast iron thong here if ya want it...


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post Mar 15 2003, 03:06 PM
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QUOTE (cheese is funny @ Mar 14 2003, 06:38 PM)
what is wrong with this discussion... ive never been scared on a website/forum like this.... scary....so....scared.....<curls up in a little ball on the floor> scared...

It's meerly an offshoot of the torture forum topic.


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