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> Farting Or Belching...., which is more fun?
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saucy_tara
post Mar 24 2003, 12:49 PM
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Whaddya reckon kids? Personally I 'm a belcher, it is so satisfying to burp after drinkin fizzy-ade, and it's not as horrid as farts. What type of farts and burps do people like? Silent but Violent? Or Soft and Low. Air your views here (no pun intended, honest guv'nor)


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post Mar 24 2003, 01:10 PM
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Belchin - fer sure!!! Ya don't get any o that potential follow-thru with belchin (an it not nice when it happens unsure.gif )

I like ta do a real rip-roarer of a belch, an if I can make it sound bigger than it is, so much the better! They much more fun than those silly behind hand things that end up backin up an givin ya indigestion. Bleugh, jus thinkin o those is makin me feel bad...

I can say a few rudimentary phrases while belchin too - such as "hello", "yeah!" an "Fook you!". Do I rock or what!


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post Mar 24 2003, 01:10 PM
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Fart's are almost always good for a laugh, but often aren't worth the price. Belches though are just plain fun

Back in high school I was on the stage crew for one of the plays. During rehearsal one night I let a nice one roar from what I thought was a safe distance. Unfortunately they were rehearsing the big death scene at the time and everybody heard it and busted up laughing. Minus the director of course.
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post Mar 24 2003, 01:15 PM
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All I can burp is hello sad.gif


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post Mar 24 2003, 01:21 PM
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Jus takes a little practice an a lot of fizzy liquid.

I usta be able to gulp air to make belches with. It was so cool until one day I swallowed a bit too much an felt really crappy wi a gutfull o air. Not pleasant...


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post Mar 24 2003, 03:27 PM
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I WILL SMITE YOU ALL WITH PLASTIC SPORKS!
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post Mar 24 2003, 05:27 PM
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its all about belching. you can talk with belching vs farting just smells and girls don't like funny smells


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post Mar 24 2003, 06:29 PM
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gotta be belching, it's got that contest quality to it...


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post Mar 24 2003, 06:30 PM
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plus you can speak while belching and make funny noises


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post Mar 24 2003, 06:33 PM
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someone i know taught me to burp continuously, so that it sounds like you're singing a scale...


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post Mar 24 2003, 06:34 PM
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yah i got that skill

makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside like drinking soda real fast


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post Mar 24 2003, 07:13 PM
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My boyfriend has just told me that if you squeeze and relax your bum chheks whilst farting you can change the pitch and tone of the fart.....And he likes farting in the bath...You should all be so grateful that this is not his forum of choice....Pity me sad.gif I have cast a proxy vote for farting for him but I was forced!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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post Mar 24 2003, 09:08 PM
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I, fer one, am glad he don't post here. I guess he might feel a bit inadequate against the overwhelmin force of my sheer greatness. Plus, what wi me marryin ya soon, I reckon he might get a bit miffed an stop ya postin an then I'll lose ya an that would suck like, ooh, lots of Dysons all hooked together onto one pipe an all workin in mega cyclone mode to create a suck worthy of suckin as much as me losin ya off of here...

Duz that make any sense??? blink.gif


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post Mar 24 2003, 09:10 PM
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i like when the fart gets stuck between the butt cheeks and you feel the air traveling up. THat was a little gross o well


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post Mar 24 2003, 09:15 PM
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burping wins hands down! i can burp on demand and 30 burps in a row was my record and .....

oh i sound so ladylike....... meh.


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post Mar 24 2003, 10:32 PM
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QUOTE (leopold @ Mar 24 2003, 01:10 PM)
I can say a few rudimentary phrases while belchin too - such as "hello", "yeah!" an "Fook you!". Do I rock or what!

Hahaha!!!

I've got quite a good belch vocab. My personal faves are 'Bollocks', 'Bra', 'Ooooh Yeeeeaaah' and 'Bo Selecta' (natch).

Mind you, I knew a girl who could belch entire sentences, one of which containing the name Mephistophilis. Now that's impressive.

As you have probably gathered, I'm a belch fan. A fart is more of a relief when it is needed, but a good solid burp has infinite potential.


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post Mar 24 2003, 10:42 PM
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QUOTE (Industrial Kybosh @ Mar 24 2003, 10:32 PM)
Mind you, I knew a girl who could belch entire sentences, one of which containing the name Mephistophilis. Now that's impressive.

Indeed! I'm not sure how to even pronounce Mephiwhateverthefookitis, never mind belch it...

She sounds like quite a gal biggrin.gif

I forgot ta learn "bollocks". An it's such a handy phrase too... like "arsepiece" or "tosspot"


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post Mar 24 2003, 10:44 PM
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or "cockbasket"


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post Mar 24 2003, 10:48 PM
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QUOTE (Industrial Kybosh @ Mar 24 2003, 10:44 PM)
or "cockbasket"

laugh.gif ROFLMAO laugh.gif

That's a keeper!!

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post Jul 17 2003, 01:17 AM
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Scratching is good.

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post Jul 17 2003, 01:56 AM
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im with missy but why use sporks when we can use....

SPINIVES!!!!

MUA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!

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post Jul 17 2003, 10:26 AM
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Way hay! Toilet humour, ya' gotta' love it! laugh.gif

My boyfriend thinks I mad that I find farts soooo funny. Even the word 'fart' makes me laugh laugh.gif

I voted for farting because it's funnier than burping although I agree the smelling thing can be offputting blink.gif

I can burp better than fart but I am just a windy person biggrin.gif

Can't believe this topic of conversation has come up. We are strange aren't we!

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burps are uber cool when you get a big ol one out there


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post Jul 17 2003, 04:21 PM
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SPINIVES!!!! ohmy.gif


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Well I used to like the whole farting or "poofing experience" but I guess with my old age laugh.gif ya right =P, I have more respect and more fun with a good belch, but lately I haven't been able to tongue.gif


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